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an irish guy named crypt o'currency is this anything
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It is perfect weather to spend money
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Every dog at a bar is a tiny celebrity
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No prob = no problem All good = continue as you are but you are dead to me
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38 with no kids is younger than 26 with 3 kids
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The CDC's COVID policy is don't ask don't tell
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The CDC says you can stop isolating if “the vibes are off”
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but, why?
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the cdc is just like uhhhh yeah it's totally up to you, I'm honestly down for whatever
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“Go little rockstar 🥺” ur 29
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This girl I went to college with just posted an IG story that said “the moon is in waxing taurus it’s a great time to make a list” like alright Santa what are you going on about
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my pronouns are yes chef/thank you chef
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y’all need to get the feminine urge to wash y’all ass
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[me during the purge] no actually i think i'll put whatever the fuck i want in this water cup
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the feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt
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every episode of America’s Next Top Model was just Tyra Bank’s version of squid games
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“The Queen has entered a new phase.”
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