Tim @Playing_Dad
Very famous writer, director, musician, dancer, actor, star. Also find me at: https://t.co/pUOvgLlfue @playingdad.bsky.social twitter.com/search?q=from%… United States Joined April 2012-
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Bluey referenced “mitochondria” and I immediately said to my 4yo “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” like a sleeper agent who just heard their activation phrase
Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
Tried hooping in these but all I could do was draw charges
You asked me to fix it, so I tried, and now it’s broken beyond repair. I hope you learned a lesson here.
When I say I’ll do something tomorrow and then it’s tomorrow
There has not been one single normal play in this whole Buffalo v Miami game tonight and it's been spectacular.
Television between Christmas and New Year is really the magical time of year
The Week Between Christmas & New Year ○ く|)へ 〉 ￣￣┗┓ Me ┗┓ ヾ○ｼ ┗┓ ヘ/ ┗┓ノ ┗┓
If you stick a pair of wings on a giraffe, you basically have a dragon
Rizz? You mean the old razzle dazzle???
Clark Kent: How's your lunch? Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man
Boss: Why do you look so sad? Me: I actually paid a college hundreds of thousands of dollars so I could do this
Much like the frilled-neck lizard, the Pope will frill his cassock out to appear more intimidating to an enemy
If I heard someone described a baby as “tender and mild” I would not let them near my baby.
If the NBA wants anyone to care about the in season tournament the winner should automatically qualify for the playoffs and get to pick who they play in the first round
If someone called me this I would never recover
If someone called me this I would never recover
Me: What did you do today while I was at work? Dog: Me? Nothing. Just slept. Me: I think you're lying. Dog: *visibly sweating* why do you say that?
A taco bell would actually crack almost immediately so that's a stupid name
When people ask why I don't go camping
Tommy DeVito might be the most New Jersey quarterback name ever
Tommy DeVito might be the most New Jersey quarterback name ever
FRO VO @fro_vo
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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that nerdy girl @leeleedutchaski
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kittenghost @spaceghostkari
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Hornet 🪡 Princess-.. @spaceghost
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Heyletsplay2634 @HeyLetsplay2
804 Followers 5K Following Heyletsplay Plays With Elsa And Anna Toddlers Barbie And Chelsey+Extra!SUBCRIBE 4More! https://t.co/l90CzYmock
Jassie Andrew @jassie_andrew
281 Followers 1K Following worker at McCormick spice... reading Swimming Singing Dancing Listening to music
Lil Miss Snarkey Pant.. @Ris622
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Jmurf @jmurf1022
324 Followers 1K Following I just want to be happy. Widowed very young. Mom. Animal lover. Birds! This world is a scary place but I'm trying.. #RaiderNation #Corgilove #Dadjokes
GRADY WATTS SONGWRITE.. @GRADYWATTSMUSIC
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GreenEyedGirl @MyGrayBubble
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Money Maverick @moneymaverick
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Charlie @Charbee06
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Lucy Quartermaine @MamaHuntsBest
13K Followers 10K Following Divorced, not desperate. Don't waste your sunsets on people who will be gone by morning. PhD in Squirreling from ADHD University
𝐵𝑒𝒸𝒸𝒶 .. @BombsBratty
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Scott Simpson @NimblewNumbers
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Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles
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Zainab @justtbzainabhrr
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Two Growls One Roar @2growls1roar
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smalls @StephieSmallls
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revo ☭ @eviloliveoil
515 Followers 4K Following unconditional solidarity with all the workers, the oppressed, & the marginalized people of the world • 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇮🇷🇱🇧🇷🇺🇰🇵🇨🇳🇨🇺
☆Stacey☆ @StaceyB_1980
6K Followers 2K Following A mom, oncology nurse practitioner, Bengals fan, and I like playing games from time to time. Don't DM me. I'm just here to tweet shit.
Shayne Trail @ShayneTrail
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Retired Simp Rob @spendmydollar
13K Followers 3K Following I don’t tweet “jokes" everything i tweet is real raw dumb insight without the horse shit no I will NOT follow girls twitter dot com i live for this
LawDawg @LawDawgRB
23 Followers 84 Following
Blendi Salaj @BlendiSalaj
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Joe Brennan Jr @joebrennanjr
4K Followers 1K Following Old guy @PrimeSportsbook. Occasional views on the betting industry & Philly sports. Happy to take your bet in NJ & OH; KY - you’re next
Chris Andrews @andrewssports
36K Followers 2K Following Over 40 years a bookmaker. Greek boy from the Burgh. In my 60s I found out I’m half Jewish. Who knew?!?! I’ll do my best to answer questions for followers.🇬🇷
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
dan mentos @DanMentos
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
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donni saphire @donni
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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
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David Hughes @david8hughes
119K Followers 873 Following Writer. I wrote this bio. Mock the Week | Trailer Park Boys | The Project
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
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♥mark magark♥ @markedly
26K Followers 366 Following See the world through the eyes of an idiot. | he/him
steve suckington @SteveSuckington
29K Followers 726 Following There are things I enjoy. I'm a mediocre wordsmith but a master turdsmith.
