Will @statstros_
He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. Houston, TX Joined June 2019-
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It’s infuriating that I’ll never be funnier than my 8th grade cousin who just posts like this on his IG Notes
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Lookn like a Coraline Extra
Lookn like a Coraline Extra
You almost have to feel bad for Titans fans, their pathetic grasp at having any kind of identity or relevance is so desperate it's sad
You almost have to feel bad for Titans fans, their pathetic grasp at having any kind of identity or relevance is so desperate it's sad
Every Taylor Swift concert video is hilarious cause she tries to dance and shit while being the most unathletic person alive.
I think the reds need a little more white trimming
Yall are just NOW realizing that RELIGIOUS people AREN'T evolutionists and I'm supposed to believe creationists are the stupid ones?
Yall are just NOW realizing that RELIGIOUS people AREN'T evolutionists and I'm supposed to believe creationists are the stupid ones?
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0 SEC titles. 0 national titles since Adolf offed himself. 0 relevance.
It’s infuriating that I’ll never be funnier than my 8th grade cousin who just posts like this on his IG Notes
They said she looked like a Tim Burton character 💀
no he’s not. all you people know is depravity
They're acting like this is an NBA backcourt I'm crying
Caleb Williams after he finds out being drafted by the “bears” doesn’t mean he’ll get to hangout with large hairy gay men
The NFL knows exactly ONE person from Detroit lmao.
Got his white woman already. He prepared for the next level
Caleb Williams leaving the hotel and heading to the NFL Draft
NFL Draft tonight bros, wrap that Astros talk up by 5pm. We do not care.
Do you think bro knew he was giving us the hardest poster of all time
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