𝐭𝐢𝐦 @sheerflight
'Face like a dropped pie' - Random person on the Internet. Joined October 2009-
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@francescajayne_ Josh could potentially be OK in time, imo. Johannes is an absolute disaster.
@AndyLycett Is that the real Jon? He's 82, isn't he? Saw a clip yesterday of him singing an old Yes song and his voice hasn't changed at all. Perfect. Absolutely incredible. Made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
@samtiley If you go in Spring, all the shops have the ACGAS fronts on. We only live 30 minutes away and go every year. Never been on a filming day yet though.
@cheesecakeOBE Absolutely. This is so familiar.
@perrigame Did I ever show you mine? Absolutely love it, pic doesn't do it justice. PITA to build, lots of help from Mrs C.
That lad on police interceptors has nicked his grandma's car three times now. Same copper nabbed him all three times. What are the chances? #policeinterceptors #channel5
@chaznich Happy anniversary mate, I know how much your dad meant to you. ❤️
'Explosive diarrhoea' outbreak remains a mystery as officials struggle to find sources bbc.in/4ymI0nW
Overturn this. 🧏♂️ #USABEL
@perrigame @00julesj Oh, thanks mate. I've read Surf House, thought it was really good. I'll take a look at the others. You're a legend (but everyone knows that). xx
@becca93anne Sounds a bit drastic... Are you still on HT or is this some unscheduled downtime?
Hunstantonsmith @hunstantonsmith
7K Followers 3K Following The only living boy in New Look, “a dressmaking disco mate”…, a constant annoyance to @kaffsmiffy...
My lovely horse @SueJ1973
15K Followers 4K Following “If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne & sausages. “Cliterati” member
Ćh💋ryl 👩🏼�... @clumsyoaf33
74K Followers 7K Following Clumsy Oaf 🙃 Outfit tweeter 👗Food lover 🍲#ClumsysCloset
BD @BumblingD
5K Followers 2K Following Fuckable but unlovable. Wrote a midlife dating blog ⬇️ UK Blog Awards finalist. Didn't win, obvs. Also featured on https://t.co/cZlwEVr3nL. LUFC.
Gary Baldi @gazeeebo64
4K Followers 1K Following Rose tinted view of the past, contradicted a lot by old TOTP. I have about a dozen pairs of DMs. Enthusiastic attitude to drinking.
Winnie the Who @win_confidante
15K Followers 942 Following FPL nerd. Cheese lover. Animal photo poster. Aston Villa. Occasional arsehole. European. She/Her. #nevervotetory
Sarah @idlewildgirl
14K Followers 7K Following Probably at a gig somewhere…. #MDANT 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🍕🎵 🦍🌸 Same name on the Blue Place. 🦋
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 @perrigame
34K Followers 2K Following Came with a warning label but I ate it 🎀 Whatever you heard, it’s not true. It’s worse.
Dani 💫 @MsDaniBear
2K Followers 844 Following Working mum to an amazing little boy. Book lover. Liberal leftie. Wine drinker. Feminist. - No DMs -
❤ Payne ❤ @Donna_aka_PG
2K Followers 3K Following Antiwoke British Patriot, Mother of 9, Happily married, Nan to 4 . Not far right, just a concerned Mom & Nan, Member of Restore.
kajol akter @kajolaktera2a
7 Followers 7 Following i am a professional digital marketer SEO Expert and Graphics Designer with 7 years of Experience
drakaris @gtfo2030
13 Followers 574 Following
ProblemChld @ProblemChld84
36 Followers 1K Following
noah @noaho34
126 Followers 541 Following
Adele @adele501
5 Followers 71 Following
Malcolm @malcyd100
941 Followers 1K Following
Lord scarr @ScarrBill
879 Followers 2K Following
Bawbaw @Bawbaw19933241
3K Followers 4K Following Definitely a Restore Britain person. A biological woman. Reposts are not an agreement! 😁 NO DMs unless I know you!
linda kathy @justinah1217782
53 Followers 347 Following I'm ready to meet up💦I'm ready to meet up💦I'm ready to meet up 💦 I'm ready to meet up 💦😍😍
Victoria Couthinham @vickycouthinham
341 Followers 4K Following Love 💖 Makes Two Imperfect Soul Fit Perfectly
Drn1 @Drn6944
1K Followers 3K Following F1 🏴🇬🇧🏴🏴🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧🏴🏴🇮🇪@RestoreBritain_
CorkFellOut @CorkFellOut
2K Followers 8K Following If we haven't offended you yet, please give us another chance? Funny bone physicians, laughter engineering corp, chuckles and irony are our jam!
