Johnny Danger @NickMxp
award winning bartender Best ½ Matt Joined October 2017-
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Got to rebuild the engine in my kid's car.. my greatest fear is that someone will hear of it and be of the belief I enjoy such things...
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It's 2035 and you have an unexpected item in the baggage area...
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Sorry, everyone. My wife is not retarded, and apparently it's "not funny" to imply otherwise.
How colleges are handling this year's 420 celebrations
How colleges are handling this year's 420 celebrations
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Happy birthday marijuana!
Thank you to everyone for celebrating my workplace milestone! It's so humbling to see my 20 years of service being the number 1 trend!
Zero is not an even number... It is not divisible by 2 because nothing times zero will equal 2... don't believe Alexa's lies...
4/20 will be my 20 years of consecutive service at my job.. I invite all to celebrate this day with me (however you deem appropriate)
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The @USPS slogan should be; "In Transit to Next Facility, Arriving Late"
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Taco Tuesday!
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I just hope everyone’s having fun.
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President Trump said don't and they didn't. President Biden said don't and they did
"I need another good murder documentary to watch"
Has anyone ever really gone totally blind by looking at an eclipse?
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This is the best day ever
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Guys: Also Guys: I can fix her I can fix her
@73RDARM I would never insult a sexual assault victim. I was talking about E. Jean Carroll.
Irony... they're using a quote from a Jewish character (Magneto).
Never thought I’d see the day where a sign defending terrorism would appear on Capitol Hill.
Sorry, everyone. My wife is not retarded, and apparently it's "not funny" to imply otherwise.
I made a fluffy omelette and avocado toast. #twitterbakeoff
I’ve never seen a tadpole in my whole life you uppity chicken
@Grand_handsomer And you have wriggling tadpole sperm, much like parasites…. You should definitely not be voting. Ew.
Ru-fi-OOOOOO! Ru-fi-OOOOOO!
I GOT MY MONEY, YESSS! HAHA!🇺🇦🤑
@Grand_handsomer A filthy beast here. We have them in in us when in uteuro even. I'm currently pregnant with a girl. The amount of eggs I'm carrying is insane. (I'm carrying my future grand babies too) mind fuck!
I don’t give a fuck about Utero! I live in America
@Grand_handsomer A filthy beast here. We have them in in us when in uteuro even. I'm currently pregnant with a girl. The amount of eggs I'm carrying is insane. (I'm carrying my future grand babies too) mind fuck!
@NickMxp Johnny, most of the restaurants are operated independently, so menu items and deals vary by restaurant and time of day. some items are not yet available on mobile ordering.
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