I'm Old Gregg ❤️🔥🐍 @ritual_coffee
Don't expect quality. Or quantity. Joined May 2011-
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Fun fact when I was 12 my “friends” orchestrated a fake reality show rose ceremony where they publicly voted me out of the friend group at lunchtime. It was so brutal that almost all of them tracked me down in adulthood to apologize.
Fun fact when I was 12 my “friends” orchestrated a fake reality show rose ceremony where they publicly voted me out of the friend group at lunchtime. It was so brutal that almost all of them tracked me down in adulthood to apologize.
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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me and that bisexual from supernatural
me and that bisexual from supernatural
me: telling me kid "don't eat too much chocolate or you'll feel sick." also me: ate too much chocolate and now i feel sick.
Here’s something important to know, friends: cactus, mushroom, and pineapple leather all contain plastic. Less plastic than traditional fake leather, and maybe a different plastic, but these fibers are not plastic-free. They are, however, relying on people making that assumption.
I'm not doing an AI video because I promised myself no more moving targets, but this would be the thrust of a big chunk of it: there's a real good chance generative AI is just too damn expensive for a product that's rapidly displaying its fragility.
I'm not doing an AI video because I promised myself no more moving targets, but this would be the thrust of a big chunk of it: there's a real good chance generative AI is just too damn expensive for a product that's rapidly displaying its fragility.
I have a new kitten at my tomb of doom. She's a foster fail that I named Smudge because of her little nose.
sorry but nothing else is more important than this
The incel idea that they are locked out of romance because of their looks is so ridiculous. Brother, women in your life are writing x rated Walton Goggins ghoul fanfiction right now.
Why do people cut tags instead of unstitching them? Don't they know that cut tags are even scratchier?? #teamremovethewholetag
🚨 New Urgent Need: Disabled single mom, Just got disconnect notice for electric, about $87 due *today* or I won’t have power to do my job. Rent just cleaned out my entire bank account. Please assist if you can, I am struggling. #MutualAid #QueerCrowdfund #DisabilityCrowdfund
I got bored
a lot of gen z rlly seem to struggle w the idea that characters can be flawed & behave badly & make mistakes & be unlikable. they seem to view media as a direct 1:1 reflection of their own personal morality & behave as if they’re constantly on trial for what they like/dislike. 🧵
a lot of gen z rlly seem to struggle w the idea that characters can be flawed & behave badly & make mistakes & be unlikable. they seem to view media as a direct 1:1 reflection of their own personal morality & behave as if they’re constantly on trial for what they like/dislike. 🧵
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Sarah’s Scribbles @scribbles_sarah
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240 Followers 3K Following Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus. Object Class: Euclid (he/him/his)
I don't remember when I drew this or who it's supposed to be but ... Part of my imposter syndrome is that my artwork never really *looks* like the artwork I see other people do.
Ok, I'm so glad I had kids in my 30s and not 20s because I had a lot of fun in my 20s and was not ready to be a mother but also....I'm going to say something controversial? Energywise I...don't really feel any different in my 30s than I did in my 20s?
We are designed to have kids in our early 20s. Think about the all nighters you pulled in your 20s for school, parties, or your boss. Somehow you woke up 100% functional. NOT true in late 30s! We gave away the free all-nighters to parties/school/boss instead of baby.
@clhubes The brewery down the street from us had inflatables and Italian ice for the kids last weekend. 🤷🏼♀️
@clhubes I live in Texas where most of the breweries and many bar/live music venues have playgrounds so that the whole family can enjoy the day! There are always food trucks and many of them have animals/small petting zoos. Why would you NOT bring the kids?
@clhubes My neighborhood brewery has high chairs! They sell juice boxes!
@clhubes So many breweries are specifically designed for families! If you told them to ban kids they’d be like “lmao how about no”
@dabuttdoctor There’s one near me that has a massive playground!
I’ll never stop bringing my kids to breweries, they’re huge, usually outdoors and sometimes have tractors and I can drink a beer outside. The more childless adults who complain about this online, the more wild I will let my kids be. Bringing stomp rockets next time.
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
You now made the marathon about you instead of her accomplishment. Next time wait at the finish line to congratulate her and propose later. Don’t make someone else’s accomplishments about yourself and don’t put them in the spotlight where they feel they must say yes.
This man proposes to his girlfriend as she finishes a marathon.
@Empty_America The Mediterranean in me can only dream about this
if you were born in the 80s or 90s... what's your basic filler middle name? Marie, Nicole, Lynn, Elizabeth, Renee. where are my fellow Ann girlies at 👀
I'll be annoyed if it's a brushing scam.
Apparently, there's a package arriving today from Philadelphia. Don't know what it is. Don't know who it's from. All I have is a tracking number & the only reason I have that is because a while back I signed up to get notifications for any mail arriving to our place.
I took this video of a tree that got hit by lightening and it’s gone semi viral. I’ve got companies asking if they can use it and other offering me a liscensing contract. Anyone have any experience with this?
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
ok wait does anyone on threads have a single sentient thought
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The red pill ideology is actually really seductive for women with low self esteem (as I once was) because their description of the average woman is so scathing that you can easily be tricked into believing you’re special and wonderful by comparison
Even though you never said he was the SOLE reason... Fuck ronald reagan. And if you still support reagan's policies and STILL think he's a goddamn saint: 1. Take an economics class. And 2. Fuck you too.🖕🖕
She’s only 20 months so if the “terrible twos” are going to be worst than this then I’m going to need a grippy sock vacation
Pro tip: If you point out how badly ronald reagan fucked up the middle class (and a LOT of other shit) you'll get EVERY goddamn reagan apologist on the planet STILL commenting on it two weeks later with every fucking excuse in the book, going all the way back to 1970. 1/2
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