Throat Juice (Dale) @stressandcandy
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do you guys prefer your ibuprofen hot dog or hamburger style?
If you're not putting oat milk in your oatmeal then you're not oatmaxing and I don't have time for unserious people
“I hope this email finds you before I do”
hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside
i miss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur
the bowling alley TVs when you get a strike:
the bowling alley TVs when you get a strike:
another day as a big girl with a big girl job
this is how i picture the microplastics in my body
this is how i picture the microplastics in my body
got kicked out of the dispensary for asking them to tell me where their wares fell on The Chart. again
When Shania Twain says “Let’s Go, Girls” and I’m two rooms away
the sound of his little feet running makes me go crazy it’s the best sound i ever heard
the sound of his little feet running makes me go crazy it’s the best sound i ever heard
A haunted house but it's just people in the group chat refusing to commit to plans that would allow you to map out the rest of your day.
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This man won.
Polish mountaineer scaled his country's highest peak, Rysy, which is 2,499 metres (8,199 feet) high and found a cat.
got a flat tire yesterday. told my boss i had to take my car in. they ended up doing a full inspection, had to replace the tire and a broken valve gauge and do a break fluid flush. i get to work at 1 and tell my boss all that.
Before you watch this clip, I urge you, I BEG you: please try to imagine the wrongest way possible to pronounce “tzatziki” first, because all of your hair will be blown off your head
A DC motor powered cockroach trap [📹 Science & Engineering]
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Michelle Pfeiffer whips the heads of those four mannequins in one take and receives applause from the Batman Returns crew.
It gets worse the longer you watch: 😂
This is gender-affirming care btw
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Soooo this isn’t funny but….. my grandma has dementia and my dad handles her money for her. So she called him and asked him for money and he asks how much? And this lady goes “how about fuck you” and hung up 😩😩😩😂😂😂😂
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