Jacob Rienstra @oopsalljacob
working on it!!! Black Lives Matter New York, USA Joined December 2014-
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nothing characterizes Palantir better than the fact that they named themselves after an object in LoTR about which Gandalf is like "DO NOT USE THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT ALL THE EVIL PEOPLE HAVE ONE"
job hunting will have you feeling like you're playing the stupidest game of traitors imaginable. everyone's lying and the prize is not going into poverty
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i sure do
i'm like obsessed with being innured...might even be innured to ...well. you get it.
@EvanSandhoefner keeps bumping into shit
@EvanSandhoefner fuck that guy he noisy af
alright who told drama writers about P vs NP this is Riverdale levels of corny
The world's greatest mind is now the most wanted. Leo Woodall and Quintessa Swindell star in #PrimeTarget — premiering January 22 on Apple TV+
just watched the third gender episode of Enterprise and i think it might be the lowest point in the entire franchise
"i you had told my younger self tha"—i'm gonna stop you right there. why are you messing with the timeline? what is the point of sharing information about the future? to get an astounded reaction? smh, irresponsible temporal ethics
#HouseOfTheDragons2ep5 was basically just this meme
wish i had the galaxy brain doctor who writers have. nothing makes sense its iconic
wish they'd do a flyover of everyone's tangled ass family tree like they did for Game of Thrones, i cannot keep track of how these bitches are related #HouseoftheDragon
Alicent is a trad wife influencer basically
making the iron throne a russian roulette of bacterial infection is actually hilarious. congrats king you can sit in the Danger Chair today but careful! it's 100% blade
"Some call it a Force, and claim to use it. But we know the Thread is not a power you wield." ... "this is about power, and who is allowed to use it" hoping this was intentional on the part of the writers otherwise Aniseya girl which is it #TheAcolyte
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