Simon Fisher @thecodefish
New Zealand Joined June 2011-
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Q: “What do you do?” At a meet-up: “I’m a client-side engineer” On an official form: “Developer” Christmas with family: “Er…computers?”
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The software development process i can’t fix this *crisis of confidence* *questions career* *questions life* oh it was a typo, cool
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An npm module walks into a bar. It brings stool, grunt-stool, brtndr, bevera, phantomjs, 31 copies of rimraf, c bindings to tetris on NES, a
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I was top of my class at logic school
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We practice a cross-over between TDD and BDD. Our tests are TBD.
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"yolo push", pushing your changes into the main branch without testing.
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How to Build a Minimum Viable Product buff.ly/1yKrr3x
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If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, you get a room full of feces. In other words, software development.
Rediscovered this gem from 2002, and it's still relevant. The secret: Customers don't know what they want. joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog00…
So I just tried to install OneNote.. not only did it fail, but it seems to have trashed my Office 2013 installation. Thanks @msonenote !
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If LinkedIn endorsements were honest...
Just ran this game/simulation at my work to highlight how evil multi-tasking can be. Great response! bit.ly/OEq6o4
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CSS is a science. And by science I mean, a shitshow of a headache trying to predict how each browser/device is going to behave at times.
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// duration in seconds void (int duration) {…} No. void (int durationInSeconds) {…} Yes.
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Play the new official All Blacks score picking game at allblacksgameon.com. Signed ABs jerseys & welly 7s tickets up for grabs.
For mobile phone dev, @teamcity + @testflightapp = winning. From commit to testing on a phone in ~3 minutes with minimal interaction. Sweet!
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Hot off the presses: free Git tutorial w/ illustrated examples. Learn about essential Git commands, workflows & more: atlassian.com/git?utm_source…
Looking to get a new work laptop - primary use software dev (lightweight, grunty, but no gaming etc) - any recommendations?
Managed to play #diablo3 for an hour last night. Great game but I didn't like queueing for 45mins to log in to play a single player game :(
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