Damian @olmsteadlampoon
jpegmafia x jeff tweedy Dundalk, MD Joined July 2014-
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The dunkey quote in the high school year book ohhhh we would have loved each other
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I hate it when women are like: “DON'T BLOW YOUR VAPE SMOKE ALLOVER MY BABY” first of all it’s not smoke it’s like some other shit, plus scientist don’t even know the ramifications of it’s hazards yet
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relish won the first hot dog race of the season btw
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bro got jeff tweedy surgery
bro got jeff tweedy surgery
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goes hard
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dean ween fishing thread
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Check out the song “Masterpiece” by Big Thief. It’s really good. Check out the song “Random Rules” by Silver Jews. It’s really good. Check out the song “Smile Your Smile For Me” by John Hinckley. It’s really good.
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Just discovered the band Silver Jews. Fantastic songs! RIP David Berman.
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If drinking solo pitchers of hazy ipa was a sport my jersey would be in the rafters
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Customgrow420 will be a smithsonian exhibit in 400 years
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On average Men are having less sex which is ok because The average speed of a 4 seam fastball is way up
Silently wolfing down my microwaved chicken noodle soup in the micro center break room while a coworker giggles at videos on Reddit with a mouth full of pringles and spicy slim jim
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Monkey Pox was the biggest flop of 2022.
Possibly the greatest image to grace the Internet.
Possibly the greatest image to grace the Internet.
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