Taz Wake @tazwake
#DFIR & #ThreatHunting Professional | Incident Responder | Certified @SANSInstitute instructor | SANS Course Author | CISSP (etc) holder | https://t.co/w8oqEuh7fg halkynconsulting.co.uk North East Wales or HTB Joined November 2009-
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I had the opportunity to co-author this blog. This case started from IcedID to Cobalt Strike to deploying Dagon Locker RW. This case had a TTR (time to ransomware) of 29 days. It's a long report with lots of graphics. Hope you like it @TheDFIRReport #DFIR thedfirreport.com/2024/04/29/fro…
“The LGBT lobby is preventing me from impregnating a 10 year old” is a powerful endorsement of the LGBT lobby
Does anyone in my network have a link to the leaked ENISA EUCS draft?
The lengths some people will go to just to open an extra tab on Chrome.
The lengths some people will go to just to open an extra tab on Chrome.
PSA: Cyber threat intelligence is not something you solve with tools. You determine requirements and then deploy a tool to assist in fulfilling those requirements (usually collection and/or processing). Please stop buying CTI platforms and then asking "how should we use this?"
7/ Greater checks at the UK border hurt UK consumers and EU exporters. Greater checks at the EU border hurt EU consumers and UK exporters. The average EU citizen consumes fewer UK goods and exports less to the UK than the other way around. Hence the power dynamic here.
When I've spare time, I look at random flights on Skyscanner (etc). This fascinates me, because airlines are pretty weird in how they price flights. For example, You can book a United flight Miami->Houston->Nigaragua for HALF the price of only booking the Houston->Nicaragua leg.
Brexit Hard Man Steve Baker scared by non-threatening brown man, presses his "I've fallen and I can't get up" button.
Brexit Hard Man Steve Baker scared by non-threatening brown man, presses his "I've fallen and I can't get up" button.
@SteveBakerFRSA So let me get this straight… a brown man approaches you (a public official) in a public place to talk about your governments support for a regime that is likely in breach of international law, you acknowledge he doesn’t threaten you and keeps his distance… … and you go on…
I'm gonna need to punch everyone who says "7 year old 0day". I say this because this is a thing, a bug that's been latent in software and potentially used in secret by a hacking group for 7 years. But that's not what happened here. Instead, it's a bug that was patched 7 years…
I'm gonna need to punch everyone who says "7 year old 0day". I say this because this is a thing, a bug that's been latent in software and potentially used in secret by a hacking group for 7 years. But that's not what happened here. Instead, it's a bug that was patched 7 years…
He's been a tory MP since 2010 so why didnt he express his 'fury' at the state of the NHS a lot sooner? OH WAIT...! there's an election coming. 🤦♂️ theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
During the Summer of 1998, photographer Mischa Haller travelled across the UK to chronicle clubbers and partygoers spilling out onto the streets in the small hours of the morning. The idea was to show what it felt like to be young and up all night in that slightly woozy, surreal…
The thing everyone wants to know is WHAT will SOLVE the problems?
Stop saying Jews are too scared to go out in London on Saturdays, it’s a vexatious Zionist lie..
Stop saying Jews are too scared to go out in London on Saturdays, it’s a vexatious Zionist lie..
Bullshit. Theatres, cinemas, shops and restaurants we passed on our PEACE march were all packed. Families with babies were both ON our march and happily walking past it and peacefully through it. You’re fully lying.
Bullshit. Theatres, cinemas, shops and restaurants we passed on our PEACE march were all packed. Families with babies were both ON our march and happily walking past it and peacefully through it. You’re fully lying.
mRr3b00t @UK_Daniel_Card
92K Followers 7K Following 真理的揭露者 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes fella in cyberspace #nafo undercover #FVEY Lovely Horse #fella #meme #farm #appreciator #cyber #specialist
Jake Williams @MalwareJake
131K Followers 2K Following Breaker of software | GSE #150 | CTI/DFIR | @ians_security faculty | Bookings: jake at malwarejake dot com | He/him
Mick Douglas 🇺🇦.. @bettersafetynet
26K Followers 571 Following Consultant for InfoSec Innovations | @SANSInstitute Principal Instructor | @IANS_Security Faculty | I like information security. How about you?
