Lyndsay Kotalik @no_poncho
Alaskan bookworm, Mother of 14 year old nerd, Champion of equality, Aspiring minimalist. Striving for progress, not perfection. Anchorage, Alaska Joined March 2014-
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Our #Pizzamas ‘He’s Just John’ shirt was just delivered in -16 degrees. That poor mailman. So excited though 😆@DFTBArecords
You play a Sci-Fi/Fantasy game and are like "it's not realistic that the townspeople just go about their lives when these creatures are around every corner," and then you drive by two Big Bois (probably a mom + youngster) just walking next to 36th Ave. while people drive to work.
You play a Sci-Fi/Fantasy game and are like "it's not realistic that the townspeople just go about their lives when these creatures are around every corner," and then you drive by two Big Bois (probably a mom + youngster) just walking next to 36th Ave. while people drive to work.
Remember the rules: you can judge The Left as a whole by referencing the craziest fringe shit you can find on Twitter or in some student group, but it is unsporting & uncivil to judge The Right as a whole by referencing what its most prominent elected leaders say.
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Marvel's Spider-Man 2 launches October 20. Pre-orders start June 16. #BeGreaterTogether #SpiderMan2PS5 Swing to PS Blog for details on editions and new suits play.st/3J12Z7y
Celebrate the launch of #StarWarsJediSurvivor with the comeback of the BD-1-inspired BP-1 Pathfinder skin and the new Fully Operational holospray—available now. To claim the items, simply log in from April 28 - May 19. Congratulations once again to the Jedi team here at Respawn!
Happy #BestFriendsDay! ❤️ #StarWarsJediSurvivor
Two iconic Jedi Knights have entered the mocap studio! 👀 #StarWarsJediSurvivor - Available April 28
Alright you lot, let's see what you've got. Kraber shot land you in the Champion squad? 1v1 got them seeing stars? Let's see it! This month, Ballistic wants to see your best, with his favorite clips getting re-shared here. First up, yours truly—let's see those Ballistic clips👇
🔴LIVE in 30 minutes HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT AT 9:30AM PT. youtube.com/DrDisrespect/l…
I want AI to anticipate what groceries I'm running low on, search every flier and website in my city to find the best price, and compile me a weekly list based on best deals per fewest stops. I do not want AI to make a picture of me if I were an astronaut.
The state’s benefits backlog has stretched on since last fall and has been hampered by thousands of applications, some of which have been filed for months. alaskasnewssource.com/2023/04/18/dep…
Aunties are just heartbeats to nap on instagram.com/p/CnmWanOuQIp/…
One of our relatives is obsessed with my daughter’s weight (“you’re too skinny”, “you eat nothing”, etc). At Christmas dinner my husband firmly told her she’d have to leave if she made another comment and I would’ve married him again right there if I could
And a point I’ve brought up frequently since 💁🏻♀️
And a point I’ve brought up frequently since 💁🏻♀️
Turns out no income tax and demanding your government pay YOU $3,000 a year may not be the best strategy for keeping the streets plowed and schools open. 🤷🏼♀️
Northern lights was still a single lane on the way home today, especially odd since my parked car didn’t accumulate any snow while parked for 9 hours. I feel like we should have school tomorrow but I’m not optimistic. 👀
Northern lights was still a single lane on the way home today, especially odd since my parked car didn’t accumulate any snow while parked for 9 hours. I feel like we should have school tomorrow but I’m not optimistic. 👀
Got a survey on Spotify asked me what designer brand perfume ads I recall seeing in the past month, what I’ll buy, and if I could correctly match a slogan (I could not) my favorites weren’t options so shouting into the void @bpal, Sucreabeille, & Ghoulish Goods.
Which party is looking out for the average American? Take a look at these four bills to help you decide. #Vote
Sarah Palin lost. I'm sure she's relieved. It'll certainly save her the effort of quitting later.
Margaret Gallagher @MargaretGa48
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Chris Peterson @ChrisOPeterson
192 Followers 631 Following Don't follow me if you consume content and/or media or endorse behavior or condone/reinforce ideas.
Jamie N.E., LMT, MLD-.. @Lymphatic_AK
684 Followers 2K Following Anchorage LMT, MLD-C, NCBTMB certified Lymphatic Drainage massage therapist. IG: Lymphatic_AK https://t.co/GP0k4de7IL #denainalands #alaskatwitter #safeonmytable
Forrest Dunbar @ForrestDunbarAK
6K Followers 1K Following Personal Account. For official, State Senate account, check out: @Sen_Dunbar ------------ Bears, Books, Basketball in Alaska.
