Max @normalguymax
I am a district attorney Chicago Joined May 2009-
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“Just drank a fifth of non-alcoholic vodka dare me to vibe?” Gen Z Eminem or something
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Allergies are so silly. A few flowers bloom and all the sudden I’m too itchy to think straight.
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when people talk about how great Chicago is they cite the architecture, the nightlife, the culture, but one of the best things about Chicago is that exactly zero of these “adults who are afraid of Chicago” live here.
when people talk about how great Chicago is they cite the architecture, the nightlife, the culture, but one of the best things about Chicago is that exactly zero of these “adults who are afraid of Chicago” live here.
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Antwuan Dixon’s skate style is so flawless.
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hey do you want to come over and watch 7 hours of commercial free football with me in complete silence
Heard someone play the saxophone so well that I now understand why Bill Clinton was so popular in the 90s
What using a Cervical Neck Traction Device for Instant Neck Pain Relief - Gray has taught me about B2B sales
If this fbi is reading this I just want you to know there’s a fly in my apartment I can’t kill and would love your help
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my friend @normalguymax caught me practicing crowdwork
I skateboard, I snowboard, I only follow the Old Testament. I’m an Ashkegnarly jew.
Doing a land acknowledgement at the beginning of an AIPAC meeting
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I had a huge crush on this dude’s wife in first grade. Guess I wasn’t big enough of a loser.
I had a huge crush on this dude’s wife in first grade. Guess I wasn’t big enough of a loser.
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