Lady B @prayforthunder
If you think my tweets are funny, you should see my face. Joined April 2014-
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Seing drunk people and going 50 % "I'll never drink again" and 50 % "I need to get THAT drunk RIGHT now".
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Wait, what is that? A desire to... tweet? Could it be? Well, probably not, but whatevs. Here it goes.
Newsflash: I am funny, it's just that you're too stupid to get it. Hey why are you mad, that was just a joke silly, heh.
We spend way to much money on building walls to protect our nations, and on bridges to tie them together.
Home alone, watching Teen Mom and eating Nutella with a spoon. I hate myself. At the same time, I have never been happier.
Sharks and dolphins are easy to tell apart... I wish people had fins, so you could tell the dangerous ones from the nice ones.
How to win the ESC: have a moustache. How NOT to win the ESC: sing about wanting one. God damn it, France..!
"Hmm, I probably shouldn't say that, it would make people dislike me". Oh, wait. They already do. And I hate them right back. AWESOME!
I'm probably the best person you'll ever meet: kind, smart, fun and sexy. My only negative is, you know, being a liar.
The best part of being home alone is that you can listen to really loud music while in the shower!
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From 8am until 12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch
That moment when you realize somebody else hates that popular song too, and then a beautiful friendship evolves 'cause you're joint by hate.
"Dude we have to stop uploading pictures of each other. People will think we have no other friends." "But we don't." - Truth of the Day
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Wanted: Sad tuba player to follow me around & convey the constant disappointment I feel so I don't have to spend energy finding the words.
Next time you feel sad, imagine that you dog could talk and tell you how great he thinks you are. Better? Better.
I hate it when you see kids who are maybe 8 years old and realize they will be wayyy more attractive than you in a few years.
"Everything that kills me makes me feel alive." - A song about food and alcohol.
@Cworb1 I would die a very, very happy woman.
I can't die happily unless I atleast once in my life have tried swimming in a pool filled with jell-o.
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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron? Why not 17? What's stopping us?
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