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar
13K Followers 6K Following The official Twitter account of Alaska's most ridiculous blog: One Hot Mess. Mom on Áakʼw Ḵwáan Aaní. “Marxist Dingbat Lawyer • Reprehensible C**t • Bad Takes”
Science of Simple @scienceofsimple
451 Followers 568 Following There is no secret. Success Is Measured, Planned, Learned and Executed. Follow to learn the #science of #simplicity #Success & #wealth #sos #scienceofsimple
BlahBlahTees @blahblahtees
421 Followers 3K Following BlahBlah - it's a lifestyle. Our graphic tees border between the weird & wonderful, because our customers are the best thing since buttered bacon. #BlahBlahTees
Textual Tees @TextualTees
2K Followers 2K Following The world needs more funny t-shirts. We make that possible.
Leonora Lopes @Lopes624183
40 Followers 577 Following
Steven Packel @phillysteveinak
2 Followers 39 Following
Rick Johnson 💯🏳.. @Ricktopher_ak
30 Followers 117 Following
Jo Clendening @journalartz
2K Followers 3K Following Writer • Graphic Designer • 3D Illustrator • Lover of Photography, Art, Sewing, DIY, Crafts and Cats
Lesley @morningsprite
257 Followers 305 Following Social butterfly. Gamer Girl. Chief Glitter Officer. Knitting and Crochet teacher. Jam Fairy. Changeling Fanatic. Often hilarious, always adorable.
Swaggaroni & Cheese @ShellySwagger
1K Followers 2K Following Social genius w a zen marinated heart. My career is gambling. Intellectual introvert. Comedian of life. Jokes and cheesy sentiments of love.
The Bowl Company @thebowlcompany
674 Followers 1K Following Fine and everyday china, flatware, crystal all by brand name manufacturers.
The Amazing Turnip Gi.. @TATG_Kairi
550 Followers 5K Following Multifandom, Mainly Whovian, Genderfluid (Yeah I Know.) She/He, Athabascan, Cosplayer Of Color, House Pfizer™💉 #IStandWithUkraine💙💛#FreePalestine🇵🇸
huklaani @troyanniskett
4 Followers 10 Following
Theresa Packel @bdaddict
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#Greg @fuzzy_bread
3K Followers 706 Following 10x American military powerlifting records. Comedian/Writer/Actor. Snuggly as fuck. Cosplaying as a reasonable member of society. National Treasure in training
Shala Kerrigan @shala_beads
1K Followers 2K Following Tanana Athabascan. Queer she/her. Coloring book illustrator, fabric designer, blogger, Profane Guttersnipe, Shasta Black Cherry :: https://t.co/agl8h3Dq8a ::
BrittanBoucher @BrittanBoucher
56 Followers 271 Following Sending a girl a text that says I love you Beautiful can change her attitude for the whole day.
RoanneKroger @RoanneKroger
58 Followers 263 Following Loving your best friend is a good thing. Being in love with your best friend, well that my friend...is just the greatest feeling on earth.
BryanaLenars @BryanaLenars
39 Followers 214 Following We spend too much time wondering why we're not good enough.
David Bernknopf @BernknopfD
366 Followers 472 Following Investigative Exec. Producer for Alaska's News Source, @aknewsnow https://t.co/LzxTbZbpEZ Also, co-host of Alaska's Political Pipeline podcast
payton mitchell @paytmitch
34K Followers 625 Following social media manager and strategist, newsletter editor, phd in yapology
Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum
1.6M Followers 2K Following Former German Nazi concentration & extermination camp Auschwitz. Official account. We commemorate victims, educate about history & preserve the authentic site.
Elizabeth Moreau Nico.. @lizinthelibrary
3K Followers 2K Following librarian, reader, day dreamer, crafter, cook, mom, work in progress, Christian, tweets my own
Chris Peterson @ChrisOPeterson
192 Followers 631 Following Don't follow me if you consume content and/or media or endorse behavior or condone/reinforce ideas.
Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola
159K Followers 274 Following Fish, Family, Freedom for the Future. U.S. Representative for the state of Alaska.