Caitlin @caithuls
17K Followers 2K Following Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist
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RM @dorsalstream
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redyellowgreendance �.. @RYGdance
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Matt Binder @MattBinder
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ESPN BET @ESPNBet
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Juice Reel @juice_reel
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matt @sponhourm
100K Followers 985 Following Co-host of the @stayhotpod. Hornets guy. Panthers guy. Reds guy. University of Cincinnati. Bring back the BCS. looking to marry rich
Mike Greenberg @Espngreeny
1.2M Followers 468 Following The world’s foremost authority on all matters.
GFed @GfedGoCrazy
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Rob Dauster @RobDauster
48K Followers 2K Following Founder: @thefieldof68 @thefieldof12 | Owner: Shoot Your Shot Productions | COYS | U C O N N | Rob dot Dauster at Gmail
Jeff Borzello @jeffborzello
115K Followers 4K Following ESPN College Basketball Insider. AP voter. Chelsea FC supporter. UDel alum. [email protected]
John Fanta @John_Fanta
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🐿️✨America Is .. @DragonflyJonez
230K Followers 3K Following You gonna just decide that I'm drunk? Who are you to decide that I'm drunk? I make that decision. That decision is between me and God.
The Sickos CBB Commit.. @SickosCBB
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that nerdy girl @leeleedutchaski
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Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo
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Peter Schrager @PSchrags
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Hornet 🪡 Princess-.. @spaceghost
39K Followers 2K Following “the sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel” - IT/data eng/sci/anal former @netflix @wework #LCS commentator —🔞 @spaceghostkari
Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel
288K Followers 671 Following Yahoo Sports columnist. NYT best-selling author. “Epic Athletes” for young readers. Exec Producer: Aaron Hernandez Netflix doc. College Football Enquirer pod
Lil Miss Snarkey Pant.. @Ris622
2K Followers 5K Following It doesn't matter how much antibacterial soap you use - the shame doesn't scrub off. Lawyer by trade, Batman when summoned.
Jmurf @jmurf1022
324 Followers 1K Following I just want to be happy. Widowed very young. Mom. Animal lover. Birds! This world is a scary place but I'm trying.. #RaiderNation #Corgilove #Dadjokes
GreenEyedGirl @MyGrayBubble
1K Followers 779 Following ❤️ If you don't like me, there's something wrong with you...I flirt w erryone...Thigh Thursday is my Bitch..Aspiring GoGo Dancer...I ❤️Nirvana
Cameron Wolfe @CameronWolfe
78K Followers 2K Following National NFL reporter, @NFLNetwork. Same Mississippi kid who loved talking ball, telling stories & southern rap. @UHouston alum
Jamey Pileggi @JameyPileggi
2K Followers 1K Following self proclaimed sports betting connoisseur. Risk @circasports
Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler
8K Followers 586 Following Former bookmaker, current bon vivant. Enthusiast of: sports, sports betting, food + drink, trivia, music, and more. Fan of: Cubs/Bears/VGK/Illini/Aces/CFC.
kittenghost @spaceghostkari
17K Followers 329 Following 18+ ONLY - banner by @digbysart - @spaceghost shitpost
MuMu (justified; anci.. @ivegotamuon
2K Followers 3K Following μ. Cake Beetle 🍰 🪲 Fond hoper, despite it all. Pro-EU. Pro-Jorts. Pro-Abortion. Pro 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. Pro-Champagne. Likes Boys. She/her #LockdownLadygardening 🪴
Lucy Quartermaine @MamaHuntsBest
13K Followers 10K Following Divorced, not desperate. Don't waste your sunsets on people who will be gone by morning. PhD in Squirreling from ADHD University
𝐵𝑒𝒸𝒸𝒶 .. @BombsBratty
6K Followers 2K Following Books, movies, and music keep me alive. #inked #murderino #resist
Bill Simmons @BillSimmons
5.5M Followers 849 Following @ringer (founder) @spotify + The BS Podcast + @therewatchables + @BookoBasketball + Music Box series on @hbo ... Past Life: @grantland33 @30for30
Scott Simpson @NimblewNumbers
13K Followers 4K Following 🏈 Fantasy Football Analyst @FFMillionaires 💵 DFS Analyst @chalkblocked https://t.co/novuISh3mW ✍🏼#WR2Theory #NFL - As Seen On @Netflix 🎥
Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini
48K Followers 3K Following Senior writer, The Athletic • College football, dogs and pro wrestling tweets • Co-host, Until Saturday and @GettingOvercast • DM or [email protected]
Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles
5K Followers 6K Following Not my real name. 40s toddler mom. Unapologetically blunt relationship therapist. Featured on @MSNBC @CNN @FoxNews @SternShow @NYPost
Ben Cary @Ben_Cary_
19K Followers 2K Following Founder of @capwize | CO🏔️| Sports Bettor | Dad & Husband
Two Growls One Roar @2growls1roar
4K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter account for the Two Growls One Roar podcast, a Carolina Panthers podcast hosted by Carolina Dad. Follow for all things Carolina Panthers!