Lisa Forte @LisaForteUK
54K Followers 5K Following Cyber Security - Partner @redgoatcyber - Climber / Caver. she/her
Dave Kennedy @HackingDave
207K Followers 6K Following Founder @Binary_Defense @TrustedSec Co-Owner https://t.co/HQC75WhdJh. @WeHackHealth Podcast. Fam First/Hacker/CSO/USMC/Intel/Fitness. Motto: Make world a better place
Justin Elze @HackingLZ
52K Followers 5K Following Hacker/CTO @TrustedSec | Former Optiv/SecureWorks/Accuvant Labs/Redspin | Race cars
4n6lady @4n6lady
57K Followers 694 Following #DFIR & #BlueTeam | IR & Threat Detection | #OSINT enthusiast | waiting for HL3 | AWS CIRT - my views are my own
𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛�.. @brianwhelton
14K Followers 1K Following Network/Security chap, guitarist, cert junkie, F1 fan, festival, gig & conference attendee. I stroke cats & drink tea! All views are possibly mine...
Corgi @corg_e
48K Followers 3K Following ssh’d into the espresso machine // chaotic neutral // (mostly) harmless pentester // president @bsidesnash // organizes @defcon615
Cybergibbons 🚲🚲.. @cybergibbons
49K Followers 3K Following Head of hardware. IoT hacker. Alpha Male.
Lina @d0rkph0enix
32K Followers 10K Following Palo Alto Networks, boxer, poker player, dog owner/operator, dork. Cars, vidya games, general cooking are my jam. Chiefs devotee. #SecKC
Accidental CISO @AccidentalCISO
54K Followers 2K Following I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
DebugPrivilege @DebugPrivilege
37K Followers 2K Following Security “Researcher” | Former Microsoft MVP | All Tweets are my opinions and thoughts. Interested in Security, Debugging, and Troubleshooting.
Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted
56K Followers 6K Following •He/him • Assoc Producer Emeritus: @DarknetDiaries Cybersecurity Researcher •
Ali Hadi | B!n@ry @binaryz0ne
29K Followers 568 Following DFIR and Adversary Simulation | DFIR @ ProtonMail | Perfect Stranger | Stronger Together |
Katie Paxton-Fear @InsiderPhD
82K Followers 2K Following Dr, apparently. Creator @traceableai, Lecturer & Hacker. #BugBounty hunter & #infosec YouTuber. APIs & Interlinked OffSec, PhD in AI+Sec @hacknotcrime. she/her
Just Another Nerd @NicoleBeckwith
41K Followers 8K Following Manager, Threat Operations @kroger 🍓 Intel, Hunting, Detection Engineering, Insider Risk & Fraud. 💻 Fmr LE & DFIR for OH & Secret Service TF. ✝️ #FSD
rand0h @dakacki
23K Followers 1K Following Dogfather / @WhoseSlide / DEF CON Goon / Alter Ego of @rand0hmized
Michael Koczwara @MichalKoczwara
18K Followers 2K Following Founder @Intel_Ops_io Threat Intelligence, Adversary Infrastructure Hunting, Curated TI Feed (Coming Soon) https://t.co/vixTz8xKuF https://t.co/VQWaze6gaF
Vic @saha707
14 Followers 229 Following
0x59901R @0x59901R
37 Followers 499 Following
Christos Anagnostopou.. @ChrisAnag85
34 Followers 598 Following
𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 .. @secguro
20K Followers 1K Following Try to keep up! BREAKING & up to the minute #news, #cybersecurity tips and #technology best practices. Visit website for more. #cyber #infosec #humanfirewall
annumeena @annumeena19
62 Followers 4K Following
Ben Lyons @silverandfire
4 Followers 58 Following
sky @0x0aSky
177 Followers 2K Following French CTI analyst. My interests, OSINT, CTI, IR, forensics and new technologies. Opinions are my own.
fuzed @fuzed_
359 Followers 631 Following Not here for followers or clout, here to learn from others and follow my favourite stocks and people.
Anita Cabrera @aniux_renata
225 Followers 753 Following Maestra en Derecho Fiscal, amo a los aminales. Creo en lo que veo y en los hechos, alegre por decision apasionada, amorosa y berrinchuda sin razon..
Michael Dunn | Off Ze.. @OffZeroCyber
218 Followers 785 Following Just a guy that has a passion for tailoring cybersecurity solutions for individuals, startups and small businesses. Lets do more with less and get off zero.