Mart @Mart1nD4L9
1K Followers 3K Following British christian Traveller/carnivore/effective bullshit detector https://t.co/zNybmNM8rz. @RestoreBritain_
juliepowell @mamajules2
2K Followers 4K Following
KJD @tnotmmotnotf
2K Followers 6K Following I feel our country slipping away. Comments are my opinions. Culturist not racist. No DMs.🇬🇧🏴🇺🇲〓〓
SL @ElonM4747
728 Followers 905 Following Isaiah 43:1 #teamjesus🙏 Director of Communication @JonathanRoumie Love nature and photography ✨
Sarah Tait @SarahTaity_84
2K Followers 1K Following Previous account hacked - S4R4HT4IT ! Love Rangers, Fake tan, cats and Prosecco! 🏴💙 Ewen Cameron and Kris Boyd super fan!
Sai Charan Paloju @SmartCherrysTho
26K Followers 27K Following CEO & Founder at Smart Cherrys Thoughts
the Crumbling Dad @CrumblingDad
2K Followers 2K Following Single guy/dad. Cooks a bit and occasionally builds stuff. Always tweets about food. Love🎵🎸|⛳️| 🥾| ✈️ Unsuccessfully navigating the dating world
Lawofattraction @dammyjane3_jane
41 Followers 474 Following Ever wondered how small daily practices can shift your mindset and open you up to new opportunities? Money is energy, start attracting it
✨No Context Paul✨ @nocontext_paul
60K Followers 39K Following
Chrissythesamuraiworr... @soulsister6458
1K Followers 1K Following short of stature, short of patience. Love my grandogs
🥀Cecile🦇 @Aeris_4
221 Followers 1K Following You would think considering how long I've been staring at this blank space I'd come up with something better. You would be wrong. WHAT A LOVELY DAY
Ollie @scrumandcharlie
41 Followers 127 Following Rugby. Train Driver in waiting. Perpetually tired.
Ahhhh laah nuh @OnlyFrecklesx
8K Followers 2K Following Your favourite 6ft redhead👩🏻🦰 very much engaged 💍 mother of 1 tiny human
Richard Newton @YorkyRich
439 Followers 686 Following Eh up. I was interesting once, which is good enough for me. Views are my own unless someone has told me to say it. #ALAW
Jakie Joo Joo @JakeHendy
931 Followers 3K Following Principal Cloud Engineer, Gym Instructor, Gamer. Just about anything in AWS, food, pets, horse riding, F1, everything... @JooJoosThoughts #44 🏎️ jakehendy 🦋
Michael @Michaelrt86
1K Followers 1K Following Just another Nancy Boy Remember love will always win against hate!
Raffy Hamid Journalis... @Raffy1011
3K Followers 8K Following Publicist/journo. BBC, PA, Met, Comic Relief. Raised thousands for charities. Dislike injustice, narcissism, bullies, racists & rat race. My views.
diana smith @notdiprincess
1K Followers 2K Following Wife,mum,grandma Love to travel in our 35 year old motorhome with the Mr, Bob the dog. love old churches, ⛪️🐾animals, wildlife 🐸gardening 👩🌾 RVS volunteer
Sophie 🇪🇺 @bemusedwithlife
289 Followers 562 Following Dog lover. Book lover. Music lover. Sober. Kitchen experimenter. Epic contemplator. Sock finder. Sleep seeker.
Alabama 🦥 @alabamawor1ey
329 Followers 225 Following
Δ 𝕞 ค n ⓓ �... @MindlesMandles
2K Followers 1K Following Shark-obsessed, curly, over-sharing Brummie (ish!)
Chubby and unknown @ovaleasteregg
3K Followers 641 Following Music. Food. Polls. Sometimes a bit silly. I don't read new messages
Elizabeth Davies @Elizabeth241072
3K Followers 3K Following
HRH BerkshireFX @BerkshireFX
3K Followers 7K Following Shadow Home Sec. Unlicensed Atheist. Brexit=scam. 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 HRH Meghan Markle for King. #abolishthemonarchy Slava Ukraini Climate Change. Crypto Billionaire.
