pumpkinandy @pumpkinandy
Former socialite, wealthy pensioner. 570, 507. Follow me and I will follow you back. #WeAre 🇵🇦 the big blue marble Joined August 2009-
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*Serial killer and sometime cannibal* I adore @Lawrence
As it's Friday, I'm asking all my followers to please retweet this post if you see it, to help my bird account beat the algorithm & be seen!🙏 To make it worth sharing, here's a Goldfinch in my flowering Cherry tree 😍 Thank you very much! 🐦😊 ♥️
Mildly annoyed about #FarmerWantsAWife being preempted by the SOTU address. I need my Farmer fix!
If I may, there’s something I need to get off my chest. As democracy remains under siege, it has been frustrating to watch how the press covers politics these days. I am reminded by lessons that came to me during the Nixon years as a CBS News correspondent, which I’ll add here:…
The Real Housewives reference! @TheBeatWithAri @AriMelber
C'mon Farmers! Get into the romance here. #farmerwantsawife
Von!!!! Big Scranton energy. #nextlevelchef #scranton
Ty, that sweater is giving eighties Value City. #farmerwantsawife
Ty not wanting kids is going to bite him on the ass, I fear. A farm in the sticks alone ain't gonna cut it. #farmerwantsawife
Goooo Von! Big Scranton Energy! #NextLevelChef #Scranton
ALINA HABBA strikes again.....
I've got pure envy over what's in those Jo Malone shopping bags. #RHOBH
How have i never watched this before? I cannot wait to see the farms! #farmerwantsawife
Would you like to come back to the farm with me? AND God bless! #FarmerWantsAWife
#rhobh Annamarie is insufferable. And, the inability to actually apologize is a massive character flaw. She doesn't deserve this platform, not at all.
#RHOBH Anne Marie's entire storyline is medical gas lighting.
Any tricks in your bag that don't involve running it up the middle? #PennState
Busty Shackleford @gin__erso
1K Followers 1K Following The terror that flaps in the night. Coffee-dependent kitchen hag. Trainee Baba Yaga. cis she/her #UglyDogs
Stangle’s Kid @lisasaurstomp
2K Followers 631 Following hot garbage mouth. i have already seen the treadmill video you’re about to send me. free palestine 🇵🇸
Fanny Craddock's mois.. @Lil_KPop_Katze
745 Followers 2K Following building designer. Never a satirist, except when I am and still a lover of kittens and green vegetables. #Twinja she/her Straya!
Springtime Selina �.. @selina3sticks
3K Followers 2K Following Litigator, native Atlantan, longtime VW driver, chief of staff for 1 daughter, a German shepherd and a large menacing cat. Insta: lawyergobblesbooks
Brown Rage @the8o8
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LA Chategris @LaChategris
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@ellyndegenerate.bsky.. @EllynDegenerate
1K Followers 3K Following Chief Twat. Not aesthetically pleasing; doesn’t even function. She/her. Find me on Bluesky @ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
The Raven of Wroclaw @RavenOfWroclaw
2K Followers 5K Following Associate Professor of Narcolepsy. #twinja @[email protected] @theravenof.bsky.social
A Boo 👻 Too Far; M.. @CyborgBooBoo23
2K Followers 2K Following Baba Yaga, Teacher, and University of Utah fan. #twinja. I make cross stitch patterns at TweetStitch. She/her Classroom wishlist- https://t.co/vNesPYfMzP
Zdesperowany szop @TrashPandaJedi
675 Followers 650 Following Might be an actual Trash Panda, I sure behave like one. He/Him #twinja
Wyoming Hippie @wyominghippie1
924 Followers 726 Following Formerly in Laramie, WY now in Aurora, CO. Technical writer: jokes, mmj, writing, politics, golden retrievers & other cute animals. Extremely online since 1989.
cheerfulexgirlfriend .. @cheerful_ExGF
2K Followers 1K Following Don't break your ankle. laugh at men. Thank you in advance for the attention I ordered. she/her bi/queer
𝐻𝑜 𝒯𝑜𝓎.. @hotoynoodle
1K Followers 873 Following I have hollow bones -- you know, like a bird. We've met before.
Buff Yoshimitsu™️ @Granddad_Sr
2K Followers 1K Following Header by @BloodQZ || Irony in the streets caring in the sheets. || #ABGPBG - Always Be Giving People Baked Goods || Gatekeep the fgc more.
Tango Foxtrot. ✡️ @Tangofoxtrot23
497 Followers 961 Following It's a tennis season. 🎾🎾🎾 🐐🐐🐐 Fire John McEnroe!!! twinja. I exist outside my own realm.
Lurkey Here 👀 @lurkeylootoo
569 Followers 759 Following Lurker of #Gawker comments. So long & thanks for all the puns. Chief Strategist- #twinja Header detail @effinbirds
Aspartame🙅🏼�.. @D_St0ckIey
958 Followers 1K Following To all the dozens upon dozens of hunks and hottie-boom-bodies that are DMing me every day, consider this a notice to cease and desist inre: Jesus.
