Raymond @raymondspage
I heard companies are paying people to mention their products on their Twitter page. That's as crazy as the discounts in the Land of Leather January sale... cultofthey.com They Joined March 2014-
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This creature looks like big bird from Sesame Street's evil cousin, but it's actually a real bird called a shoebill and not a puppet. Let that sink in.
I just called the local surgery to book a telephone appointment with my doctor about my hearing. The booking assistant asked me to describe the symptoms. I said, they're a cartoon family and for some reason, they're all bright yellow.
You should treat paying my extortionate invoices like peeling off a plaster. Why prolong the pain and agony? Just rip off that plaster quickly and suffer one short, sharp shock instead of slow bouts of excruciating hurt.
I do not look like Nicola fucking Sturgeon's mum!!!
David, my husband, just asked me if I'd like to go for a jog in the morning....NO, DAVID! I'M GOING TO START FUCKING DRINKING THE MOMENT I WAKE UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!
I just called my Mother in India and she said 'Who is this Soshal Distan Singh and why is everyone talking about him Babu?'
I wanted him to be a doctor
I was very disappointed when my son @AabheerKalpash was born. It's not because I wanted a girl instead of a boy, it's because I wanted a doctor instead of a moron.
Suspected drug dealer? Being prosecuted by the full force of the law? Come to my office and give me a large case full of the money that you very definitely did not get from selling drugs and I will represent you Call 1-800-Levine If you want to be fine and not serve time
Is it just me or does this picture look like the sun is giving this man a shoulder massage?
A customer came into my pharmacy with his wife and said: 'My wife and I are trying to get pregnant, can you give us any advice?' They were so ugly, I handed them a 24 pack of condoms and said, 'Yes I do, don’t.'
Just the fact that we know that Chameleons exist mean that they're epic failures.
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My grandpa's last word's to me on his deathbed were 'you selfish boy!'... I took his advice and now i'm a fishmonger.
I just asked Mr Jones next door if he needs anything from Sainsbury's. He's 87 years old, bless him!! He said that he did, so I've given him my shopping list. There's no need for both of us to risk getting infected.
If you break a mirror, you get 7 years bad luck, but not if you call me, Irvin Levine Attorney at Law. I'll pull some strings and get it down to 5.
Behind the music with me! Rocketman and Living legend Elton John.
Helen @Hells4Heroes
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clum @killclare
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17 Followers 182 Following there's no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house...
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Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
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Sadie Dempsey @SadieDempsey1
2K Followers 2K Following I am the voice of the voiceless Through me the dumb shall speak Till the deaf world`s ear Be made to hear The wrongs of the wordless weak Ella W Wilcox
Helen @Hells4Heroes
57K Followers 50K Following Don't raise your voice, improve your argument...... Will follow back.
Adam @adamgreattweet
63K Followers 3K Following Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/Him
Brent Lee @BrentLeeSDCIC
24K Followers 7K Following ''That ex conspiracy theorist tosser'' Likes long walks down the grassy knoll, spelunking rabbit holes & chasing chemtrails. Host: @somedarepodcast & MSM shill.
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69 Followers 5K Following
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Sports Stuff Hub LCS @sportsstuffhub
4K Followers 1K Following Sports Card, Collectibles & #Funko Store Est: 2016. #Fanatics #eBay Affiliate. Love #TheHobby. eBay store: https://t.co/gVj5fxqw4y…
Beth - 🎠🎠🎠 @chachibird69
2K Followers 2K Following I'm a compassionate person. I only post funny and positive thoughts.⚘ No DM's #sexualabusesurvivor ⚘ #PTSD
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973 Followers 1K Following Happily married, love jokes, believe in equality for all, no dm's please, no dick pic's please, old soul♥ Weed helps all my mental and physical health👍♥
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15K Followers 12K Following Established in 2016, Immortal Guardians MC is a national motorcycle club in South Africa, with various chapters across the country. 976697 IGFFIG.
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Digger @kiwibollox
124 Followers 257 Following once i thought I was wrong, as it turns out i was mistaken....
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Dave @MossleyDave
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Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash
1K Followers 698 Following Proud Indian Pharmacist / Father. We don't need to MIGA (Make India Great Again) because India has always been the greatest country in the world. 🇮🇳
DaVinci @DavincisCodes
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@JoeBiden "An economy on the brink?" You dirty DC fucks destroyed the economy on purpose, over a disease you illegally made in the first place, to rig an election through mail-in ballots so you can continue to fleece and rob the American tax payer. Go fuck yourself, Pedo Pete.
My hamster is in a bad mood with me.
Whenever someone starts a sentence with 'I'm not being horrible, but'... You can bet your bottom dollar that whatever they say next will be horrible.
I do not look like Nicola fucking Sturgeon's mum!!!
David, my husband, just asked me if I'd like to go for a jog in the morning....NO, DAVID! I'M GOING TO START FUCKING DRINKING THE MOMENT I WAKE UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!
I just called my Mother in India and she said 'Who is this Soshal Distan Singh and why is everyone talking about him Babu?'
I wanted him to be a doctor
Where would we be without music?! We'd be musicless that's where we'd be!! And who'd want that? Not me! It'd be like being blind or something! That's why I wrote a new track today. Check this shit out.
Suspected drug dealer? Being prosecuted by the full force of the law? Come to my office and give me a large case full of the money that you very definitely did not get from selling drugs and I will represent you Call 1-800-Levine If you want to be fine and not serve time
@raymondspage @rockingunicorn Hope he enjoyed it, doesn't look like he did
A customer came into my pharmacy with his wife and said: 'My wife and I are trying to get pregnant, can you give us any advice?' They were so ugly, I handed them a 24 pack of condoms and said, 'Yes I do, don’t.'
@Just_Grandad @raymondspage And he'll have it untill he drives into Woolies and takes out a crowd of toilet paper hoaders.
#faffORIGINAL Ep7 “Cult Of They” UBER - by George Kaye, Lee Greenfield & Da Vinci Volpe. #animation #comedy #laugh #faff #fafftv #lol #animatedcomedy #uber #ubereats @CultofThey @LeeGreenfield
@raymondspage I am more impressed you had a delivery
I'd like to see tougher sentencing for the biggest crime that goes unpunished in England. People washing your windscreen without your permission when you're stopped at a traffic light.
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