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I am me - lawyer & USN veteran 🇺🇸 Lake Arrowhead, CA Joined January 2008-
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How the eclipse will look from where you are
I really wish I could turn laugh tracks off.
Just got this email from @MGPforCongress calling my dad one of her top grassroots supporters. Interesting since he’s been dead since 2012 🤦🏻♀️ @RepMGP
Official United States Presidential Poll (Just curious. No hate)
If me was stranded on a deserted island and me could only bring one thing, what would me bring? Me would bring you cus me love hanging out with you. Me hope you snuck cookies in your pocket.
Combat veterans should be tax exempt. Instead, their taxes go to foreign wars, illegal aliens' luxury hotel rooms and meals while paying for Ivy league debt for people who obviously don't understand what a loan is.
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The silliest thing about social media is that people assume your depth is the total sum of what you put forth publicly. Nothing could be further from the truth.
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If you were murdered and you could assign any tv detective in your will to find your killer, who would you pick?
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Fetterman is an interesting man. I will say, the way his wife treats him is cold to say the least. I imagine she doesn’t like his moderate takes. Near death experience, he begins to care less about holding the superficial line.
C-SPAN White House Correspondents' Dinner Red Carpet interview with @SenFettermanPA.
Nothing like calling your bestie at a Wrexham match🏴🇺🇸🇨🇦 #WrexhamAFC #WrexhamFX
The freezer is a wonderful tool that often gets a bad reputation. Although it’s not a Time Machine, freezing seafood and soups is a great way to take advantage of killer deals and buy more local. When it comes to seafood, remember, all sushi is frozen to kill parasites so the…
@ChefGruel We've realized freezing can save money, even with limited storage.
@NoJesuitTricks I’ve got some “Hot Buscuits.” They’re my favorite.
A genie appears, and your wish determines the next US President. Who do you want?
Grilled Italian sausage with peppers and onions. #twittersupperclub
Her: “He’s probably thinking of other women.” Him:
Just relax and watch the fire for a few seconds
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Marc Zumoff, legendary @sixers commentator, announcing my buddy’s wedding party is an all timer
Gibson night. #MinionsHappyHour Extra
Tilling and mulching this thing is a job. I could pull out the tractor but I dunno feels like the mulch should be spread by hand. I work this hard for the simply joy of not sharing my crops with you worthless peasants
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