Tiny Hard-Nips McGee @tiny_nips
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@DaftLimmy Somebody needs to ask the important questions here: Which videos on music theory? GIVE ME THEIR GLORIOUS NAMES.
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@Q_Review And here I was naively thinking I'd be the first to make a 'March to a Million' comment. I'M A WEAK STUDENT
@OFalafel And why don't we call becoming an apostate "doing a Christian Bale"?
You know it's gonna be a bad day when it's 14.39 and you still waiting on your morning poo to arrive
Pffftt, I can't have missed that much over the past 3 yea-- OH MY HOLY FLAMING-HOT TINY NIPS. The world's on fire and now I get to use 280 characters to poorly synopsise my existential dread! Get in. firefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefire
More of a 340.29 metres per second napper? CONGRATULATIONS! You're a sound sleeper! #Makesthethoughtsstop
Ever nodded off whilst travelling 299,792,458 metres per second? CONGRATULATIONS! You're light sleeper.
Spanish music teachers are a lot more agreeable. They're all "Sí, Sí, Sí."
Arrogant music teachers are the worst. They're all "me, me, me."
@JakeProcter @JamesAcaster I've stuck it in there hard and in pen.
@JakeProcter FUCK YEAH! I mean, like, yes. Here's hoping
@thisherejimothy I will try*. Jesus, mate. Sort your shit out
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I'm so insecure my girlfriend has started calling me QWERTY and 12345678 #mostcommonpasswordsof2016
Looked up 'toned' in the dictionary: Great definition.
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