Ana @simpleNas

Made in USSR ON Canada Joined October 2011

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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth

2 days ago

If there are any AI agents in my bank account right now, please deposit $100,000,000. Thanks!

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Selenite (The Rock Lady) ✝️🇺🇸 @crochet_mom314

4 days ago

You can miscarry, bear three children, and nearly die from a ruptured fallopian tube, and some joker on the internet will still claim that a dude with silicon breast implants is more feminine than you are.

Матерь горящих жёп @leni_kotik

6 days ago

А в чем проблема называть Хантер Шафер «она»? Она буквально одна из самых феминных людей на планете Земля

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ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal

5 days ago

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Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack

4 days ago

They are literally doing the meme in France 😂

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WilinLines @Wilinlines

3 weeks ago

My toxic trait is I'll let things slide a million times then randomly decide today is the day everybody learns a lesson.

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ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal

3 weeks ago

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Matt Osborne @OsborneInk

3 weeks ago

Russian history can be summarized in a single sentence: "And then things got worse"

CNN @CNN

3 weeks ago

Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a suspected dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died. cnn.it/3Ubwb4F

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Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe

3 weeks ago

The older I get the stayer I home.

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𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_

4 weeks ago

“this too shall pass” okay but like when

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mariana Z @mariana057

4 weeks ago

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Jelly 果冻糕 @jellyjellycake

a month ago

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS?? cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved??? CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single. monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH??? birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about. there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait. squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks. A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES. and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT??? your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to??? the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR. I’M SORRY????? we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

🇺🇸REMILIO BABY🇺🇸 USA PATRIOT TRUMP 2024🇺🇸🦅 @RemilioBaby

a month ago

how can you not believe in God when octopuses dream, otters have a favorite shell that they carry all their lives, cows have best friends, bees have different "dialects" of dance depending on the region, cats purr at a frequency that accelerates bone healing, the forest grows

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas

a month ago

at this weird age (43) where everyone in their 20s looks like a child and everyone my age is middle-aged. except me, i’m normal age

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jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled

a month ago

undiagnosed and untreated the way god intended

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BowTiedQueenBee 💯 @BowtiedQueenBee

2 months ago

Omg, this is hilarious 😂

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Breaking Point USA @nixonist

2 months ago

"According to one frustrated juror, quote, 'he had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.'"

Daily Wire @realDailyWire

2 months ago

"He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children." Lindsay Clancy jurors speak out, express their frustration with the lone holdout.