Be Disruptive @DisruptiveCLCTV
1K Followers 1K Following
𝚃𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒�.. @OSINT_Tactical
17K Followers 3K Following 2x @Tracelabs OSINT Gold 🥇& 3x Silver Badge 🥈 | https://t.co/I4WnSSr9tV
Programmers Memes @ProgrammersMeme
13K Followers 934 Following Funny jokes and meme about programmers. I don't own any of those memes. If you want me to remove one or to credit you send an email. [email protected]
AV Buzz Network @AVBuzzNet
324 Followers 1K Following Connecting & Promoting Audio-Visual Businesses Worldwide. Sharing news & updates from the AV industry. Tweets with extended details. #AVBuzz
Phara0n @Phara0n1x
89 Followers 706 Following
ShionFox @ShionFox
928 Followers 2K Following Microsoft MVP Office Apps & Services | Co-Founder @GetCsLatam, Mi pasión el Anime y los deportes, Mi ilusión..., la puedes leer en poco mas de 140 caracteres
Jonathan @jon__reiter
1K Followers 426 Following Proud dad and husband, reverse engineer, exploit developer, author of SANS SEC670, Windows kernel developer, Air Force
Awan @heyenghi
6 Followers 236 Following
Hrh Onyx| Early Child.. @HRH_onyx
12K Followers 3K Following Tech| God| Social Commentary @ijenlencha || Advocate of Child Ed ~ @save_fdn #blacktechtwitter| #WTMAmbassador @WTMAmbassador @Google
♛ Maria R. Neykova @MariaRusanova88
757 Followers 3K Following strong chess player; /Ihnen / Do no evil / Do Know evil @[email protected] Not affiliated, anarchy - the last personal line of self-defense !
Rishabh Sachdeva @anonpapa19
0 Followers 83 Following
SamCanuck @Old_man_G
51 Followers 278 Following Canadian senior, proud Canadian, efforts spent living and learning
سطام. @HunterxSatam
2K Followers 592 Following DFIR | Threat Hunter & Intelligence | Malware Analyst #GCFA #GDAT #CRTP #eCDFP #eCTHPv2 #eCIR #eCPPTv2 #eJPT #Security+ #CCNA
Oğuzhan Çeribaşı @exnovan
318 Followers 631 Following Red Team Cyber Security Engineer at @adeosecurity | Web Application Security
Paul Colby @paulcolby
804 Followers 4K Following God, Family, Football - brainwave therapy https://t.co/TfkvYlimds
John Sanders @Sandman46615
146 Followers 1K Following
John skiing the gnar @turboCodr
704 Followers 757 Following Working in the intersection of Data Science & InfoSec / I know more about x509 and TLS than your average person out walking their cat
Palak Singh @singhpalak8094
6 Followers 159 Following
OnTheLookout @JohnWH79
2K Followers 2K Following Bootneck with an all-female fireteam. Cyber, InfoSec, Info Ops & Whimsy. CISSP. Tweets are my own. RTs not an endorsement.
Talence Security @TalenceSecurity
527 Followers 1K Following We specialize in offering training programs that cover both defensive and offensive #cybersecurity
funkspiel256 @funkspiel256
10 Followers 175 Following
El-Viajero @El_Viajeo
0 Followers 33 Following
Xiulan @xiulan31337
54 Followers 329 Following MalDev Enthusiast. вредоносное ПО вирус 恶意软件 恶意代码 流氓软件 マルウェア Deine Mutter
Marek Rechtik @malte_45
56 Followers 515 Following
stee lo @trust1n
18 Followers 231 Following
F70 @s0m3n4m30
26 Followers 158 Following
Nathan @Ampere_Sand
177 Followers 2K Following math, security, music. DFIR. he/him. @[email protected]. pfp by @jasjanken
Thunter_0x0 @THunter_0x0
0 Followers 208 Following
mRr3b00t @UK_Daniel_Card
92K Followers 7K Following 真理的揭露者 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes fella in cyberspace #nafo undercover #FVEY Lovely Horse #fella #meme #farm #appreciator #cyber #specialist
Jake Williams @MalwareJake
131K Followers 2K Following Breaker of software | GSE #150 | CTI/DFIR | @ians_security faculty | Bookings: jake at malwarejake dot com | He/him
Florian Roth @cyb3rops
180K Followers 2K Following Head of Research @nextronsystems #DFIR #YARA #Sigma | detection engineer | creator of @thor_scanner, Aurora, Sigma, LOKI, YARA-Forge | always busy ⌚️🐇
Mick Douglas 🇺🇦.. @bettersafetynet
26K Followers 571 Following Consultant for InfoSec Innovations | @SANSInstitute Principal Instructor | @IANS_Security Faculty | I like information security. How about you?
