progneg @progneg83

Stupid nerdy cat dad. Toronto, OH Joined November 2012

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National Park Service @NatlParkService

3 years ago

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

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Alexis Gay @yayalexisgay

3 years ago

your friend who's still playing Wordle

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𝖉𝖈 𝖌𝖚𝖊𝖛𝖆𝖗𝖆 - AVC out NOW🗡💋🇵🇷 @dcgrodz

3 years ago

Lemme clear it up for you. Sci-fi is when your currency is called credits, and fantasy is when it's called coin.

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There's not going to be a moment where you get the thing you've been working for and you're happy forever. Happiness is a mood and things change. Flexibility is going to be more important than hitting a target you set for yourself -- and it's ok to let the target change

liv🌞 @LivLaughCanes

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Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK @doctorow

3 years ago

One interesting element of being in a very remote place with very very slow internet is it reveals the extent to which apps do a round trip server call for the most trivial action. For example, tapping a radio button triggers a server call before the button toggles.

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The Onion @TheOnion

3 years ago

America is currently wrestling with the difficult and controversial question of whether it’s worth it to make an effort to keep children alive, not to mention safe, educated, or healthy. The Onion looks at the pros and cons of just letting children die. bit.ly/38RpZqV

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Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky @ZenOfDesign

4 years ago

Speaking of pranks, once for his birthday, I gave my brother a model of a ‘Stealth Airplane’, but I opened the box and removed all the pieces and left the flash racks. Then I went through the assembly instructions with a lot of whiteout so it was just arrows pointing at nothing

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Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky @ZenOfDesign

4 years ago

Just @ me next time sheesh

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Kassie Epstein @kassieepstein

4 years ago

Sometimes I just randomly think about this @BlueJays Twitter interaction and smile.

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Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan

4 years ago

They should bundle all the streaming services together and call it cable.

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Alex Smith @alexsmith1982

4 years ago

The manager of Aldershot Town, Mark Molesley, has given surely the greatest football interview ever:

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X Mayor of Durban @LuckyGordy

4 years ago

"No piece of art has ever emotionally affected me the way this robot arm piece has. It's programmed to try to contain the hydraulic fluid that’s constantly leaking out and required to keep itself running...

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Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky @ZenOfDesign

4 years ago

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Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy

4 years ago

On my third trip to the garbage to read how long to cook these nuggets

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Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins

4 years ago

I don’t know what wordle is exactly and the pictures people post don’t help and the vibe I’m getting is that game on Star Trek TNG that everyone got addicted to