Paul Mcintyre @ramblesmcgee
stand back, I'm a professional. Lakeville, MN Joined August 2016-
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How does anyone manage to sum up all of their musings and existential dread in 140 characters? I can't seem to fit all of the anxiety in.
@casslever245 knew i aced the interview. prepare for shitty deadpan humor
currently holed up in the bathroom while my parents are in the kitchen. I'm scared they'll ask me to do yardwork unless I keep flushing.
This hole I'm digging is going to be cool. I'm notsure whatadjectives top use, deep?
It's Ikea a curse in Swedish? No hopping off the train ride to hell- at least there are 1 dollar cinnamon buns. #whoo
@BeerFTW its just one of the many protein sources I intake including chickpeas.
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@W1lsonFtw theres no reference to a toaster in your name. Is this the official taco bell garbage bag carrying, sad man we all love or a liar
@alexBratwurst oh shit, the winning team gained another member. Like a battered spouse... to the moon! #domesticviolence #space
Say hello to the shrinking in your head. You can't see it, but you know it's there- so don't neglect it.
@tdaddy_c boutta blow yer mind with my new Dr Seuss themed mix tape #nextlevel
@ramblesmcgee lol all good, prepare to see a bunch of retweets from a rappers I listen to.
What is the default profile picture of? looks like an egg. You go twitter, #AbortionStoriesDoc .Maybe its just an oval
@tdaddy_c your application has been accepted, welcome to the club and prepare for a ton of notifications #notsurewhattotag
Downloading updates takes forever, I think Ill go back to watching water boil. #slowlydying #sendhelp
Downloaded twitter. Is it still cool? Am I fashionably late, or is it just another failure, like burlap underwear ory humor. #bemyfriend
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