sam rodrigues @samrod_

I solemnly swear I am up to no good Kingsville, Ontario Joined October 2010

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

Learn how to be happy and alone with yourself and maybe then you’ll find something that lasts. Just a thought. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

I was up until 2am watching Cult Murders on oxygen last night, and that’s how I want to spend every night before a day off.

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

Accepting that not everyone will be happy with you or believe your intentions are not malicious will be the hardest lesson I learn in life. You can’t make everyone happy. So just focus on yourself.

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

Nothing is more difficult than getting your boyfriend to agree on a bedspread.

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

I’m so old and apps need to stop updating. It too me a solid 15 minutes to figure out how to like things on Facebook now

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

I regret giving my mom my old iPhone and access to gifs.

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

Making today an office day was one of my wiser life choices.

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

I feel like Meghan Markle has been pregnant for 6 years. That or I made it up in my head. Or January is super long.

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

Doing adult things to take care of myself makes me feel pretty legit. Almost like I have my life together

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

Every dog that I see, sees this

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

My bedroom is of course the coldest room in the house

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

It’s amazing how quickly I can pay off my visa when I need to buy something else with it 👍🏼

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sam rodrigues @samrod_

8 years ago

People think I actually care enough about their lives to hate them. Hunny, I don’t even have time to wash my hair every day, let alone think about hating you. That shits exhausting.