Tracy Henning @trace_faced

This is me. Take it or leave it. Curb pick up only. Oreland, PA Joined May 2009

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

Fun fact: The first week of daylight savings is actually three weeks long for parents. #themoreyouknow #endthemadness

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I think I got it down. So every morning I need to budget 15 minutes to feed my kid breakfast, 7 minutes to get him dressed, 4 minutes to put on his shoes and socks, 2 minutes to brush his teeth and additional THREE HOURS for my kid to insist on doing it himself.

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

Of all the people happy about Biden’s win, I feel like Melania may be the happiest.

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

Sure see a lot of snowflakes out here right now and none of them voted blue.

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

This is the first time in months (years?) hitting refresh on actually feels refreshing

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

I’m now at the point in the election where I just sighed with relief when I realized the downer of a commercial coming on was for cancer and not a political ad. #govote

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

I feel like eating raw cookie dough is the new “playing with fire” of my 30s

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

I wish there was a filter on Pinterest that allowed me to turn off the “crack recipes” that show up. I don’t care how good your chicken soup is, Linda, unless you’ve tried real crack I don’t believe your comparison.

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

So many echo-chambers...so little time

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

Marriage is just asking the other person what they want for dinner until one of you dies. Love is both secretly hating the meal you decide on.

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

There are no longer any pictures of me that don’t also contain a baby and/or child #momlife instagram.com/p/CCcZoKtjXAC/…

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

Yesterday was Loving Day. It was 53 years ago today that the Supreme Court struck down all anti-miscegenation laws remaining in sixteen U.S. states. These laws prevented any inter-racial (but especially black and… instagram.com/p/CBZn8Twj9IH/…

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1

6 years ago

The president apparently has to tweet a specific attack against every single Republican who voices opposition to him. How does he have the time? Why does he care so much? What difference does it make?

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

6 years ago

@alexwittchen I think I just sprained my eyes rolling them.

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

7 years ago

How’s quarantine going? Well, my child cried for an hour today because there were “boogies” in his nose. Why were there boogies in his nose? Because he was crying. #sendwine

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

7 years ago

My 3 year old handed my husband a package of tortellini and said “here are the...noodle hats” and I will never be referring to tortellini as anything else

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

7 years ago

Does having my 6 month old lick my face for twenty minutes count as a skincare routine? If so I’m gonna come out of this quarantine looking FRESH.

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Tracy Henning @trace_faced

7 years ago

God help me if my three year old figures out how to use the remotes to put on his shows. All my power will have been rendered useless. Anarchy will reign.