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OKC going to sweep my ball club because the coach is talking Xs and Os with AI. Alright man
OKC going to sweep my ball club because the coach is talking Xs and Os with AI. Alright man
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shohei ohtani should be allowed to hold a gun and point it at the dodgers bullpen
He already knew it was going to be an L 😭
He already knew it was going to be an L 😭
I’m 29 soon, even one instagram post a year is too much at this point. Need a wife so we can go on fun trips together and when she posts the photos it appears on my feed too
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Yea I'm in favor of H1B. I'd like to Have 1 Beer
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Clayton Kershaw, forever a legend.
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All-time matchup going on right now in Houston.
Went on a fourth date with someone where we mutually realized this wasn’t going further and I brought up the 2001 Seattle mariners as an analogy. Maybe that’s why this didn’t work out
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According to my research, no MLB team has ever lost a game when the starting pitcher went 8 2/3 innings without allowing a hit. 2025 Dodgers. Unbelievable.
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It was better for society when you could only gamble in Nevada and Atlantic City.
A question I find myself with on this labor day: what am i willing to pay in order to leave buffalo international airport three hours sooner?
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NASTY stuff from Nolan McLean 🤢
You should probably take half an hour out of your day to freeze your credit on the three major bureaus
You should probably take half an hour out of your day to freeze your credit on the three major bureaus
Anyone wanna provide an opinion on what the proper etiquette is for when the CSO of the company you work at uses the urinal next to you. The return-to-office guidance didn’t prepare me for that one
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