Stooskins @stooskins
Joined August 2013-
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The great thing about cats is that they can't make other friends that make you jealous and question your self worth.
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7 billion people on the planet and I have 2 friends: A Memoir
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Aside from kind of looking like a fat boy all the time this haircut is really working out for me.
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Sometimes people fall in love, and sometimes you have to trap him with a fake pregnancy.
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how weird were the two people who invented couple's figure skating ?
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Oh, the Places You'll Never Be Able To Afford To Go!
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i would be gay too if michael cera took my virginity
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My favorite thing dogs do is make you look like a bad person by walking fast so it looks like you're strangling them w/ the leash.
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A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere
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im guessing the first person to bring a sign to a sporting event was named Brad
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My Valentine is Jake from State Farm.
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My mom got me a box of chocolates for Valentines Day, I'm pretty much at the lowest point for relationships.
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Watching the Olympics. Me: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING! GOLD MEDAL! Announcer: Ohhh! Not a good performance, those scores will not be pretty.
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No Beyonce, I think you are just drunk.
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I'm pretty bad at snapchat because I'm never not in a dark room watching Netflix and eating Oreos.
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if you're sad for vday remember that they used 22 dogs of different ages in marley & me so marley will be dying perpetually for 2 decades
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I'm invisible on Facebook chat even though no one tries to chat which is my version of "You can't breakup with me, I'm breaking up with you"
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Macklemore was pretty far ahead of me in terms of self-awareness. When I was in the third grade I literally thought I might be a thundercat.
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if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put "u" at the beginning and "i" at the end. i want a divorce karen
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