rural juror @ruraljurormovie
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Sending in the police to beat the fuck out of your students so you can stay invested in the company that forgets to put about 15% of the rivets in every commercial plane they make
Sending in the police to beat the fuck out of your students so you can stay invested in the company that forgets to put about 15% of the rivets in every commercial plane they make
Hozier should’ve taken it to the rim instead of church because he tall as hell!
This is exactly what it feels like to message someone on hinge first
It is me, my AirPods, and Sabrina carpenter vs the meanest gays and their dogs in prospect park rn
How That Me Espresso Helped Me Find My Chosen Family
Bestie celebrating lesbian visibility week by taking her girlfriend up to a farm where they will help birth a cow this weekend. She has spent the full week AI-generating images of it to prepare
so a US company has to buy tiktok or the app will be banned??? Well folks, looks like we need to put on the best talent show this town has ever seen.
Miranda is so brave for dumping him when he looks like that in a tank top
"Nineteen" - 05/01
Spotify hasn’t met a song it didn’t want to play Good Luck, Babe! after
Everyone hates Dua Lipa until it's 78°F sunny & they have a white claw in their hand
So sad when you see someone genuinely hot at the climbing gym like you don’t have to do this, be free, want more
Would you believe me if I said Joey King consoled me in my DMs after Trump won in 2016
Going to sheep’s meadow a religious experience. Spikeball its scripture and spiked spindrifts its high priestess
Taylor's easter-egg ex-pop, Beyonce's bibliographic R&B, Genius dot com and the MCU have more or less conditioned an entire generation of music fans to hear lyrics as clues and cheer for the billionaire business plan
2 steps to make parks better, summer 2024: 1️⃣ abolish open container laws immediately 2️⃣ enforce dog leashing with an iron fist
Feels like an appropriate time to bring this back to the timeline
my piece on our overly-introspective culture and learning to live life without therapy is now unlocked and open to everyone mentalhellth.xyz/p/a-culture-of…
The only thing my climbing gym is missing is a big screen playing Sex and the City at all times. If this happened I would pay thousands of dollars to be here
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Souvenir // Michael F.. @souvenir_music
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Zach @ZachNewYork
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b @gngbryce
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jár @jarodzsz
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pat regan @poregan
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P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem
40K Followers 2K Following ⚝⚝⚝ https://t.co/zOTZuKD3Sc ⚝⚝⚝ is a newsletter about why your brain feels bad, and what to do about it. it's like self-help, but in a systemic way.
al.yeah @AlyeaCaldwell
167 Followers 221 Following I would love the opportunity to critically think for you guys (she/her)
Jake Nevins @jhnevins
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Hippopotamus @grapesoda33
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conor @ceetee1207
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tvo @tvo_madrid
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ryan @OhItsRyan
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Gil Torres @giltweetsstuff
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maybe: gabriel @urnumber1angeI
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Corn @maciisback
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Big Papi @Bmangall20
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People Selling Mirror.. @SellingAMirror
186K Followers 900 Following Sometimes when people sell mirrors online, they can't figure out how to get out of the way.
i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
Brigham Young up in his heavenly Minecraft server watching the Williamsburg polycules pressure President Ocasio-Cortez into signing the Polygamous Marriage Act of 2046:
Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
Tampa Bay Rays Skateboarding Ray You Have to Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. They’ll Kill You
This might be the greatest logo ever I’m begging for them to release an alternate hat with it lmao
Would love to see a student demonstration in behalf of peace. Not pro-Israel, not pro-Palestinian. Just good ol’ peace. Any of those?
Even working together, all the Gentle King's mages and wizards could only partially undo his curse
did he burglarize the Wii bowling alley
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
This gotta feel better than every drug combined
just realized you can “customize” your life by making decisions in situations. as they happen to you 👍
thinking about Madame Web going on a psychic time traveling journey to yell "why did you hate me!!!" at her pregnant mom moments before she was shot
so in summary: Paramount fired its CEO, then hosted an earnings call for only 9 minutes, refused to take any questions, and played the mission impossible song on a loop
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
Barbra Streisand’s comment on Melissa McCarthy’e post has me on the floor. 😂
Taylor Swift Fan Convinced Artist Purposefully Released Big Dud As Commentary On Music Industry bit.ly/3xYcO3I
the perfect amount of famous is Carrie in the first four seasons of SATC
Not moving mother until @ColumbiaRecords makes @Beyonce and @MileyCyrus do a video for II MOST WANTED.
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