Paul Hamer @pthamer
Inspector of Tickets. Teller of Jokes. Writer of Stories. Sways/Waves. Stafford, England Joined September 2011-
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@TheExtremeMusi1 Live 75-85 was released in 86. Rum Sodemy would be my choice from this selection. Once Upon a Time by Simple Minds and Songs from the Big Chair by Tears for Fears should be there, Scarecrow by Mellencamp, Listen Like Thieves by INXS.
@cturnbull1968 I bet he can’t name the Harry Potter films he directed either.
@paulcavanaugh @StevieVanZandt I think Stevie was talking about the Disciples of Soul.
@lynbarc @karensamuel99 @JulianClary Kingdom. Filmed in Wells-next-the-Sea.
@Gibboanxious Ok, no Ghandi, no House of Sand and Fog, no Silas Marner. 🙄
@CastleHowardEst Hi, what dates are you open in January? We’re planning a visit to Yorkshire 15-19th. Many thanks.
@Gibboanxious @TheExtremeMusi1 Five Easy Pieces?
@DavidKn56173324 @ThatEricAlper I wouldn’t necessarily class them as fillers. There is a depth to each of them, and the latter three you mentioned could easily have been singles. I would argue Speak to Me, On The Run and Any Colour You Like are all fillers.
@Canadave21 @ThatEricAlper You could also go River, Nebraska as BITUSA, or even the latter two and TOL. Either way it’s a six album winning streak.
@DavidKn56173324 @ThatEricAlper I can’t think of one single “filler” on either Rubber Soul, Revolver or Pepper.
@Baddiel Which is why I still have “Another Rock N Roll Christmas” on my playlist and will die on that hill.
@Gibboanxious I did. It’s actually not a bad film.
@Matt_Pinner Remove 1 from 56 and add it to 29. This makes an easier equation: 55+30 = 85.
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