🐧 azucena @theboringclam
Guess who got bored and went back to school? ME 😅 Cow Town California Joined June 2014-
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No one sees you getting up early. No one sees the parties you missed. No one sees you working late. No one sees how many times you failed. No one sees how hard you train. No one sees how hard you study. But when it works out they say it’s luck.
Celebrating your birthday is important, doesn’t matter how you do it. It’s an underrated blessing seeing another year of life.
Being tipsy is 10x better than being drunk
Women are choosing to stay single and childfree not bec they hate men or western influence, but they are registering the exhaustion of women around them - colleagues, friends, relatives - and choosing not to raise a husband alongside a baby and do disproportionate labour
Whatever the fuck I want
I genuinely believe tulips have gotten more beautiful in the last four years. I never used to care about them, but now every April I go around overwhelmed almost to tears with aesthetic pleasure over tulips, like some gay Dutchman in 1634
Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness. Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
I wanna talk about how the United States has effectively RUINED every single thing we love. food, music, social media, friends, public spaces, learning, taking care of ourselves… like for what…
I think moving to a new city will fix me
you can’t scare me i’m a firstborn daughter
Adulting advice? Take yourself on dates, go to new places and allow yourself to do all the things you really want to do. Don't wait for someone else to give you permission. Do whatever makes you happy. The days aren't coming back.
"Out of Stock" TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE THEN
Copenhagen is the only rail system left to use from this list
Copenhagen is the only rail system left to use from this list
i want to be the healthiest, prettiest, kindest version of myself by the end of this year
Eldest daughters love airports because they thrive on rules and seeing people get bossed around
In case you didn’t hear, bees are so back. We’re talking 2024 bee boom. I’m serious look it up
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Elon Musk @EMusk95783
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Liliana Sardin @SardLilian
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Caroline 🍭 @Caroline__K62
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Brantley Gilbert @adepojuo491
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Elon Musk @oEMuskofficia
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Philip Jones @JonesPhili91580
202 Followers 856 Following I'm a hard working man. Care is the gentle hand that lifts spirit, the kind words that inspire hope.
Faye Mcfeeley @mcfee_fa
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Shafeeq @Y2SHAF
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U.S. FDA @US_FDA
563K Followers 145 Following Our posts are FDA Approved! Privacy Policy - https://t.co/LbTJXYRXVP FDA Authentic Accounts - https://t.co/w2LNbzG7M0
unusual_whales @unusual_whales
1.7M Followers 2K Following Stocks/Options/Crypto/Market News +Tools. Not advice 🐳 who changed 🏛️. Get $50-$5000 to trade: https://t.co/wGf2ZdlXpw Discord: https://t.co/0xJ9e0ZYYG More: https://t.co/nsxZlPV0pC
Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership
456K Followers 530 Following Transparent insights into the car market. Featured in Apple News and NY Post. Host @CDG_Podcast | Jobs https://t.co/TvUrG7DI0Z | DM submissions
Eurostars Hotel Compa.. @Eurostars
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Handwritten Tickets �.. @handwrittentixs
50K Followers 196 Following helping you see your favorite artists for face value (or less). submit your tickets using the submission form in my pinned tweet. | run by @staygoIdforever
Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium
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TickPick @TickPick
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Kym Simon @kymsimon
2K Followers 4K Following Mom~Singer~Songwriter~Musician~ Redhead~Lover of Life #kymskrazies #kymskorner
Vicky⁹¹ ×͜× @louis91xwalls
25K Followers 4K Following #LOUIS: do you still remember feeling young? :✩+she/her✩+:
Halfpint @PatrickBMitche2
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Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant
137K Followers 321 Following Pictures, tips, care guides, and more :) (DM for removal or credit of photos. No copyright intended 🌿)
Julio🦠🚀 @Flowerboyjulio
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Earth @earthcurated
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karl the fog @KarlTheFog
357K Followers 263 Following All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.
anahi 💟 @iluvremlupin
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MOON LOVER @the_moon_lovers
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Univ. of Oklahoma @UofOklahoma
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University of Oklahom.. @raxpol
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University of Oklahom.. @OUResearch
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Tim Allen @ofctimallen
1.1M Followers 34 Following Santa? Buzz Lightyear? The Tool Man? Mike Baxter? Hey, I’m still that wisecracking kid from the Midwest, looking for answers to life’s big questions.
