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“where are all the sour patch parents” Mansfield, MA Joined April 2018-
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sir thats my emotional support nightstand water bottle
Did someone say... Tomorrow? #Endgame
Me after barely cleaning my room but lighting a candle when I’m done:
Me after barely cleaning my room but lighting a candle when I’m done:
me: y'know when someone else is in the stall next to you and you have a stand off where you both refuse to poop first, i feel like that's what betty white and the queen are doing but about dying my dentist: i said stop talking
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going to rock bottom do you guys need anything
stop making eye contact with me i can’t afford a wedding right now
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me running to my room before my mom sees the unnecessary things that i bought
DON’T TOUCH ME, I’M STERILE
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What did the shop keeper say when no one was coming to his shop? "Attention attention nobody is coming to my shop and I don't like it".
pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a ᶠᴼᴼᴸ with your pants on the ground -Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address 1863
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