Jizzprechaun @oftenwrong11
Stop staring at my ass you are creeping me the Fuck out! feces in your undies Joined April 2009-
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Acquit him once, shame on you. Acquit him twice, fuck you.
Got seasickness watching the halftime show. Yes it was totally not from being drunk and watching that. Glitter bombs away.......
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That odd muscular sensation you may be feeling is the slow release of your sphincter after four years of panicked constriction.
Naked dancing in the backyard. That’s what’s happening. Like waking up from a 4 year long nightmare.
It’s all for RATINGS. You have to have the bestest series finale ever. I’m kidding it’s a shitshow from hell. Flush that turd circling the bowl already.
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LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP
I dunno. Lying on tv had it’s moment once upon a time.
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At this point I think there is only one thing that can pull this country together and get us to realize that we are all on the same team. And that thing is an alien invasion.
Ho count dem votes right now. Pimp elections. Amy. Pimp elections.
The VP debate! Coming to you live from UTAH! Fuck me! UTAH? Utah is a real place? I would have chosen Greenland. Less witnesses that way. Oh wait that’s right another failure.
I fucking hate cliffhanger episodes. Let’s end this injustice NOW!
Mental institutions have the absolute worst security. FYI
Man, just once I would like to be appreciated for my brain instead of my ass. TRUMP quotes.
Brace yourself Melanie, this is gunna sting for 4.3 seconds.
It’s a rebuilding year. GOP claims defeat already. In other news. Deleted emails are the devil. That’s an excuse still right?
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