Jon @ormondroyd
Fulham FC and Deal Town FC fan currently on loan to Brisbane Roar. Former @guardian football cartoonist back before they had someone funnier who can draw. Tall. Brisbane, Queensland Joined February 2009-
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We did this last year and it was really great. Fulham families, you should definitely do it.
We did this last year and it was really great. Fulham families, you should definitely do it.
Maybe it's obvious but I've just realised that Bandit's line "When you put something beautiful out into the world, it's no longer yours really" is basically Bluey creator/writer Joe Brumm throwing shade at Disney.
Ormondroyd's Law: The statements made by people like Mark Lawrenson about their sacking justify the sacking of people like Mark Lawrenson.
conspiracy theory: bluey is a live action tv show and everyone who lives in brisbane is actually a 2d walking talking dog
It's hilarious the way people take generational credit for the stuff they were enabled to do as kids, rather than generationally apologising for growing up into adults and changing things for the worse.
It's hilarious the way people take generational credit for the stuff they were enabled to do as kids, rather than generationally apologising for growing up into adults and changing things for the worse.
Marco Silva definitely stole Eddie Howe's "fake an injury to the goalie so you can do a team reorganisation" trick. Not sure if I'm happy or sad about that. If you can't beat'em, join'em, I guess, but I fear it's going to keep happening in games until they find a way to stop it.
Marco Silva definitely stole Eddie Howe's "fake an injury to the goalie so you can do a team reorganisation" trick. Not sure if I'm happy or sad about that. If you can't beat'em, join'em, I guess, but I fear it's going to keep happening in games until they find a way to stop it.
The Kentish Rodrigo Muniz!
The Kentish Rodrigo Muniz!
PRETEND you have kids by getting back up as soon as you sit down. (via @wasmjp)
Last football of the season at this magnificent empty edifice. Roar vs whoever in a vital clash to determine who finishes 8th in a league of 12
Lots at stake tonight for Brisbane Roar vs Adelaide United in the final game of the season. Like... "Who can be the winner of Brisbane Roar and Adelaide United?", and... er... that's about it.
“Dynamic young European people are lucky as they have the whole of Europe to roam around. We’re confined to this little island" That's quite a quote in the Grauniad about Brexit.
There's a place in hell for the weirdos in the replies about the UK's train prices who point out that it would be a bit cheaper if you booked it seven months in advance, drove to a closer station, travelled at four in the morning and made 16 changes. It's shit, challenge it.
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Lawrenson was truly awful. He made it sound like he was forced to go to World Cups and commentate against his will whilst providing zero insight. But like Le Tissier, he’d rather blame ‘woke’ than admit that maybe he could’ve kept his job by being better at it.
🎙️ Mark Lawrenson on the BBC: “Well I’m 65 and a white male, so I was let go. Has it gone woke? It is top of the woke league. They are frightened to death, absolutely and totally frightened to death. You have seen the stuff with Gary Lineker and obviously people at the head of…
This team are going places, just you wait! Two Cottage games, a trip to the Den, over 100 goals and lots of progress on and off the pitch- it’s been a pleasure to be apart of! Personally, so close to completing a full season unscathed, guess that’s what summer is for 🤏🏽🖤🩷🤍
@nc_30281 @jack_toohey Why is this the common retort? You fucking sook. Don’t take it personally unless you do perpetrate violence.
I know a song about them two.
As someone who grew up in Bermondsey, it’s always never Millwall. The Hamlet and Fulham butt heads on the field, and we will sing our little songs about them, and lorrrd I wish Fulham would build their fans a bar, but legit team, legit fans.
Not the result I wanted to see, but boy oh boy, what a lovely day at the Cottage and what a lovely stadium! ❤️ The entire trip fell into place in the last couple of weeks and I’m here.. still pinching myself!! #COYW @FulhamfcIndia
When @Ellieolds is terrorizing Millwall, all is right with the world
Glorious take down by a professional
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
Which ends up making their argument not that police brutality is bad and should not happen. That ethnonationalism is bad and should be rooted out. That fascism is bad and should be destroyed. But rather that is should also happen to white people, instead of not happen at all.
@ormondroyd I think I was happiest when Fulham got 7000.
conspiracy theory: bluey is a live action tv show and everyone who lives in brisbane is actually a 2d walking talking dog
It’s Steve Bray’s timing on this that makes it a classic.
@ormondroyd @robster12065612 @NodrogyerrT These people are the perfect example of Plato's Allegory of the Cave.
@history99917180 And lied to your parents that you needed one for school but really wanted to play Elite
There's a place in hell for the weirdos in the replies about the UK's train prices who point out that it would be a bit cheaper if you booked it seven months in advance, drove to a closer station, travelled at four in the morning and made 16 changes. It's shit, challenge it.