Crumbl Cookies @CrumblCookies
1.2M Followers 2 Following Bringing friends and family together over a box of the best cookies in the world! #CrumblTogether #CrumblReviews
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /.. @ZelenskyyUa
7.4M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
Alaska Earthquake Cen.. @AKearthquake
27K Followers 310 Following Alaska's earthquake monitoring agency, headquartered at the University of Alaska Fairbanks Geophysical Institute.
Kate @VerboseKate
943 Followers 3K Following stigma smasher / dog lover / mental health worker / writer, sometimes / work in progress / 📍Dena'ina Ełnena lands 🏳️🌈 (she/her)
Binging With Babish @BingingWBabish
187K Followers 244 Following One part chef, one part filmmaker, generous dash of irreverent YouTube personality, heaping handful of bourbon enthusiast, cyclist and karaoke singer to taste.
Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle
301K Followers 3K Following Married to @tayloralexypyle / #1 NYT Bestseller: Strange Planet / NYT Bestseller: NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette / formerly @BuzzFeed / I follow Jesus
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Stella Parton @StellaParton
142K Followers 133 Following Mom,Yia Yia, Sister, Friend, Singer/Songwriter, Actor, Author, Speaker & Human Rights Activist.
Stacie Turner @StacieTurner
2K Followers 650 Following vague monster made of saltwater and cats. colubrina when wearing my fandom hat.
Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams
2.8M Followers 2K Following Author of #RogueJustice (Out Now). Senior Counsel @RewiringAmerica. Other areas of focus: democracy + voting, public policy, small business & film+tv.
Andrew Halcro @AndrewHalcro
4K Followers 201 Following I'm frequently wrong and often argumentative but I have cute dogs so I feel it balances out. This is my personal account and strictly my own opinions.
Forrest Dunbar @ForrestDunbarAK
6K Followers 1K Following Personal Account. For official, State Senate account, check out: @Sen_Dunbar ------------ Bears, Books, Basketball in Alaska.
Michelle Obama @MichelleObama
22.1M Followers 18 Following Girl from the South Side and former First Lady. Wife, mother, dog lover. Always hugger-in-chief. #TheLightWeCarry
Cory Booker @CoryBooker
4.7M Followers 82K Following U.S. Senator from New Jersey. Most tweets (and typos) are mine, some are my team’s. He/him.
Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN
2.9M Followers 2K Following Mom, Refugee and Congresswoman for #MN05. Progressive Caucus Deputy Chair. Fighting for a more just world.✨ https://t.co/u6aQiJB0hs 📚
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 722 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
Claudia Conway @claudiamconwayy
517K Followers 72 Following 19. Protect reproductive rights and bodily autonomy for all. 💌 [email protected]
Anne Zink @annezinkmd
8K Followers 1K Following EM Doc. #publichealth @Alaska_DOH, @ASTHO president, patient advocate focused on improving systems of care. Mom, wife, lover of books, mountains and travel.
One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar
13K Followers 6K Following The official Twitter account of Alaska's most ridiculous blog: One Hot Mess. Mom on Áakʼw Ḵwáan Aaní. “Marxist Dingbat Lawyer • Reprehensible C**t • Bad Takes”
Rep. Katie Porter @RepKatiePorter
1.3M Followers 97 Following Minivan-driving single mom, law professor, consumer advocate 🚙👩🏻🏫 Usually carrying a whiteboard, always bringing the receipts 🧾
Mayor's Marathon @anc_marathon
444 Followers 193 Following Anchorage Mayor's Marathon, organized by @UAASeawolves is held in Anchorage, Alaska's largest city each year during Summer Soltice weekend. #ANCMarathon
Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti
1.4M Followers 2K Following One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Music on all streaming. Suki in Sing 2. She/her/model https://t.co/HYHFFeNb87
God @TheTweetOfGod
6.0M Followers 1 Following Come join Me at @[email protected]. Still can't help plugging My book "The Book of Pslams" out now: https://t.co/3h3qRbmo7c
Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu
135K Followers 667 Following Comic from Queens, living in Brooklyn. New special “Vacation Baby” now available for FREE on YouTube: https://t.co/c8PW0dtsQo
Michael Aranda @michaelaranda
47K Followers 680 Following D-list internet celebrity. Interests include pizza, gaming, burgers, vlogging, C#, running, nuance, mammaries, science, roadtrips, and polyfidelity.
