mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans
I'm fraser, that verbal clown from the whippet beans. Rarely serious #songwriter #writer & flippant /minor success on stage, radio & hollywood 📻🎤🏁 #music🇵🇸 thewhippetbeans.co.uk Newcastle Upon Tyne, England Joined January 2017-
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Social media is the only place you find the truth these days… Twitter 2024 - Tony Hart has died again.
Got back from a Disney princess kids party and immediately put the football on the telly to refresh my testosterone 👍🏼
Lee Anderson isn’t a politician, he’s a muck spreader.
X IS actually a better name than twitter… according to f**kwits.
Name the former #NUFC youth player who went on to score 483 goals in his career? 🤔
I think it's time I started writing the Ghostbusters musical.
I’d lend them some of our crowds who come to our shows but like us, our entire audience think they’re a pair of bell ends. #RightSaidFred
Our 4 year old daughter watching motor racing for 1st time… “Oh no! He’s gone the wrong way!” “Why is he parking?!” “Those bad men have stolen his wheels!” “They’ve brought them back again!” “Go! Drive! Get away from them!” “This is brilliant!”
Um Bongo is trending…I genuinely put it on my rider whenever we get a rider at a show… how many times have they actually found it for me?.. Once, but it was the limited edition Um Ognob which was discontinued a few years before the gig. I was very impressed
Our first MPC gathering was a cracking evening! Members new and not-so-new joined us at Earthlings Cafe for some laughs, a quiz and a catch-up. Thanks to Durgesh, @thewhippetbeans @Geordie_Comic and our amazing community.
Thanks so much to @Geordie_Comic for performing for the @menspieclub lads tonight, great event, and thanks to Earthlings Cafe for the lush venue x
Off to town to do a lovely gig with the effortlessly hilarious @Geordie_Comic 🤗
Now, what should I plant this year? 🤔🍀🥦🥑🍉🍓🍆🍅🥬🥝🥕🍇🥒 #allotment #seeds #growyourown
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@blazeydriver I don't like the man but I think the likes of Starmer and Streeting are much more dangerous. Galloway is direct and you know exactly where he stands, Starmer and Co are con merchants.
@blazeydriver In what way? He's odd and I don't agree with some of the things he says, but he certainly can point out the hypocrisy in the government and the press in Westminster. There's no one else that actually does that in the press or otherwise. He highlights their lies.
If your an old Cater USM fan and you ain't got tickets, get yasels down to Sunderland tommorrow and see Jim Bob.
A fantastic four (technically eight) gigs so far. Great audiences, listening to the quieter songs in the first set, doing all the woah oahs in the loud second set. We’ve performed forty five different songs so far. I wonder what’s left. Tomorrow we leave for SUNDERLAND, then it’s…
It’s a way to catch and imprison the sickest people in society
@thewhippetbeans I like to call it The Twitter. Cos I’m stupid
Sheffield United were relegated from the premier league yesterday and the Newcastle United fans who stayed clapped them off the field Not one single Newcastle fan mocked that team or made banners Difference in class 👏👏👏
Fellow twits who are as old as me, did these not used to have a yellow one in or am I imagining it???
@Steve6249362083 @DeanHaupt To work in the NHS and hospitality, for those sectors are struggling since freedom of movement was removed.
@PoliticsPollss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Didn't realise this was a parody account - nice one!
@NReclining @nathan_lac1 @LeeAndersonMP_ Sorry, I’m with Nate on this one if you live in a villa somewhere else, respectfully didn’t care enough to stay here & see things with her eyes. We are not a 3rd world country, if we’re suffering, it’s due to the countries leadership so maybe blame Lee 🤷🏾♂️
@NReclining @LeeAndersonMP_ And I bet you voted for Brixit and the Tories in the last general elections right? If you especially are suffering then bloody serves you right.
@LeeAndersonMP_ A lady in the street told you yeah Lee? You sure it’s not one of your mates again that you’re visiting today? You chat a lot of bollox Pal. It’s also hard to trust a Reformed reject too. #Reformed🫠
Elon: X is such a better name. Me: No. Twitter was a better name. We’ve all seen your kids’ names… naming isn’t your strong suit.
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@TheFreds @jamforfreedom Before Horizon this was the worst thing to happen to the Post Office.
The absolute state of @TheFreds. Tinfoil tossers play their biggest crowd of the year. They've found their level.
I’d lend them some of our crowds who come to our shows but like us, our entire audience think they’re a pair of bell ends. #RightSaidFred
@miffythegamer @sleafordmods , thought you were still on tour😂