Abe @oopsallgoblins

what is this little guy’s job in the world? portland born n raised ~ he/him. Joined October 2014

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Abe @oopsallgoblins

9 months ago

Absolutely bonkers that @cvspharmacy will not let you leave a voicemail at their pharmacy when it’s closed, like “oh you wanted customer service in any form? Best I can do is pushing a boulder up a hill forever”

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Abe @oopsallgoblins

11 months ago

Making the switch! bsky.app/profile/acabra… Also under the same username as bsky on tumblr, my social media of choice.

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Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter

11 months ago

The Trump campaign spent $134.38 on anti-trans ads per trans person that actually exists

Casey Parks @caseyparks

11 months ago

The Trump campaign spent $134.38 on anti-trans ads per trans person that actually exists

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john wilmes @johnwilmeswords

11 months ago

It does not boggle a mind that regularly receives oxygen

Lee Fang @lhfang

11 months ago

It does not boggle a mind that regularly receives oxygen

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Abe @oopsallgoblins

11 months ago

Boss thought that our busiest week of the year was the one to try not ordering any kegs of our most popular beers 🙃

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Abe @oopsallgoblins

11 months ago

An entire elementary school girls’ soccer team just got on my bus to see the Thorns game, so I guess I gotta believe in this dang city until at least Tuesday

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Cody Johnston @drmistercody

11 months ago

They're calling it the most effective Get-Out-the-Vote message in history.

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1Liza @thefemiurge

11 months ago

why do some people talk about the election as if "Palestine is freed at the cost of every American trans person" is an option on the table

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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @Leahgreenb

11 months ago

every ADL statement about Donald Trump: "we appreciate Donald Trump's good intentions; however his recent statement that "Hitler had the right idea" was poorly phrased and could unwittingly give ammunition to the true threat to American Jews: college students"

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Ryan Marino is on BlueSky @RyanMarino

11 months ago

Prior authorizations do not reduce medical expenses; they only serve to increase corporate profits

Vincent Rajkumar @VincentRK

11 months ago

Prior authorizations do not reduce medical expenses; they only serve to increase corporate profits

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Abe @oopsallgoblins

11 months ago

Having the rarely spoken of one-third life crisis; thinking of learning to play bass

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shitposter emeritus @jazzghost_pm

11 months ago

I think it's actually quite understandable to enjoy having a private 2 ton mobile living room. It's just has a completely ruinous effect on society.

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Nathan Goldwag 🇺🇦 @GoldwagNathan

11 months ago

The next few years are going to be increasingly surreal, as American Jewish organizations and US leadership in general continue to pretend that they're supporting a Liberal Zionist vision that is completely extinct in Israel.

Haaretz.com @haaretzcom

11 months ago

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Abe @oopsallgoblins

11 months ago

Increasingly convinced there’s a direct correlation between how much a candidate talks about graffiti in the public right-of-way & how many of their lawn signs are illegally placed in the public right-of-way

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cam @cam_inaction

11 months ago

This is the most press @reneforportland staffer Harrison Kass has gotten running in my district.

Portland Mercury 🗞 @portlandmercury

11 months ago

This is the most press @reneforportland staffer Harrison Kass has gotten running in my district. https://t.co/2NGsqqyolV

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Abe @oopsallgoblins

11 months ago

Filling in my ballot, anyone have insights about the Circuit Court 4th district position 38? My inclination is towards Myrick as she’s been a public defender but no one put anything in the voter pamphlet