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my 9yo wrote a poem... So much depends upon a medium black bat to hit a ball So you can run
cranberries no doubt garbage
I have a retractable screen door that was binding and as I was fixing it the torsion spring slipped and broke this little pos nylon damper and now I don't know what to do I've never 3d printed anything and my eyes glaze over with anything remotely related to engineering I also…
what if we do something like a criminal credit score that uses statistics to predict your likelihood of future crimes based on past crimes to augment punishment/intervention then when your score gets intolerably bad, you just get removed from society
how is regular gpt-5 so bad when you forget to turn on thinking? it becomes extremely annoying to read and takes questions too literally it's far worse than 4o was even the "legacy models" feel noticeably less powerful than before we forces sam to turn them back on
think about how insanely young the universe is there's no way time started at that moment there's no way this is the only iteration nor the only iteration that made literally you not your twin, your literal consciousness experiencing things
a fireman just busted in our open front door they had the wrong address, apparently someone down the street ODed on some etables lmaooooo scared the living hell out of my 12yo daughter, she took our youngest and locked themselves in the basement bathroom
well, I just lost $12k in expected income from a single phone call
saw that an attorney general in rode island was arrested embarrassingly the only mention of her party affiliation was the absence of any mention
why in the ever-loving fuck is my new microwave wifi-enabled
>so you see how your intuitions lead to this surprising conclusion >yes, but my intuition says that conclusion is bad >no, you see, you must reject that intuition because your other intuitions led you hear >maybe one of those other ones need rejection >no, not like that!
exactly how much of gdp does it cost to mini-max shrimp welfare?
exactly how much of gdp does it cost to mini-max shrimp welfare?
your aesthetics are bad and you should feel bad
so if harvard loses accreditation, despite what it might mean for federal funding, is anyone that matters really going to think differently about them? I imagine their reputation doesn't rely on it
assuming AI doesn't save us what are we saving money for if there's a good chance the whole system resets and even if it doesn't there won't be any people to claim the labor of and the people that do exist hate us for having all the wealth
anything more beta than being mogged by jews? like waaah, they control everything, it's not fair pathetic do you not control your own destiny mr alpha? you gotta call them out by name instead of covertly winning?
what books would you recommend for someone who's always hated the act of reading books or anything of considerable length like bad attention span plus intense mind wandering even when I ostensibly "want" to read it it makes me feel broken among all you actual smart people
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