Nick Swift @nickswift
I write, I draw, I market, I voiceover. I did that satirical comedy horror Top Trumps homage Modern Horrors, you know. And in 2024 - the return of FIT TO BURST! unrestrictedview.co.uk/fit-to-burst-t… Out and about. Or not. Joined January 2009-
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To be fair, you don't really need a functional Department of Defense if you're going to surrender to your greatest enemy in your first month in office.
To be fair, you don't really need a functional Department of Defense if you're going to surrender to your greatest enemy in your first month in office.
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Shocking hypocrisy from Vance - lecturing Europe on democracy when he serves as vice president to a man who attempted a coup in the US
I was obsessed by Tony Slattery in Whose Line Is It Anyway when I was a teenager. Taped and watched and rewatched S&M his Channel 4 series with Mike McShane again and again. Ah, dear...
I was obsessed by Tony Slattery in Whose Line Is It Anyway when I was a teenager. Taped and watched and rewatched S&M his Channel 4 series with Mike McShane again and again. Ah, dear...
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He’s finally done a genuinely funny tweet!
Proud paternal moment with my daughter as one of the Alices here….
Proud paternal moment with my daughter as one of the Alices here….
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I've been asked what my favourite commentary is on the budget and it's unquestionably this exchange.
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz339tw
I’m delighted to see Lieutenant Gruber in Rivals, as a point of note.
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Lest we forget how Halloween was back in the 80s...
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I found an even worse photo than the jumping one
Is there any other accessory in history that screams “I’m an actor, actually” than Colin Farrell’s headband?
Oooh I’d have loved to see this: futurism.com/the-byte/sales…
Delighted on the debate result but I can’t pretend I won’t be using the phrase “I have the concept of a plan” in my life going forward. Thanks, The Donald. #HarrisTrumpDebate2024
Yes and yes.
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Ok this is a perfect comedic delivery.
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There are creative ads, and then there are Thai ads
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