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The President is incorrect about how we choose Person of the Year. TIME does not comment on our choice until publication, which is December 6.
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Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Senator Claire McCaskill laying out truths and facts for Orin Hatch. She doesn't play and isn't taking any nonsense. 👊🔥
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Proud of MY...but I am also proud of my mom...#loveyoucathy
I used to be so proud my mom sedentary lifestyle all #health #yoga #cleanliving and Fitbit was all like ha yeah, you’re below average bitch try again.
For instance, I always used to feel bad for myself for not getting enough sleep...apparently I get an average of 7-9 hours of sleep each night.
So a Fitbit is a device that you strap to your wrist, and it calls you out on your bull shit.
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IM FINE dream dictionary maybe I just ate too late or something!!! #nowihaveacomplex
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Hey. Dream Dictionary? I think YOU have some sort of sexual repression issue. Why is that the explanation of literally every entry ever?
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