Scott Dixon @scott_expert
4K Followers 3K Following Consumer Champion | Consumer Editor Candis Magazine | Consumer & Motoring Disputes Expert | Freelance Writer & Author. Views & opinions my own.
Adam Stevens @adam_stevens
771 Followers 410 Following Dad, husband, software and finance bloke. Irresponsibly long on both #BTC and $MSTR.
WitchyHibsCunt✨ @WitchyHibsCunt
690 Followers 555 Following Just yer weirdo traumatised goth🖤 https://t.co/wFtCx5zXlp 👈 get your own medbot like me🥰
Hunstantonsmith @hunstantonsmith
7K Followers 3K Following The only living boy in New Look, “a dressmaking disco mate”…, a constant annoyance to @kaffsmiffy...
My lovely horse @SueJ1973
15K Followers 4K Following “If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne & sausages. “Cliterati” member
Gary Baldi @gazeeebo64
4K Followers 1K Following Rose tinted view of the past, contradicted a lot by old TOTP. I have about a dozen pairs of DMs. Enthusiastic attitude to drinking.
Winnie the Who @win_confidante
15K Followers 942 Following FPL nerd. Cheese lover. Animal photo poster. Aston Villa. Occasional arsehole. European. She/Her. #nevervotetory
Sarah @idlewildgirl
14K Followers 7K Following Probably at a gig somewhere…. #MDANT 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🍕🎵 🦍🌸 Same name on the Blue Place. 🦋
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 @perrigame
34K Followers 2K Following Came with a warning label but I ate it 🎀 Whatever you heard, it’s not true. It’s worse.
Dani 💫 @MsDaniBear
2K Followers 844 Following Working mum to an amazing little boy. Book lover. Liberal leftie. Wine drinker. Feminist. - No DMs -
Rachel Shenton @RachelShenton
124K Followers 723 Following Actress and awful singer. United Agents and Untitled Entertainment.
Z-Library Official @Z_Lib_official
290K Followers 5 Following We're one of the largest e-libraries in the world. We aim to make knowledge accessible to everyone🕊📚 📧 [email protected]
Adele @adele501
5 Followers 71 Following
Sarah Tait @SarahTaity_84
2K Followers 1K Following Previous account hacked - S4R4HT4IT ! Love Rangers, Fake tan, cats and Prosecco! 🏴💙 Ewen Cameron and Kris Boyd super fan!
Stevie Martin @5tevieM
74K Followers 2K Following comedian/writer. same username on IG. i'm touring around the UK with my show clout - tix below
The Strictly Spoiler @davejthorp
81K Followers 2K Following The verified source for the Strictly Spoiler on X. The original info everyone else relies on. #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing #StrictlySpoiler
Bex0204 @bex2482
5K Followers 527 Following VTID- bit of a smart arse. Bossing this adulting shit. Love Rik.Can’t cook fried eggs. Doesn’t own a hairbrush 💋
Bex @Bebo_Bols02
15K Followers 5K Following Friendly & down to earth short-arse. Lover of the countryside, music, sugar & sunshine. Views & humour are all my own.
✨No Context Paul✨ @nocontext_paul
60K Followers 39K Following
Sarah @Twoilets
203 Followers 138 Following
🥀Cecile🦇 @Aeris_4
221 Followers 1K Following You would think considering how long I've been staring at this blank space I'd come up with something better. You would be wrong. WHAT A LOVELY DAY
Ollie @scrumandcharlie
41 Followers 127 Following Rugby. Train Driver in waiting. Perpetually tired.
Ahhhh laah nuh @OnlyFrecklesx
8K Followers 2K Following Your favourite 6ft redhead👩🏻🦰 very much engaged 💍 mother of 1 tiny human
Ruby Power @rubyppower
663 Followers 621 Following Had speech therapy when I was younger and now I can't shut up. (she/her)
Sophie 🇪🇺 @bemusedwithlife
289 Followers 562 Following Dog lover. Book lover. Music lover. Sober. Kitchen experimenter. Epic contemplator. Sock finder. Sleep seeker.
