Disgruntled Pelican @suzebeth

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Disgruntled Pelican @suzebeth

2 years ago

@clhubes I thought it was supposed to be an Arrested Development reference! Maybe not?

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2 years ago

"Hey, Google Docs/Mic Word, I just wanna make an APA Reference page with correct formatting, okay?" Them:

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2 years ago

@eleneariel BOO. I hate this for you.

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My family went apple picking and paid an astronomical price for our apples. But it was okay, because they were also the most mediocre apples we have ever tasted 😂 It’s all about the experience, right? (The cider donuts, on the other hand, were perfect.)

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Ryan B. Anderson @OldHollowTree

2 years ago

I cannot stress this enough. You need to do everything in your power to preserve door-to-door trick or treating in your town. I am deadly serious when I say it is one of the last remaining artifacts of a high-trust and safe community. Nature, family, tradition.

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Disgruntled Pelican @suzebeth

2 years ago

@ThatEricAlper Impossible to say but any list that doesn’t include Ella Firzgerald and Cecilia Bartoli is incomplete!

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Yo-Yo Ma @YoYo_Ma

2 years ago

A #songofcomfort for anyone who needs it.

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Disgruntled Pelican @suzebeth

2 years ago

@sablaah My daughter ripped the Ty tag off a new toy she got as if it wasn’t going to pay for her retirement 😭😭😭 Kids these days smh

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Disgruntled Pelican @suzebeth

2 years ago

@Dorian375 @LizWFab Knowing how to use a tablet ≠ tech savvy. I wouldn’t call many of my students tech-savvy at all. They aren’t taught typing anymore, for one, and schools don’t have computer labs anymore. In the 90’s we took tonnnns of typing classes!

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Disgruntled Pelican @suzebeth

2 years ago

@ashleyrullestad @CanardBrun @madbutwright @tishakay776 I know he’s just a troll but I find it fascinating how teaching is such a cushy job and yet there are shortages everywhere…

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Disgruntled Pelican @suzebeth

2 years ago

@madbutwright @tishakay776 *societal level, not school wide. How can they teach multiple kids with parents who allow them to stay up all night on their devices and don’t read to them, or whose mental health needs far exceed the resources the school can provide? Especially with ever-increasing class sizes?

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Jenna Adams @Ogirl77

2 years ago

@nursekelsey saw a post on Reddit where a preschool teacher keeps a bag of lollipops in her desk, because "the kids can't cry or make noise for the shooter if they're focused on something else" 😢also saw where teachers have a backup plan because the shooter likely knows the drill.

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Laura Burkhardt @LauraAnnSTL

2 years ago

From Jennifer Carter, a teacher at Apalachee High School in Winder, Georgia. What the hell are we doing?

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nolen @itseieio

2 years ago

At the height of One Million Checkboxes's popularity I thought I'd been hacked. A few hours later I was tearing up, extraordinarily proud of some brilliant teens. A thread about my favorite story from running OMCB....

nolen @itseieio

2 years ago

I made a website. it's called "one million checkboxes dot com". it has one million checkboxes on it. checking a box checks it for everyone. that's it. have fun!

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Disgruntled Pelican @suzebeth

2 years ago

@caroline_oreo I Go To The Zoo I’m So Good At Yoga

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Disgruntled Pelican @suzebeth

2 years ago

@ClaudinhaToday @missmulrooney Ticonderoga sounds like an epic evil king from a fantasy novel.

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Tony @realtonysm1th

2 years ago

My expectations are so high that I will be impressed by nothing less than Beyoncé singing Crazy in Love with George W Bush doing the Jay-Z parts

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Disgruntled Pelican @suzebeth

2 years ago

Hearing a kid say, "You should take choir, it's fun!" was exactly the pick-me-up I needed a week into my first job teaching middle school choir. This has been a ROUGH first week and that kid has no idea how much that helped!