Really High Dad @reallyhighdad
High honey im homeee Joined March 2015-
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@UberFacts well he'll never get a-HEAD in life
@Jaay_Dylannn aye bouta slam ur momma too
Dad: *hits vape* Son: Dad wtf? Dad: it's a metaphor
DAD: Son you're 18 now. Here *hands son bong* Clean this for me.
Dad, Im gay Hi "dad Im gay" im.... Son:...... Dad:....... Son:....... Dad: Fuck
[diary]Tribe who refers to themselves as "your family" still living in my house -they dislike smell of dank -I will kill youngest at sunrise
@ThaStonerNation I tried doing this with a real snake but it bit me and my kids were unimpressed as I foamed from the mouth and fainted
Don't even talk to me about immigration if you think tomatoes are a fruit
@peta post more of these videos please
@peta its inhuman that we don't give them that dank kush
When your kids are at Boy Scouts and your wife's dead so you can clambake their rooms>>>
@ThaStonerNation this is like my son' birthday. He's good at soccer.
@peta @FloydMayweather just killed a few roaches lol
*hits blunt *hits bong *hits kids
*opens briefcase at work and sees sons lunch Dad:oh shit that means.. News:kindergartener arrested for bringing an oz. of marijuana to lunch
Son this may b hard 4 u but im leaving Son:*cries No there r leaves growing all over my body Son:oh Ur mom thinks its weird tho so she left
@peta HELP I JUST ATE A FROG!! Oh wait........it was a corn chip lol
*wife calls husband Honey it's jims birthday where are you? I'm sorry I'm working overtime *guitar hero menu music plays in the background
[parent-teacher meeting] Jim tries to concentrate on his teacher while fighting off a joint being passed to him by his dad under the desk
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