/Delete This/ @deletethispod
10K Followers 8 Following A podcast about marriage, social media, and other dumb stuff.
Anchorage Museum @AnchorageMuseum
14K Followers 2K Following The Anchorage Museum sits on the traditional homeland of the Dena’ina Eklutna. We connect people, expand perspectives, and encourage global dialogue.
Anchorage Markets @AnchorageMarket
1K Followers 62 Following Alaska's largest outdoor vendor market, with the biggest selection of Alaska-made products. Every weekend all summer in downtown Anchorage, Alaska.
Bear Tooth @beartooth_ak
3K Followers 105 Following A homegrown, latin-inspired restaurant and dine-in theatre in the heart of Spenard. Come say hi!
SpenardFarmersMarket @SpenardFarmers
1K Followers 196 Following The Spenard Farmers Market is a community-based effort to create a quality farmers market in beautiful, downtown Spenard, Alaska.
David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111
1.2M Followers 3K Following President- Leaders We Deserve. A March For Our Lives founder and board member. Text JOIN to 954-954. [email protected]
Bess Kalb @bessbell
308K Followers 1K Following Writer and producer of TV and movie and books and children.
Frank Lucas, the black drug lord who ruled Harlem in the 1970s, was so discreet that the police didn't know who he was in 1971 when he decided to wear a $100,000 full-length chinchilla coat — to a Muhammad Ali boxing match. He later wrote that this was a “massive mistake.…
It is endlessly hilarious to me how obviously socialist the PFD is and how deeply in denial the “conservatives” who love the PFD are about this fact.
The NHS has just banned puberty blockers for children. You’d be forgiven if you heard that and thought “oh, maybe they were being over-prescribed.” Do you know how many children were prescribed puberty blockers on the NHS last year? 83. 83. This is a moral panic.
I’m sorry to hear about your loss, @jonstewart. I know Dipper was a very good boy. I’ve gotten over my fear of dogs and I hope you’ll have me back to meet your next pup ❤️🐶
Jon Stewart remembers his best boy, Dipper.
Got my #pizzamas delivery today! @johngreen @hankgreen @DFTBArecords #pizzaken #pizzajohn #pizzamas2023
@KariByron @ToryBelleci @grantimahara white rabbit is trending!!!! Miss you all! ❤️
The Anchorage Police Department plans to notify the public about officers who are criminally charged — a change that comes after an off-duty officer was charged with driving a patrol car while intoxicated on JBER last month. adn.com/alaska-news/cr…
Gray Tv's Local News Live (LNL) stream reviewed coverage of Alaska's homeless winter shelter needs. graydc.com/video/2023/11/…
TONIGHT: @JeffJacksonNC talks with Desi and Klepper!
When I was asked in a 2021 debate what I thought the largest public safety challenge facing Anchorage was I responded, "Domestic violence and sexual assualt." I'd been on APD ride-alongs. I'd seen the stats. It's still the case-- the scourge that plagues our city and state.
Anchorage Walmart shooting that left 2 dead was murder-suicide, police say adn.com/alaska-news/cr…
Just realized that this is the first Muni budget that I haven't voted on in seven years. Dang.
It's 3°F (-16°C) and the bus driver just disembarked the bus to take off his gloves and give them to a passenger who didn't have any. Look for the helpers 🥹
I have it on good authority that Bronson's people, perhaps even Bronson himself, have pressured Muni Code Enforcenent to get those "Incompetence Has a Price Tag" signs taken down ON PRIVATE PROPERTY.
Reporting from Missoula, Mont, what the fuck are you talking about?
On September 21, 1986, Anchorage residents gathered to form a human Olympic flag on the Park Strip, part of a failed bid for the 1992 Olympic Winter Games, which went to Albertville, France. #alaskahistory #alaska #anchoragehistory
HEY NOW: Colin Kaepernick just sent a letter asking to join my NFL New York Jets, to help out after the Aaron Rodgers injury. Who else thinks Kaepernick deserves a chance?🖐️🏿
Boy math is paying $44 billion for a $25 billion company and, through business smarts and entrepreneurial know how, turning it into an $8.8 billion company
Republicans have no solutions for immigration.
My daughters and I made Moosehide Tanning Barbie. We are inspired by the resurgence of moosehide tanning in Alaska. #alaskanativewaysoflife #fishcampbarbie
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