Budweiser @budweiserusa
294K Followers 831 Following If you're reading this you need a beer. By following, you confirm you're 21+. Content & sharing for 21+ only. Enjoy Responsibly. https://t.co/VkFrH6PEgB
Coach @Coach
609K Followers 755 Following Sharing the #CourageToBeReal since 1941. #CoachNY #CoachOutlet
Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg
306K Followers 775 Following OPEN 365 days, see https://t.co/SywHZTpN97 for hours. 1,454 ft above NYC. Rated #1 US Attraction by @Tripadvisor. Text CONNECT to 274-16 to get alerts on our Lights!
California Academy of.. @calacademy
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Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell
240K Followers 23 Following fill out the form in our bio so we can get your tickets to another swiftie! ran by @ttwaswift @folklorewlw and @floellasversion
US Consumer Product S.. @USCPSC
171K Followers 4K Following Standing for safety since 1972. Recalls, safety alerts and data. RTs, follows are not endorsements. Official account of U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.
jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1
159K Followers 110 Following Pop culture moron, circus performer, actor, author of 2 best selling books, Weekly TV. show on Travel Channel "The Jim Rose Twisted Tour". 🚫PLEASE NO DMs🚫
U.S. Department of En.. @ENERGY
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Fresno Chaffee Zoo @FresnoZoo
35K Followers 2K Following With over 200 species and award-winning habitats, Fresno Chaffee Zoo is the #PrideOfFresno. Now open 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Get tickets below!
San Diego Museum of A.. @SDMA
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Rakuten @Rakuten
136K Followers 69 Following We know you only use us for our money. (And we’re cool with it.)
SpotifyCares @SpotifyCares
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Redwood N&S Parks @RedwoodNPS
77K Followers 373 Following Official NPS tweets for Redwood National and State Parks—133,000 acres of awesome, including the world's tallest trees and 40 stunning miles of coastline.
Joshua Tree NPS @JoshuaTreeNPS
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Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns
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Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
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Country Living @CountryLiving
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GUYS SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR SCROLLING BUT PLEASE LOOK AT THIS!!!!!! Our favorite small business sent us the best surprise ever! Everyone tell waffles how cute he is in his new cardigan 🥲 (I literally cannot handle this)
Obsessed with designer Jessica Helgerson’s tiny Paris kitchen
Unpopular opinion: As I get older, all this looks disgusting
"so high school" wasn't written with a normal glitter gel pen is was written with one of these
So basically there’s no way to put it back once it’s off? Got it
How drawstrings are added to clothes
What is this tiny handle on the syrup vessel for
No one is suggesting they could fight a bear. They're saying bears don't pretend they're not bears. Bears don't rape women. People believe victims were attacked by bears. We don't shame people for being afraid of bears. And when a bear attacks a person, we euthanize it.
I think people need to realize that a sufficiently motivated bear is just as likely to kill you as a human, it weighs twice what you do and has knives for hands, and you might be in its territory without ever knowing
I find calm men so attractive like they really know how to handle everything
i thought it would be bigger
The truest thing I’ve learned in dating thus far is that generous people should only date other generous people. And true generosity as a trait isnt about just material items (tho that’s important too). Its taking accountability, forgiving, giving of time, being honest&vulnerable
You gotta respect Italy inventing all these perfect recipes 70 years ago then lying to everyone that they're hundreds of years old so that nobody fucks with them
MARIE KONDO: does this empty box spark joy? ME: yes MK: and this old iPhone 4 box? ME: yes MK: and allll of these Amazon boxes? do they spark joy too? ME: yes MK: and this other one over here with all of these smaller boxes inside it? ME: yes
Y’all do know Gatorade and Powerade is made to drink when you working out, not just for your fat lazy sorry ass to lay in bed and drink with a bag of chips.
Well, well, well.. if it isn’t me wanting the absolute best for you.
Am I getting older or is the grocery store music getting better ? 🤔
They should invent a medicine with good side effects.
God inventing the duck: Give that waterproof chicken a kazoo
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