James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

Technical writer. Comedian. Stalled novelist. Occasionally I accomplish things. Joined November 2020

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

If you suddenly became famous and found yourself invited to all the big talk shows, whose would you go on first? Me I say I'd wanna go on Graham Norton just because they always seem to have the most fun. Anyway I ain't famous so this is academic...

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

Whenever I make pierogi and kielbasa for dinner, I cut the end pieces off the basa and feed them to my kids. They know this, because when I walked into the back room they simultaneously opened their mouths like baby birds. 🤣

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

I think the most compelling evidence against a Jewish space laser is that Marjorie Taylor Greene hasn't spontaneously combusted yet.

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5 years ago

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

Yes, perhaps working from home has its challenges, but on the plus side I haven't been this good at skating on linoleum in my socks since I was like 7.

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

Peugeot and FCA merging to form Stellantis is about as exciting as Robinson Furniture joining forces with Corey Dinette.

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

MyPillow has been dropped by multiple national retailers. Apparently the American public is tired of lumpy sacks of recycled crap in more ways than one.

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

5 years ago

After these FBI arrests, just think of all the basements that moms will be able to redecorate.

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

I wonder if Trump supporters are just jealous that Colin Kaepernick can do a forward lunge and get back up without needing a lawn chair and a buddy to get back up. 🤔

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

Anti-vaxxers talking about the COVID vaccine sound like...

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

Haaaaaaa!

Robert Baril @RobertBaril2

5 years ago

Haaaaaaa!

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

I have begun considering every squirrel on Earth as my own personal pet, but that I choose to leave them all run around free range. Ever since then, my entire perspective of my personal power on this planet has changed.

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5 years ago

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

#petpeeve

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

5 years ago

Biden has now been certified as the winner in Arizona, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and a J. D. Power Award for best mid-sized family vehicle.

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

Saw the Full Beaver Moon last night...

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

5 years ago

Remember: the president can pardon turkeys for federal crimes only. Corn and Cob can still be indicted by the Manhattan DA.

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

People tend to let time fog over the lenses of their own experiences. I'm guilty of it too, sometimes. It's easy to just slap a coat of Right Now over a deep dark finish of Back When. Remember your past. There are still a few good volumes left back there in the stacks.

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James M. Sobieski @sobieski_james

5 years ago

What if somebody invented a dip so amazing it achieved world peace? Like. It tastes so good that everybody just laid aside their differences and gathered at the buffet? I mean even at your angriest, you can't say no to dip.