Tobias Ford @tobybot11
Annapolis, MD Joined April 2008-
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I don't have kind words for whoever @Microsoft thought of adding "You don't often get email from" to the front of every email .. now every Outlook client, no matter the platform, has replaced meaningful summaries with this horse hooey
You'd figure that after a few decades or so .. Word's styling mechanisms would be solid.. but oh no. And now we have the styling mechanisms.. of Teams Word, Mac Word, Windows Word, Office365 Word.. all different and all equally foobar! Thanks Microsoft "the marketing company"
.. shimmering waves of probability, fluctuating eruptions in the void, an intertwined continuum of matter and energy.. #midjourney #midjourneyai #aiart #midjourneyai @ The Void instagram.com/p/CoVsIGCOVcr/…
Newest reel .. which one should be a T-Shirt? instagram.com/reel/CoNP56qoG…
Bank of New York employees were really ahead of their times… @ New York, New York instagram.com/p/CoGUjSAt0mC/…
When I was in the third grade living near SUNY Oswego.. a fraternity guy gave me a tour and I was blown away by a tapestry of the album cover of Nursery Cryme by Genesis in one of the rooms @ SUNY Oswego instagram.com/p/CoD8cWftkdQ/…
Orion asked for a space station … @ -=Outer Space=- instagram.com/p/CoD5hbXNyPo/…
Starting a journey into the infinite possibilities of AI art.. @ Annapolis, Maryland instagram.com/p/CoD116BNm7k/…
Ever try looking up the CMMC standards on Google or DDG? The first page of "results" doesn't even come close to bringing up the standard or the gov site defining it.
Yak Shaving 2 for today.. download and compile the nightly build of Xournal++ so I can highlight/copy and paste text from a PDF file on Linux
Yak shaving for today.. make a email alias in office365 ( takes a half hour or so since all MSFT software is nondeterministic ) .. so I could pretend to be an accountant on QBO … so I could undo a borked reconciliation because normal paying users aren’t allowed to do that in QBO
RIP DarkSky.. my favorite and the most useful weather app .. yet another victim of BDC thinking / an example of why Capitalism sucks
'your blind, your deaf.. you might as well be a ref' this chant i learned at the RIT hockey game has inspired me to write ones for 'middle managers'.. 'you are a poseur, you are a leech, you might as well be a middle manager'.. doesn't rhyme as well.. but is as biting nonetheless
The Capital Gazette memorial in downtown Annapolis opened today. @ Annapolis, Maryland instagram.com/p/CQrujwlNIBA/…
So I give an insurance company money as a hedge against future spends.. how is it that the entity I spend with in the future.. has any say in this arrangement? The statement .. “we don’t accept your insurance” is utter BS
why can't people just work together and make one thing that is totally complete and solid.. why have 3 or 4 of the same thing with millions of man hours in each?
the slippery slope into the black hole of infinite scope

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