Swaggaroni & Cheese @ShellySwagger
Social genius w a zen marinated heart. My career is gambling. Intellectual introvert. Comedian of life. Jokes and cheesy sentiments of love. favstar.fm/users/ShellySw… Munchkinland Joined March 2010-
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When someone starts talking politics and you want to strangle them but you're trying to be a nice person.
We're gunna hafta legalize weed... The Mexican border is aboutta close.
When you're already late to work and your ride is speeding, cuz they're the reason you're late in the first place...
Can you have an automatic and involuntary repulsion to people with special needs and be a good person at the same time?
When you wanna wreck someone's whole world, but it's not the internet, where you can say what you want.
When you realize all it takes to have swagger is to believe you've got swagger...
When you get your period and you spent a month forgetting it even existed...
The world is wild. It's ok to be scared. The trick is not letting it show.
Sometimes history repeats itself. Sometimes the world is changed forever. Both realities exist at the same time, sometimes.
@therealdonaldtrump Would you please calm the liberals and the LGBTQ community down? They have no chill!
@Th1ngsWeHate Hillary got grabbed by the...
When Chuck Norris said he was voting for Trump, America fell in line!
@realDonaldTrump Trump voters,trying to play it cool...
@GingerGander I think he promised her the election for taking the blame for his mistakes. That's the bargain and his end is failing.
@realDonaldTrump I think he told her that if she takes all the blame for his mistakes, he'll make sure she's elected.
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