Scotty @scotty_robot

Probably have to pee. Where is the bathroom? whattimeisitrightnow.com Portland, OR Joined April 2011

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Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA

2 years ago

Imagine dinosaurs posing with an asteroid

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Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo

2 years ago

Me when I was in active addiction

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fredesque @FredTaming

2 years ago

@YuckyTom 5laughter house 5 (the fifth one)

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Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh

2 years ago

Happy pride month

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jordan @Jordanbloked

2 years ago

She should have been able to call him a f*ggot on air for this I’m sorry

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Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates

2 years ago

imagine if the Nuremberg trials had focussed exclusively on German foot soldiers & underlings among the Nazis, ignoring the Nazi leaders who were responsible for the Holocaust & other crimes against humanity....

Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff

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ICE T @FINALLEVEL

3 years ago

I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.

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jo @whatsJo

2 years ago

twitter blue is like paying to lower the basketball hoop and forcing everyone to watch you still miss

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Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo

3 years ago

Water rations ❤️

The New York Times @nytimes

3 years ago

Water rations ❤️ https://t.co/3VBrubkez9

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✯abz✯ @abra

5 years ago

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Scotty @scotty_robot

3 years ago

Broke bitch behavior

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Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA

3 years ago

There needs to be a National Holiday on the day after the Super Bowl called "Alpha Recovery Day." Only alpha males should be permitted to have the day off and it should be spent having a foursome with the boys and drinking domestic beer at Hooters.

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trash jones @jzux

3 years ago

if my peers bullied me for years and then asked me to help them pull santa’s sleigh i would say yes and then drag all of us into the sea

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charity @BoneWarper

3 years ago

You really don't get it, do you? Grinches are smaller than specks of dust. The Whoville in "Horton Hears a Who" is the same Whoville in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Grinches are microfauna, they pose no threat to our treasured holiday

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Elton John @eltonofficial

3 years ago

All my life I’ve tried to use music to bring people together. Yet it saddens me to see how misinformation is now being used to divide our world. I’ve decided to no longer use Twitter, given their recent change in policy which will allow misinformation to flourish unchecked.

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Molly Crabapple🇵🇷 @mollycrabapple

3 years ago

The only way to stop AI art from replacing human illustrators is to make it so uncool, risible and mockery-worthy that no one wants to use it. Because otherwise, capitalism goes with what’s cheap and fast, and an algorithm is faster and cheaper than a human who needs to eat.