Lisa Forte @LisaForteUK
54K Followers 5K Following Cyber Security - Partner @redgoatcyber - Climber / Caver. she/her
Dave Kennedy @HackingDave
207K Followers 6K Following Founder @Binary_Defense @TrustedSec Co-Owner https://t.co/HQC75WhdJh. @WeHackHealth Podcast. Fam First/Hacker/CSO/USMC/Intel/Fitness. Motto: Make world a better place
Justin Elze @HackingLZ
52K Followers 5K Following Hacker/CTO @TrustedSec | Former Optiv/SecureWorks/Accuvant Labs/Redspin | Race cars
4n6lady @4n6lady
57K Followers 694 Following #DFIR & #BlueTeam | IR & Threat Detection | #OSINT enthusiast | waiting for HL3 | AWS CIRT - my views are my own
𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛�.. @brianwhelton
14K Followers 1K Following Network/Security chap, guitarist, cert junkie, F1 fan, festival, gig & conference attendee. I stroke cats & drink tea! All views are possibly mine...
Corgi @corg_e
48K Followers 3K Following ssh’d into the espresso machine // chaotic neutral // (mostly) harmless pentester // president @bsidesnash // organizes @defcon615
Cybergibbons 🚲🚲.. @cybergibbons
49K Followers 3K Following Head of hardware. IoT hacker. Alpha Male.
Lina @d0rkph0enix
32K Followers 10K Following Palo Alto Networks, boxer, poker player, dog owner/operator, dork. Cars, vidya games, general cooking are my jam. Chiefs devotee. #SecKC
Frank McGovern @FrankMcG
16K Followers 249 Following Cybersecurity @ Fortune 100’s ● @BlueTeamCon Founder ● @MARFORCYBER Cyber Auxiliarist ● Former USMC Intel ● Auto Enthusiast ● Real Estate Owner ● Rucker
Accidental CISO @AccidentalCISO
54K Followers 2K Following I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
DebugPrivilege @DebugPrivilege
37K Followers 2K Following Security “Researcher” | Former Microsoft MVP | All Tweets are my opinions and thoughts. Interested in Security, Debugging, and Troubleshooting.
Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted
56K Followers 6K Following •He/him • Assoc Producer Emeritus: @DarknetDiaries Cybersecurity Researcher •
Ali Hadi | B!n@ry @binaryz0ne
29K Followers 568 Following DFIR and Adversary Simulation | DFIR @ ProtonMail | Perfect Stranger | Stronger Together |
Chris Sanders 🔎 �.. @chrissanders88
32K Followers 505 Following Ed.D. | Founder @networkdefense @RuralTechFund | Former @Mandiant, DoD | Author: Intrusion Detection Honeypots, Practical Packet Analysis, Applied NSM
Christos Anagnostopou.. @ChrisAnag85
34 Followers 598 Following
𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 .. @secguro
20K Followers 1K Following Try to keep up! BREAKING & up to the minute #news, #cybersecurity tips and #technology best practices. Visit website for more. #cyber #infosec #humanfirewall
sky @0x0aSky
177 Followers 2K Following French CTI analyst. My interests, OSINT, CTI, IR, forensics and new technologies. Opinions are my own.
Be Disruptive @DisruptiveCLCTV
1K Followers 1K Following
Br*an Collins @SecurityCollins
265 Followers 3K Following ☁️ security, general technology fan • opinions = mine
Reform Political Adve.. @clearpolitic5
8K Followers 6K Following Politically neutral campaign for regulation of electoral advertising. Labour, Lib Dem, Green and 3 other London mayor candidates have signed our ad code.
Programmers Memes @ProgrammersMeme
13K Followers 934 Following Funny jokes and meme about programmers. I don't own any of those memes. If you want me to remove one or to credit you send an email. [email protected]
AV Buzz Network @AVBuzzNet
324 Followers 1K Following Connecting & Promoting Audio-Visual Businesses Worldwide. Sharing news & updates from the AV industry. Tweets with extended details. #AVBuzz
Phara0n @Phara0n1x
89 Followers 706 Following
ShionFox @ShionFox
928 Followers 2K Following Microsoft MVP Office Apps & Services | Co-Founder @GetCsLatam, Mi pasión el Anime y los deportes, Mi ilusión..., la puedes leer en poco mas de 140 caracteres
♛ Maria R. Neykova @MariaRusanova88
757 Followers 3K Following strong chess player; /Ihnen / Do no evil / Do Know evil @[email protected] Not affiliated, anarchy - the last personal line of self-defense !
