Mariah @riahbread

@NathanFillion sooo you totally have somebody impersonating you on Instagram and messaging people 😑🤔 thought you should know !! Woke up to this in my inbox 🙄

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

Not sleeping ..I’m really great at that. 😒

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

@CaucasianJames The endnis the best when you crack yourself up. 🤣 def needed this 👏🏻

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

@CaucasianJames Hilarious 😂

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

When the power goes out before you make coffee 😐 super duper.

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

*Watching tv with mom* *Alexa commercial comes on* Mom- I hate the amazon logo Me-why ? Mom-it looks like a dick *annoyed face* Me-lolol whaaaat!?😂

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

Listening to a client talk about how she can’t stand thanksgiving food...what in the hell ...this is legitimately upsetting me.

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

Clients calling hair dryers “hair blowers” just made my day

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

When somebody asks you something and you respond and they talk over you saying “anyway...” and carry on with whatever they wanted to say about the subject. Do you even need me for this convo !?😐🤨

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Doc Hall @DocHallPhD

8 years ago

Me having practice arguments in the shower that will never actually happen.

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

Why do my dogs insist on walking on the side the leash is not. The whole go behind my back and surprise swing dance move slash skin burn from the leash is just a lot.

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

When some guy passes by and leaves a trail of cologn and I look up and breath it in like a cartoon following a freshly baked pie. Where did you go mystery man ? 💔 but I’m blind 😂🤷‍♀️

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Super fun stuff is turning 26 and everybody calling me old as a joke and I laugh it off until I get weird hip pain. The granny life has chosen me and I will embroider and hug my cat and love my robes and fuzzy socks. Also worried about muh hips now 🤔 👵

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

Oh wow it’s my birthday..how does 26 feel ?? Weird. It just feels weird 🙄🤪

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Mariah @riahbread

8 years ago

My legs are to the right of pooka all the way to the left. Thy Meeko moo is finally sleeping 👏🏻🙌🏻This is how I usually sleep. Oh and some old sheet or blanket is what pooka sleeps on to avoid getting most of her hair on all on the bed..rotten my furkids.waiting to turn 26 😕