Lisa Kempe @ohhilisa
Minecraft Media & Events Producer at Mojang. I eat fast and run slow. Stockholm Joined February 2011-
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how dare the girl i spent one day with in berlin 2 years ago unfollow me on instagram
me: can i book an extra session next week to get help with my claustrophobia? therapist: i should be able to squeeze you in me: ʸᵒᵘ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ
can’t believe in I Gotta Feeling they just recite all the days of the week in the middle of the song. for no reason. we really let black eyed peas get away with too much
"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
saw girl I have crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stǿrås Innjørdën he opens a Főnstǝrviviǵ
ME: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.
judge: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth me: no judge: [covers mic] what do I do
High school English teacher who surprises students with his human side
*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: "This isn't deodorant."
[1st night of a boyfriend sleeping over] Me: I sleep with a sound machine, that ok? Him: ya that's fine! *I reach over & hit a button. The part in Hey Ya where he repeats "alright alright alright alright" starts to play on a loop* Me *snuggles covers up to chin*: night babe
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tänker på den här exakt varje gång jag scrollar förbi hunger games på netflix
Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.
Vet: your cat is extremely overweight, what are you feeding him Jon Arbuckle: an entire lasagna every day Vet: you need to stop that immediately Jon: but he hates Mondays lol Vet: he’s going to die, Jon
Date: What do you do? Me *holds up menu* you just choose a meal from this book of food
Minecraft @Minecraft
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When Katy Perry sang "Last Friday Night" in Simlish for the Sims 3 soundtrack
This video belongs in the hall of fame.
Idk what’s more embarrassing, your employer finding your social media and seeing posts like “my client was serving cunt, your honor” or your friends finding your linkedin and seeing you self describe as a “data driven professional”
Pimp my Ride was insane. some guy would be like “i need to fix my camry so i can get to work” and Xzibit was like “ok well we turned your trunk into a fish tank."
Do we all have that friend that when you go out with them it feels like they’re a local politician who knows everyone on earth and you’re their weird mute friend who just left the house for the first time in 8 years and is learning to smile again
every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know
I would love to use my phone here
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
Hahahaha TV4-play har råkat lägga en bild på en av föräldrarna från programmet ”Unga Föräldrar” som omslagsbild till massor av Kalla Faktas granskningar. Han framstår som världens sjukaste människa
När blåa mot akalla går om 1 min
Every time
what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
Listen to me you looser @3gerardpique Probably most girls at this party what to XXXX you I see you and I immediately think of my son. I was clear with you I asked you to say hello to my son. You said no. Because your what? I guy that can dribble a boll? That does not impresse me