Meerkats R Doing the .. @MeerkatsRMammal
2K Followers 2K Following Punk Rock Mama. Coffee Junkie. Feminist. Middle Finger Saluter. Racists Can Fuck Off. Trans Rights = Human Rights. Abortion is Healthcare. Pineapple on Pizza.
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Busty Shackleford @gin__erso
1K Followers 1K Following The terror that flaps in the night. Coffee-dependent kitchen hag. Trainee Baba Yaga. cis she/her #UglyDogs
Stangle’s Kid @lisasaurstomp
2K Followers 631 Following hot garbage mouth. i have already seen the treadmill video you’re about to send me. free palestine 🇵🇸
Fanny Craddock's mois.. @Lil_KPop_Katze
745 Followers 2K Following building designer. Never a satirist, except when I am and still a lover of kittens and green vegetables. #Twinja she/her Straya!
Springtime Selina �.. @selina3sticks
3K Followers 2K Following Litigator, native Atlantan, longtime VW driver, chief of staff for 1 daughter, a German shepherd and a large menacing cat. Insta: lawyergobblesbooks
Brown Rage @the8o8
1K Followers 2K Following Something went wrong. Try reloading. Something went wrong. Try reloading. Something went wrong. Try reloading. Something went wrong. Try reloading.
LA Chategris @LaChategris
888 Followers 571 Following
@ellyndegenerate.bsky.. @EllynDegenerate
1K Followers 3K Following Chief Twat. Not aesthetically pleasing; doesn’t even function. She/her. Find me on Bluesky @ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
The Raven of Wroclaw @RavenOfWroclaw
2K Followers 5K Following Associate Professor of Narcolepsy. #twinja @[email protected] @theravenof.bsky.social
A Boo 👻 Too Far; M.. @CyborgBooBoo23
2K Followers 2K Following Baba Yaga, Teacher, and University of Utah fan. #twinja. I make cross stitch patterns at TweetStitch. She/her Classroom wishlist- https://t.co/vNesPYfMzP
Zdesperowany szop @TrashPandaJedi
675 Followers 650 Following Might be an actual Trash Panda, I sure behave like one. He/Him #twinja
Wyoming Hippie @wyominghippie1
924 Followers 726 Following Formerly in Laramie, WY now in Aurora, CO. Technical writer: jokes, mmj, writing, politics, golden retrievers & other cute animals. Extremely online since 1989.
cheerfulexgirlfriend .. @cheerful_ExGF
2K Followers 1K Following Don't break your ankle. laugh at men. Thank you in advance for the attention I ordered. she/her bi/queer
𝐻𝑜 𝒯𝑜𝓎.. @hotoynoodle
1K Followers 873 Following I have hollow bones -- you know, like a bird. We've met before.
Tango Foxtrot. ✡️ @Tangofoxtrot23
497 Followers 961 Following It's a tennis season. 🎾🎾🎾 🐐🐐🐐 Fire John McEnroe!!! twinja. I exist outside my own realm.
Lurkey Here 👀 @lurkeylootoo
569 Followers 759 Following Lurker of #Gawker comments. So long & thanks for all the puns. Chief Strategist- #twinja Header detail @effinbirds
Aspartame🙅🏼�.. @D_St0ckIey
958 Followers 1K Following To all the dozens upon dozens of hunks and hottie-boom-bodies that are DMing me every day, consider this a notice to cease and desist inre: Jesus.
Meerkats R Doing the .. @MeerkatsRMammal
2K Followers 2K Following Punk Rock Mama. Coffee Junkie. Feminist. Middle Finger Saluter. Racists Can Fuck Off. Trans Rights = Human Rights. Abortion is Healthcare. Pineapple on Pizza.
Rick Healey is trying.. @TwoToTheFifth
684 Followers 528 Following Hardcore gamer, dad, somehow 32_Footsteps on most Internet things. OG #twinja, but lazy about profile updating. he/him. @geographconcept's Internet dad.
The Shallow State @OurShallowState
83K Followers 422 Following From @Duty2Warn. We expose and explain behavior underlying politics so as to unlock truth. #UNTRUTH, follow-up doc to 2020's #UNFIT, to be widely released soon.
Crossroads Kitchen @Crossroads
8K Followers 256 Following Plant-based Mediterranean by Chef Tal Ronnen. Crossroads Kitchen and CB Burger.📍Melrose, Las Vegas, Calabasas (Coming Soon!). More info available on our site.
Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63
1.1M Followers 826 Following Co-founder of @WLCongress. Chairman of @Renew_Democracy & @HRF. Activist, author, speaker, 13th World Chess Champion. https://t.co/CmCdvMlxMi
George Santos @MrSantosNY
128K Followers 3K Following Culture commentator at large| Former Congressman #NY03|Former Capital Markets bro| #LoveAnimals 🐾 #Trump2024 #Independent
Jeopardy! @Jeopardy
348K Followers 440 Following What is ... the official #Jeopardy! Twitter account?
Kate Middleton Style .. @KateMiddStyle
54K Followers 239 Following Identifying & archiving clothing worn by The Princess Of Wales (Kate Middleton). I write about her style, engagements & royal news. Tweets by Carly Whitewood.
M/Y Bob Barker @SeaShepherdBob
16K Followers 110 Following The official Twitter feed for the Sea Shepherd Global vessel Bob Barker. Follow us to keep up to date with news from the crew.
Jennifer Senior @JenSeniorNY
47K Followers 2K Following Currently: Staff writer @theatlantic. Formerly: Columnist @nytopinion; daily book critic @nytimes. Author of All Joy and No Fun and On Grief. Wife, mom, etc.
Mayor of Kingstown @kingstown
16K Followers 16 Following The official account of the original series #MayorOfKingstown, starring @JeremyRenner. Season two now streaming ➡️ https://t.co/OmAZi9IDJy
Yusuf / Cat Stevens @YusufCatStevens
193K Followers 110 Following Yusuf Islam the Artist also known as Cat Stevens
Krispy Kreme NEPA @KrispyKremeNEPA
2K Followers 2K Following We're a fun source for news, events & info on Krispy Kreme doughnuts, coffee & other delicious treats! Serving fresh Krispy Kreme's in Scranton & Clarks Summit!
Кира Ярмыш @Kira_Yarmysh
287K Followers 638 Following Пресс-секретарь Юлии Навальной // Yulia Navalnaya’s spokesperson
Stuart Stevens @stuartpstevens
247K Followers 11K Following In my latest book "The Conspiracy To End America," I connect the 5 elements pushing democracy to autocracy. They're lying; This is truth.
Colin Cowherd @ColinCowherd
1.6M Followers 790 Following Dad. Founder @TheVolumeSports. The Herd @FS1 & @IHeartRadio. 🎙️ NYT Best Seller 📖 Partners w @Draftkings
Michael B. Moore @michael_b_moore
11K Followers 2K Following Husband. Father of four sons. Business leader. Founding president @IAAMuseum. Great-great-grandson of U.S. Rep. Robert Smalls. Democrat for Congress #SC01.
Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit
66K Followers 3K Following Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter (banner from Art Lien)
Erin Moon Honey Davie.. @erinheartscoco
1K Followers 786 Following Bravo, Dateline, true crime and pop culture lover ♈️♓️♊️ Backup account: @erinheartscoco2
Brandon Rogers @FarmerBrandonR
87 Followers 27 Following 📍 Southern CO | Entrepreneur | #FarmerWantsAWife every Thurs @ 9/8c on @foxtv, next day on @hulu🥔🚜🌾| IG - Brandon.rogers93
USSR Pictures @PicturesUssr
136K Followers 159 Following Pictures and photographs from Soviet Union Soviet radio: https://t.co/jNohhM0xUN
Ty Ferrell @tyferrell
223 Followers 122 Following @tyferrellphotography on IG, and #FarmerWantsAWife every Thurs @ 9/8c on @FOXtv @realityclubFOX
Barry Walsh @barelywashed
3K Followers 1K Following I'm on hiatus here. Try me on that other social media platform.
World of Statistics @stats_feed
3.8M Followers 535 Following There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. Sister page of @engineers_feed
Sara Spector @Miriam2626
58K Followers 25K Following Political and Legal pundit. Midland Texas Criminal Defense Attorney.
The Ripped Bodice @TheRippedBodice
27K Followers 1K Following Est. 2016. Romance focused independent brick-and-mortar bookstore. Owned by sisters Bea + Leah Koch. Culver City, CA. Brooklyn location now open!
jimfor140 @jimfor140
290 Followers 19 Following Jim Prokopiak is the Democratic candidate for the February 13th special election in HD-140.
Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ
121K Followers 1K Following Running to represent New Jersey in the United States Senate. 3-term Dem Congressman and public servant. Dad to two troublemaking little boys.