smalls @StephieSmallls
35K Followers 2K Following nfl • pga • gambling | business inquiries 📧: [email protected] @playpropellor
🇱🇰 Sickos Commi.. @SickosCommittee
129K Followers 787 Following Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes! A Committee of depraved CFB fans. We call ourselves Sickos since we watch every game! Link 🔗 for pod, patreon, merch, substack, email & more!
College Football Camp.. @CFBcampustour
39K Followers 2K Following College🏈Traveler. Attended a world record 90 games during the 2023 season. FBS Game Count: 133/133. FCS Game Count: 78/128 #ObstructedViewAlerts
Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr
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☆Stacey☆ @StaceyB_1980
6K Followers 2K Following A mom, oncology nurse practitioner, Bengals fan, and I like playing games from time to time. Don't DM me. I'm just here to tweet shit.
Connor Hughes @Connor_J_Hughes
93K Followers 975 Following NFL reporter for @SNYtv covering Jets & Giants. Basically, I watch football, then write & talk about it || Cancel ‘iron sharpens iron’ || Big fan of my dog
Shayne Trail @ShayneTrail
14K Followers 6K Following Penn State Smeal College of Business Graduate | @HallofFameFund President | Monday’s @VSiNLive
No Context College Ba.. @ContextFreeCBB
76K Followers 154 Following You really need a bio to figure out what this is? Submissions via DM
Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger
101K Followers 3K Following Writing about college football for @YahooSports | Email [email protected]
Me: *places a hold on a book in the Libby app* Libby app: There’s a 36 week wait on this book. Me: *starts another book while I wait* *two hours later* Libby app: Your hold is ready.
We need a Jan 6 Committee for the “What a Pro Wants” ad.
America is under attack by What A Pro Wants
We need a Jan 6 Committee for the “What a Pro Wants” ad.
Whoever decided to keep the What A Pro Wants commercial on the air should be thrown in jail.
"What A Pro Wants" with Chet Holmgren and SGA is among the worst NCAAT commercials we've ever had. We used to have Scoop There It Is. We used to have Napa Know How. It used to be better.
Panthers fans ima check back in when the season start. Wishing us the best. I still believe. #KeepPounding
It’s very easy for people who follow politics super close to overestimate how engaged and informed the voters who actually decide elections are.
like this tweet if you love smoking marijuanna on april 20th. i am not a cop.
just realized my hearts a stereo. soooo this should be an interesting summer...
Casino bound? Here is a few tips..
Which casino games give you the best bang for your buck? 🤑@BillKrackman spills the tea on some of his favorite games to play ♠️♦️♣️ #mondaymotivation #videopoker #slotmachines #lasvegas #gamblingtips
Unfortunate that President Biden is bothsidesing this issue of vital importance to Pennsylvania
While in Philly, “President Biden stopped by a Wawa in downtown Philadelphia near Independence Hall with Mayor Cherelle Parker. He picked up a box of assorted goods and ordered a black and white milkshake,” per WH. (He was at a Sheetz in Pittsburgh yesterday)
ATTN: Pedro Pascal has just knocked Bud Cort out of the top spot for the most famous person I've ever seen at the grocery store.
Waking the kids up, bringing them to the couch, making sure I'll always be able to say that they got to see Play-In Game Nic Batum
Here’s what looks like a parody of much of what I said would happen to the film business: making up extensions of actors’ performances, inserting fake AI footage that the cinematographer never signed off on, etc. 2/mashable.com/video/adobe-ge…
Couple of LOFL #AI updates, via @notbrodyjenner. 1/
So many BAD things going on here. This is a decent game that has an overall 99.17% payback to the customer with perfect strategy. However, this is a very costly mistake not keeping a pair and going for a double gut straight flush. Playing one 25c coin is awful. Play 5c level…
Bluey referenced “mitochondria” and I immediately said to my 4yo “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” like a sleeper agent who just heard their activation phrase
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