Alabama 🦥 @alabamawor1ey
329 Followers 225 Following
Δ 𝕞 ค n ⓓ �... @MindlesMandles
2K Followers 1K Following Shark-obsessed, curly, over-sharing Brummie (ish!)
Chubby and unknown @ovaleasteregg
3K Followers 641 Following Music. Food. Polls. Sometimes a bit silly. I don't read new messages
Scott Dixon @scott_expert
4K Followers 3K Following Consumer Champion | Consumer Editor Candis Magazine | Consumer & Motoring Disputes Expert | Freelance Writer & Author. Views & opinions my own.
WitchyHibsCunt✨ @WitchyHibsCunt
690 Followers 555 Following Just yer weirdo traumatised goth🖤 https://t.co/wFtCx5zXlp 👈 get your own medbot like me🥰
Katie @katv31
7K Followers 5K Following Bit of a running/spinning/fitness bore, currently politically homeless/ambivalent, sing way more than I talk in real life 🎶
Matt Taylor @MetMattTaylor
57K Followers 1K Following BBC Broadcast Meteorologist and former Senior Operational Meteorologist with the Met Office. Collector of accents. Responsible parent...sometimes.
⛰️ hikerholic �... @welshadventura
3K Followers 965 Following Holly, adventurer, hiker,surfer & silversmith❤️dogs, bookworm, metal detecting & darts. https://t.co/aOGmcYyO58
Louisa @LouisaBrunette1
790 Followers 579 Following We’re all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.
Lise @Liseloveslaughs
68 Followers 111 Following got my old handle back on BSKY so find me there chums @f41rygirl.bsky.social
Paul Titchmarsh @paultitch
232 Followers 1K Following Regret what you don't do, not what you do. All views or opinions are my own. Car freak, luckily making a living from it.
Not Grace, honestly @IncognitoP0WER
91 Followers 192 Following
Sophie Rumble @sophiearumble
14K Followers 5K Following Rarely sleeps. Faffs with flowers. Fan of decent humans. If you’re kind we’ll get along swimmingly.
Rachel @RachyCatMum
2K Followers 6K Following Lover of cats, past present and future. Currently house servant to two tabbies Loving the 80s nostalgia 😀
The Faint Girl 📚�... @thefaintgirl
430 Followers 1K Following AKA Nicolle: Collector of Words, Writer of Stories. Missing the mountains. Still looking for Narnia 🚪 #MDANT
Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK
660K Followers 3K Following The official Aldi UK Twitter page. This week our Social Media Team are available Monday to Saturday 8am-8pm and Sunday 10am-4pm.
Brand X @The_Band_BrandX
22 Followers 21 Following Rock, Fusion, Jazz band. This is the only real account for the British Jazz-Rock band Brand X (Goodsall, Jones, Lumley). Visit our website for info !
Mr Alex @awpchristie
575 Followers 2K Following I'm just a man, standing in front of a tree, asking if he can eat it or make something pretty outta it @awp.christies.org.uk on BlueSky
🔎𝗦𝗽𝗼𝗶�... @bookclub_alert
188 Followers 182 Following The first rule of book club… open to everybody!📚📖 A place to share all things books, reviews & recommendations! Run by @perrigame
National Highways: No... @HighwaysNWEST
125K Followers 47 Following OFFICIAL FEED. Live traffic info on England’s motorways + major A roads. 🆘 In an emergency: phone 999 General enquiry: phone our contact centre 0300 123 5000
Caroline @Tikkabelle
12K Followers 1K Following Up at stupid o’clock most mornings so delightfully tired during the day and bouncing off door frames. Two straws required, doesn’t stop spillage but I try 🥰
Neil @StopfordianNeil
263 Followers 505 Following Finally the bots follow me. Also known as Ian-Neil. https://t.co/H6j5Cey389
RNLI @RNLI
197K Followers 10K Following We've been saving lives at sea since 1824. Your support will help us in our mission to save every one.
Kayleigh @KayleighMc30495
1 Followers 5 Following
Eds @dameeds
263 Followers 7 Following Mother. Earring whore. Rugby fan. Gobshite. Living in her grudge era. 🇮🇪 🏳️🌈






