SamCanuck @Old_man_G
51 Followers 278 Following Canadian senior, proud Canadian, efforts spent living and learning
سطام. @HunterxSatam
2K Followers 592 Following DFIR | Threat Hunter & Intelligence | Malware Analyst #GCFA #GDAT #CRTP #eCDFP #eCTHPv2 #eCIR #eCPPTv2 #eJPT #Security+ #CCNA
Niels Groeneveld @nigroeneveld
10K Followers 11K Following Tweeting about various issues, such as infosec and geopolitics. My tweets do not necessarily reflect the points of view of past, present or future employers.
Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey
236K Followers 882 Following "Regularly touts on Twitter", Secretary of State for Environment, Thérèse Coffey.
OnTheLookout @JohnWH79
2K Followers 2K Following Bootneck with an all-female fireteam. Cyber, InfoSec, Info Ops & Whimsy. CISSP. Tweets are my own. RTs not an endorsement.
Ceran Özbilgi @CeranOzbilgi
304 Followers 2K Following Mechanical Engineer | Machine Theory and Control, PhD. @YildizEdu | Automotive Engineer, MSc @covcampus
BradThompson @BST74
48 Followers 1K Following
Robert Thomson @DrBob5188
76 Followers 343 Following Powershell nerd, ISO27001 victim. Not a real doctor. Tweets are my own not my employers.
cyberPanther @cyberpanther3
250 Followers 1K Following DFIR Noob | GCIA, GCIH, GSEC Interested in AI Security. Outdoor Noob. Too Optimistic abt life. The World needs some love.
Martyn Cook @Cookieth1
3K Followers 4K Following Dad, anti-conservative, believes people are stronger together. Brexit is a farce built on a lie, implemented by a dangerous charlatan. #FBPE
Rob Rothwell 🏴.. @rdrothwell
420 Followers 1K Following Industrial cybersecurity. IT. Project Management. Other random stuff. @[email protected]
w3n0ga5h @w3n0ga5h
26 Followers 138 Following 🛡️ Cybersecurity Student | Future Pentester 🖥️ | Systems Admin Apprentice
Sarah Clarke @TrialByTruth
75 Followers 261 Following GRC things to do with data protection, security and other things
Sarcastic Grunt @SarcasticGrunt
389 Followers 707 Following Cybersecurity professional, former infantryman, and politically opinionated. I live off sarcasm and caffeine. I trust AI as much as my profile picture.
Tom Staniford @tomstaniford
11K Followers 2K Following Mktg/Law/Psych | Speaker | Consultant | Lecturer | Writer | https://t.co/XyAd007dD6
Alex. @malsploit
1K Followers 4K Following Cyber Threat Intelligence | security researcher | Romanian | malware hunter/researcher/analyst [email protected]
Trackingplan (YC W22) @trackingplanco
1K Followers 3K Following Turning data analysts into insight generators by automating error detection and root cause analysis. Fix issues in record time and focus on what matters💡🚀
Brendan M. Clace @brendan_clace
166 Followers 595 Following F500 IT/OT Cybersecurity Leader | APT #PoutineMoose | #GSEC | #GCIH | Views are my own and not my employers
Beate Klatschfeld @c_qkie
26 Followers 1K Following Ohrfeigen möchte ich meinen zarten Wurstfinger trotzdem nicht antun
Pedro Flores @_tsonict_
79 Followers 464 Following
danjconn @danjconn
360 Followers 918 Following ❤️s Hax, Code, Music, Runs, Drinks. Chaos Monkey. London Marathon 🏃- 5:56:37 BCS / ACM / OWASP / OpenUK member. Personal Acc.
H.K.H @Cybermageddon
3K Followers 3K Following CISO | Telecom Security Specialist | Cybersecurity Architect | Researcher | Husband | Indie Author 📚 My Book on Amazon: https://t.co/YWLQW7eVnp
Kevin Poniatowski @Security_KevinP
229 Followers 680 Following Security Instructor but my nonsense is not to be considered proprietary information.
H-X Technologies @hxtechnology
51 Followers 371 Following We audit websites, apps, networks, and smart contracts. #cybersecurity #penetrationtesting #pentest #securityassessment #iso27001 #web3 #crypto #blockchain
A D @dayjigud
1K Followers 1K Following Data Analyst| Security\Offensive/Defensive\ Mechanical Engineer
Ayed Al Qartah عاي.. @aqarta
2K Followers 4K Following Solutions Architect - SecOps & XDR @ Trellix | Ex CSCO/FEYE. Cybersecurity Architecture, Threat Intel, IR, Security Operations, MSc. Cybersec. Tweets are my own
Spud 🇺🇦 @spikeyspud
7K Followers 8K Following Smouldering good looks, Professional Landscape Photographer. Very retired NHS Paramedic. I’ve seen a man bite a Police dog. Oh & I have 66% burns. FAMILY MAN.
