Jess 🌎 @realJess_V
Cat Mama. Insurance Nerd. Lover of social justice and karma in action. Local politics, food trucks, and old houses are my jam. She/Her. No DMs. Columbus, OH Joined June 2021-
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This loaf looks like a gargoyle at the moment but I think it’s going to turn out lovely once it’s baked. ☺️👩🏻🍳🥖❤️
Only if there’s a cat.
Deep thoughts: Anyone else ever wonder why the cheese 🧀 emoji (& literally every depiction of cheese in books/cartoons) is bright yellow with holes? The most common holey cheese (Swiss) is ivory-colored, especially when compared to classic yellow/red cheddar cheeses.
Annual reminder/request for Mother Nature to please stop watching the holistic mama TikToks & take her prescribed meds… I love spending time with my cats, but don’t need to sit in my basement with them. 🌪️🫣 There are popsicles in the freezer, though, so not all hope is gone…
Things I’ve done that took a lot more effort than I expected: Sitting and scooching back and forth (basically walking on my 🍑) across my 15-ish foot wide kitchen porch to throw something away in the outside trash bin. Holy cow, what a core workout! 🤣
I don’t know why, but I’m in full-on sleep avoidance mode at the moment… sitting in bed eating some Mint gelato and watching @joshuagates & @JessicaChobot & @phil_torres on Expediton X - I hope y’all do some more episodes on cats!!!! ❤️🐈⬛❤️
Hey y’all! New PokéStop on South Padre! Woooooooooo! SPRING BREAK!!!! bbc.com/travel/article…
Yeah, because this isn’t concerning AT ALL. 🧐
Yeah, because this isn’t concerning AT ALL. 🧐
It took intrepid 4chan users 20 minutes to locate this shitbird standing in lettuce & get the ball rolling on his unemployment. It’s been over 3 years since the Jan 6th insurrection, yet many participants haven’t been located. I’ve got a Venn diagram forming in my head… ⭕️
It took intrepid 4chan users 20 minutes to locate this shitbird standing in lettuce & get the ball rolling on his unemployment. It’s been over 3 years since the Jan 6th insurrection, yet many participants haven’t been located. I’ve got a Venn diagram forming in my head… ⭕️
Just here to remind you that it is absolutely grotesque that the GOP has officially nominated the guy who ate cheeseburgers and watched TV while the capitol was stormed by a mob he sent and everyone in the party who has not resisted this should feel deep shame. Happy Wednesday.
Please please please do this now…
Please please please do this now…
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2/ Don’t even try telling me that these are different russians and that they are not accountable for the actions of their government. No, they are accountable for their silence and complacency. Moreover, most actually support their government and genocide against Ukrainians.
The International Olympic Committee have allowed russian athletes to participate in the summer 2024 Olympics. The extent of Thomas Bach’s moral bankruptcy is staggering. While Ukrainian athletes are killed by russians, russian athletes are rewarded by IOC. 1/n
Life was different back then. Blink 182. Frost tipped hair. CDs.
Real, meaningful baseball is on. This is incredible.
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Four years today; never forget Breonna Taylor. June 5, 1993 – March 13, 2020) RIP 🖤🙏🏾✊🏾
the discourse on weight and nutrition in pregnancy is so fucked up (I will write, one day, my feminist analysis of the NHS language around food and pregnancy) — but one thing it entirely ignores is that many women are eating freely in pregnancy for the very first time
girl how much does your doctor weigh because that’s how much you need to lose
The newest drop off at the farm. Can’t touch him yet, but he talks to me and is always around for dinner. I fucking hate people.
You get a 144 for walking into the room and putting your name on the test
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@ohthatfknguy Kids today will never realize how fun camping out and standing in line for hours for concert tickets is because it was first come, first serve.
I hate that tickets for concerts/events are digital now. I still have the ticket stubs from all the concerts I went to when I was younger. They are cool souvenirs.
Here we go again! In pre-op for the double lung transplant. Hope it goes ahead this time! 🤞🏻See ya on the other side!❤️
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@RpsAgainstTrump Yes, his 91 felony counts are all for being a minor developer in NYC. That’s why the many bigger developers in NYC aren’t facing 91 felony counts
Attorney Roberta Kaplan, who won an $83.3 million defamation award against Donald Trump suggested Monday that a new defamation lawsuit was possible against the ex-president after he resumed verbal attacks against her at a weekend rally. AP.
@RpsAgainstTrump In no world did your father even build 1/100th of the NY skyline, bro. 🤦♀️
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