Joe Pesci @NJJoePesci
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Farmer Wants A Wife U.. @fwawusa
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Gothamist @Gothamist
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Farmer Nick @n_contino
527 Followers 414 Following TV Writer & Producer: Farmer Wants a Wife 👨🏻🌾 The Mole 👀 Stars On Mars 🚀 Million Dollar Island 🏝️ The Real Love Boat ❤️🛳 Holey Moley ⛳️
Jonathan Reiner @JReinerMD
82K Followers 2K Following Professor of Medicine and Surgery @GWSMHS @GW_MFA, Interventional Cardiologist, @CNN Medical Analyst, @ScribnerBooks author
Nancy Lee Grahn @NancyLeeGrahn
195K Followers 1K Following I act on TV & as a citizen. The opinions here are my own absolving anyone else from getting blamed, dragged or yelled at.
RHOSLC @RHOSLC
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro
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Teri🔻 @wanda_larue
653 Followers 2K Following Rabid Leftist San Franciscan in Italy 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 ONE STATE WITH EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL 🍉 Joe Biden and Anthony Blinken are war criminals
Roger McNamee @Moonalice
82K Followers 3K Following Author of Zucked: Waking Up to the Facebook Catastrophe. Musician - Moonalice and Doobie Decibel System. https://t.co/nqtQIgKZga
Spencer P @PACSpencerP
327 Followers 757 Following PA-C, He/Him, LGBTQ+ Parent and Ally, Utah Ute till I Die
Following the vote in the US House of Representatives, I spoke with @POTUS Joe Biden, who assured me that he will sign the bill immediately as soon as it is approved by the Senate. I appreciate President Biden's unwavering support for Ukraine and true global leadership. I also…
Parents are home!!! This is the longest they’ve ever been away and honestly it’s pretty fucked up what they did. And forgiveness will have to be earned. It certainly won’t be given.
Try pine tar soap they said! It's good for your skin they said! And yes it works but now i have to deal with my husband complaining that the shower and me both smell like a campfire!! 😑😑
For those who are wondering why you don't see me sharing posts from BaddCompany any longer, it's simple: He blocked me months ago. He got pouty after I was so "bold" as to question Merrick Garland. Here's something I learned a long time ago. When you around a group of people who…
Today, I testified under oath for 8 hours and showed the country the truth—this impeachment is nothing more than a political sham. I’m grateful the truth is finally coming out. This is just the beginning. Thank you for your support—stay tuned! #LevRemembers #ShadowDiplomacy
It's long past time for SC Jack Smith to seek the removal of corrupt Judge Aileen Cannon for her multiple nefarious acts. He and his fellow prosecutors who love their profession must get their heads around how deeply corrupt a Judge can be. She is clearly in contact w/ Trump's…
#Presidementia - You will never hear Trump discuss abstract concepts like justice, freedom, or defense policy. His impaired concrete thinking can deal only with repeated BS/CS, old grievances, & his dangerous lies. Nor can he adapt to novel situations or process new information.
I have a full time job I grocery shop at Walmart I drive a used car I bring my lunch to work I workout at planet fitness I thrift for what I can I have student loans I didn't inherit anything I had the Sunday scaries last night You can do it. I can do it. We can do it.
Hey Ronny, I hear when a listener is on drugs, they need closed-captioning to keep up with someone speaking.
Did they leave the commas and periods out of his speech!!? It has been one long slurred sentence!
The GOP has chosen. They will nominate a man who attempted to overturn an election and seize power. We have eight months to save our republic & ensure Donald Trump is never anywhere near the Oval Office again. Join me in the fight for our nation’s freedom. greattask.com
I see Five Guys is trending. My first thought was, what sort of degenerate thing is Lauren Boebert doing now. Thankfully it was only about the burger joint. 🤣
What I did was withdraw out of fear. People who do that always lose the game. You have to have courage to say the truth even when your voice shakes. I believe in you guys. Every single person is a Liam Nissan twerkin'
In a massive victory, we won our case against Donald Trump for engaging in years of incredible financial fraud to enrich himself. Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., Eric Trump, and his former executives must pay over $450 million in disgorgement and interest.
Baby bitches was such a cute little baby.
A bikeshare hub in front of Aldi. Pittsburgh’s ⚡️🚲 system gives free 30 minute rides to users that are enrolled in SNAP or other benefits. Infrastructure like this goes a long way in providing dignity to low-income and car-free individuals
Damnit, I missed the first episode of #FarmerWantsAWife . I want to see if the women felt the same way I did moving from a large, exciting city to the boring, lonely country for a man.
back from a short break to pass the time. my uncle gene, who is like a father to me (and one that was good, didn't drink, didn't hit women, etc.) had a stroke. waiting on test results. he can walk--but he's combative and confused and having trouble making new memories. not great.
The first-ever Winter Youth Olympic Games #Gold medal in freestyle skiing men's dual moguls goes to Lee Yoon Seung! 🇰🇷 Congratulations on winning his second medal of #Gangwon2024. @FISfreestyle
Taylor Swift makes the Super Bowl in her first year in the league. Elite.
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