soph @soph_doesstuff
word vomit | roll dukes Joined February 2012-
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So March we meet again you raggedy bitch.
I don’t want to "get" a "real job," I want to steal the Baudelaire fortune
@NASAPersevere you are doing a good job up there. thank you
I’m safe on Mars. Perseverance will get you anywhere. #CountdownToMars
I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats
What is today? The 4th? The 5th? The minor fall? The major lift? idek
humans: we have 32 teeth sharks: ʷᵉˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᵉᵗʰ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍ and they don't stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming AND THEY DONT STOP COMING 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛
just try NOT to read this to the tune of sk8er boi
almost 2 months into quarantine and i would really like to know why kite-flying is not considered acceptable as an adult activity
a month into quarantine and i’ve had a NUMBER of terrible ideas, including but not limited to: -going blonde (again) -starting a podcast -using my detective skills to stalk my coworkers for past dirt thankful again for my lack of motivation to do anything but rewatch tiger king
day 7 of quarantine: knees bruised 😏 ...from kneeling on the floor for 12 hours making good progress on my 1000 piece puzzle 😌
me, starting quarantine: “i’m going to save so much money since i can’t go out to eat or do any activities with any friends :)” me, day 4 of quarantine: *ordering delivery for every meal, group facetiming homies so we can all online shop together*
@caiteybenjamin OH MY GOD, YES (as kind as you’re emotionally prepared to LOSE, obviously)
day one of quarantine: spent the entire day convincing all of my friends to reactivate their webkinz accounts so we can all hang out in my pimped out kinz house. dm if you wanna come hang out in my candy-themed kitchen (ik you do)
i saw a woman look at her phone and say "GOOD" to no one, and i knew immediately what news had broken.
Harvey Weinstein guilty: Jury convicts him of rape, criminal sexual act thr.cm/PrKyahG
I am: ⚪️ a human 🔘 an AI Seeking: ⚪️ a human ⚪️ an AI 🔘 literally anyone who will ask me if I can burp
Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student
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