Eric "Only KC Cares" West @IAmEcw
I sing. I'm a fan of Chicago comedy (tell me when your show is!). I once discussed college football with ferocious delight and am prepared to do so again.🏳️🌈 Evanston, IL Joined March 2014-
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Do I have goals? Yes. Do I have goals that don't involve satisfying someone else's requirements or expectations of me? Not sure.
I'd like to thank Ariana for making it a lot more fun to reply to any deliberately vague and simplistic political tweet and/or meme:
The place has changed a bit.
We don't know each other well enough to hang out, but I still think some of you would like me if we did #MidnightParadox
If you ignore my "Happy Birthday" messages year after year, don't act surprised if I stop sending them. (This applies to other situations too, but I don't want to be misinterpreted...) #MidnightNothings
Testing out some new compliments. Would anyone want to hear this one? "Every time I fart, I think of you."
I've said it before and I'll say it again: On my birthday, all I really want is some Taco Bell and a nice bear hug.🌮🫂
I'm usually miserable after spending only 15 minutes on here; can't imagine what it does to folks who apparently spend all day.🐇🕳️
In case anyone was wondering: A genuinely progressive person does not spend day after day campaigning for Tr*mp on M*sk's platform.🥀 #ThisYearsMidnightPolitics
People say stuff like "Hug the ones you love while they're still around" but I have to consider whether they WANT me to hug them
Well, I hope everyone ELSE found that exciting.
When I get more love from strangers on the internet than from people who know me, I realize what that means. #MidnightEpiphanies
Nobody better read this but M*ke L*we is just so attractive🧔
I'm mostly upset "Peaches" didn't get nominated🍑🍑
Lots of folks were looking at T but I was looking at J #TwitterConfessions #NoOnesGonnaReadThis
I've been to a lot of standup comedy shows, but I always seem to miss the part where the comedian goes backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards and backwards and...🪃🤷🏻♂️🪃 #SupportLocalComedy
When people say "GREAT NEW CHICAGO COMEDY CLUB" and it's in Oak Park #SupportLocalComedy
I know I haven't been allowed to make new friends for at least 10 years, but if I were, @atpburke would be at the top of my wish list. Happy Birthday, sir.🎂
There are at least 3 or 4 different tweets I'd like to send right now, but who would even see them? Social Media 2024: too many things to share, not enough people who'd care
Once upon a time, if someone hadn't tweeted in a while, I often found it useful to click their "Likes" to see whether they'd been active. These days, after five Rabbit Holes of Doom™ in a row, I'm gravely reconsidering this practice. #NeverMeetYourHeroes #AnotherShoutIntoTheVoid
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