Travis Bails @theetravisbails
Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Stand-up comic, writer, and drummer for Interstellar Cave Dweller. Instagram/Snapchat: theetravisbails Cedar Rapids, IA Joined March 2011-
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Having your phone sounds effects on at full volume, in public, should be a felony.
Can we talk about how when you win a battle and Pokemon you also, "win," money... So are we actually robbing these people too, orrrrr?
Fireworks at 1:38 AM. They're Illegal within city limits in my state and they scare the shit out of my dog for days on end. They're not patriot. They're annoying. If you want to see pretty colors blow up in the sky, grow up and do drugs like an adult.
It wouldn't be a #YMHLive without a least two prolapsed anuses.
Nadav fucking up playing the wrong video AGAIN is THEE best part of this shit. #YMHLive
What are the Vegas odds in of @bobbyleelive puking tonight? #YMHlive @tomsegura @ChristinaP
Will Lauren Boebert losing have any effect on the second coming of Christ?
Today is my two year sub anniversary to @PaymoneyWubby. Everything has lead up to this point. #YouWannaCuddle?
Upset customer, calling to take their anger out on a random person: "Oh you just have an answer for EVERYTHING don't you?!" Me: "Wouldn't you be more upset if I didn't have the answers to the questions you're asking?"
RED ROVER RED ROVER I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF ANYONE THAT TRY’S TO COME OVER I SUPLEX THEM BREAK THEIR FUCKING NECK HAVE A GOOD DAY
I just saw @TotallyAllen on The Masked Singer... In the audience.
Read this with a British accent... #Innit
#YMHLive Why are her eyes MORE disturbing than the prolapse?
.@NintendoAmerica please put Super Bases Loaded III on Super Nintendo Online. It's one of my favorite games ever. Thanks!
"I believe that it IS true..." - a lying piece of shit.
"I believe that it IS true..." - a lying piece of shit.
My toxic trait is that I always thought I was Ferris Bueller, but I was actually Cameron the whole time...
77 seconds of truth that I hope you take the time to WATCH AND RETWEET.
77 seconds of truth that I hope you take the time to WATCH AND RETWEET.
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Maybe make sure your planes fly first guys
such a fun show and chill band. Check them out if you want to make your ears cum.
Thanks for hanging out with us last night @meatcanyon!
unrelated topic: hannah stuelke is so pretty!
that is Luke Skywalker
First look at Sebastian Stan as Donald Trump in #TheApprentice
Focus on Joaquin. Pull focus to window. Gaga draws perfect smile. Pull focus back to Joaquin. Joaquin moves head. Joaquin smiles perfectly. You are in the hands of fucking professionals.
When one tweet explains the other tweet.
It’s my birthday! Butttt my power is out and not coming back anytime soon, so my birthday stream is cancelled.. Please send love and gifs to cheer me up 🥹❤️ Here is gengar licking my ass in Japan as my gift to you on my birthday 😂🙃 Xo
Took some pretty cool photos of @ThePFIOfficial last night at @TheAtlantisDC!
What’s the perfect movie ending? I’ll start
Here’s what a crime is in Magic. Notice how Maro didn’t mention printing proxies. Checkmate, WotC.
Taylor shakes her head NO when someone thanks God for their career: 🤔
Former UFC fighter turned comedian Brendan Schaub flipped his truck attempting a donut