VMRay @vmray
3K Followers 2K Following The Smartest, Stealthiest Threat Analysis & Detection Platform | Imprint: https://t.co/yZtPfo36Id
∆®€dDy@4 @dyoggofo
76 Followers 812 Following
AdinkraHene @AdinkraHene120
99 Followers 554 Following Budding Data Scientist, Forex trader.....YNWA
Emma 💛💙🇩🇰.. @MonkEmma
18K Followers 4K Following A Molecular Biologist who fights misinformation. Product of 🇬🇧🇩🇰marriage I will continue the good fight🇪🇺💪🏼All views are my own [email protected]
Josh Stroschein | The.. @jstrosch
8K Followers 1K Following Reverse engineer at FLARE/@Google | @pluralsight author | 700K+ views on YT 😱 Find FREE resources below👇
Were they wrong on Vietnam? No. Were they wrong on South Africa? No. Were they wrong on Iraq? No. They won’t be wrong on Israel, either. Signed, A Historian.
treats. dire need of treats (basic supplies for living and growing food). huge honkers. what have ya got to lose
Will send 🍈🍈 pics in exchange for sending me gypsum, garden soil, or good ass compost. Or a fat Lowe’s gift card. Enjoy the keys to kingdom with a Lowe’s gift card I’ll send it all amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…
There is a vigorous campaign of active measures to convince the West it’s over in Ukraine. Magazine covers proclaim it. The purchased academics, think-tankies, analysts and other assets regurgitate the talking points to a pulp, the better to be absorbed by the average person.
.@TuckerCarlson is an unregistered foreign agent for Russia and a filthy traitor
Tucker has outdone himself again (not in a good way) by interviewing Russian imperialist and fascist, Alexander Dugin. He claims that Dugin is not either a military leader or politician, but leaves out the part that for a long time Dugin's 1997 book Foundation of Geopolitics was…
So we have this absurd situation where the Telegraph is celebrating a victory for excluding a vanishingly small number of trans women from wards, while at first glance I can see absolutely no mention of the fact that 44,000 times a year people are in mixed wards.
B side of punk band Dead Kennedys tape.
@Variety If thats true then how’s south park, family guy etc still going strong? Just say youre not funny anymore and go
@caitlinmoran He's going to need some serious senokot when he finds out i have a GAS barbecue.
I have been angered by a barbecue in the past, but not this much.
HELLO, THEYRE TRYING TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY. FIGHT BACK? No. Youre busy wearing an apron and "grilling on the bbq" because a "real man" does the bbq! Thats right! LET DAD DO IT ILL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO A BBQ! fucking gay. x.com/Cobratate/stat…
@tazwake You'd need two to run a class with chrome and zoom open
@UK_Daniel_Card I work with a lot of major hospital systems and have never seen one that wasn’t solely based in windows ad lol
@UK_Daniel_Card So all that software that I specifically wrote to run on NHS systems, under Windows, wasnt even needed /s
@IT_Spook Where is windows on the way out? I don’t see this at all in my work
@UK_Daniel_Card I have been watching this amazing dumpster fire of "Windows is not present" takes and thought that asking "Who is the best Star Trek Captain?" was the most controversial question you could ask. I was so wrong. Shame that Windows is on the way out in a lot of orgaznaiton.
@Yetkinmiller and Lorenzo and Digitrak and all the others...
@UK_Daniel_Card Ask that dude, So where these guys runs on ? Epic Systems Corporation Cerner Corporation Allscripts Healthcare Solutions Meditech eClinicalWorks NextGen Healthcare Athenahealth GE Healthcare McKesson Corporation Greenway Health
Today I was told hospital systems don't run on Windows... Which is funny given the networks I am inside.... as I write this...
It is literally stories like this, plus the cloud trainings I’ve taken where the trainer says “today, I’ll show you how to do X. If you leave this running accidentally it’ll charge you, at most $40 with todays pricing”. Like BRUH - what if I enable a feature and don’t know…
The real horror here is that when OP enabled CloudTrail for S3 data events each of those $1300 worth of S3 requests started charging them 20x more. Or, y'know. $26K for the month.
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