Britta @oxymoronassoc
I see. she/her California, USA Joined January 2009-
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No one has revealed the fruit I assume it was like their mom's weed patch or something because I could never and we got some weird stuff
No one has revealed the fruit I assume it was like their mom's weed patch or something because I could never and we got some weird stuff
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im still laughing about this.
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hey man wanna check out my new novel? it has a lot of references to recent internet lingo. also it's physically hurtful to read
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Anya Taylor-Joy covers the latest issue of Variety 🔗: bit.ly/4b953GG
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Pang Xunqin. "The Girl on the Couch," 1930.
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Zendaya photographed at the Met Gala.
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u didn't have to be there but it sucks if you weren't
u didn't have to be there but it sucks if you weren't
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Wendy's gave me that leaf Littlefoot eats
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mom can you pick me up they’re saying Anne hathaway has understated beauty
mom can you pick me up they’re saying Anne hathaway has understated beauty
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The Darkness taking over my cute and bubbly personality when i hear the teams notification
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I once asked a writer for 30 Rock about making Liz’s boyfriend Dennis Duffy an Islanders fan: “He was contrary to everything. If you live in Manhattan, it’s natural you’re a Rangers fan. No, Dennis is going to be an Islanders fan. Being a Rangers fan seemed too easy for Dennis.”
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Michael Shannon showing off his Balenciaga chip bag to the photographers I'm —
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three tickets to challengers please
three tickets to challengers please
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High School students at In-N-Out after prom:
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“Figures in a Street”, 1985 Carel Weight (British,1908-1997)
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actress, singer, and occasional nuisance lea michele is 1. pregnant 2. at the met gala 3. smizing
If he and Sabrina wanna do a couple costume for Halloween they’re perfect for the mad hatter and Alice
Barry Keoghan photographed by Cody Lidtke for Burberry and the #MetGala (via @GQMagazine | gq.com/story/barry-ke…)
This. Really gutted about it as Eurovision is generally one of my fave events of the year, but there’s simply no justifying it- especially jarring given the recent parallel decision to boot Russia.
Ah well, having to boycott #Eurovision2024, as they‘ve decided against making a stand on an active genocide, instead welcoming Netanyahu’s Israel to the party, despite the war crimes and 16,000 dead children. Nah, I’m out.
Bro had no idea what to do with the surprise Fassbinder answer
is that bad x.com/abstract_ocean…
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This is what they call *charisma* not that rizz nonsense you lot be talking about
He’s literally 71😭 some people just can’t turn it off
That was sexy.
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im still laughing about this.
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Don’t get in an elevator with her tonight!
Kerry Washington poses for photos at the #MetGala. bit.ly/4a8KkS4
I would like Serena to have the same stylist as her sister...
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Quannah Chasinghorse never disappoints #MetGala
Pang Xunqin. "The Girl on the Couch," 1930.
Zendaya photographed at the Met Gala.
u didn't have to be there but it sucks if you weren't
this is my mama, she lived nearly 30 yrs under Israeli occupation. She’s kept me stuck to my Palestinian roots for as long as I’ve been on this earth. Last night, she fed the entire GWU encampment, a labor of love for all those supporting us. may Allah reward her always.
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