tracie blalock @tracieb75
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It just occurred to me that when I had my breast reduction I could have asked them to not reattach my nipples. I would never have to worry about bras or white shirts or anything ever again. #missedopportunity
Google Keyboard auto capitalizes Star Trek but never Star Wars; regardless of the fact that I type the latter a thousand times more often. Shows that one of their engineers lets their personal preference into the software. 😂😂 #allscifimatters @madebygoogle
PSA: if you're a billionaire who feels that you've been unfairly criticised simply for be rich, I will be happy to tell everyone -publicly and loudly- how wrong they are about you. For the low low price of $1,000,000. A bargain, really.
"live like you might not have tomorrow" is not the policy I prefer my cab driver to hold
You know when you're so lazy that you have to pee but that would mean peeling yourself off the couch and going all the way to the bathroom and you just can't seem to do it? That.
If my kid's school district pulls this nonsense, I will get a bunch of parents together and we will go to each school and reenact the whole damn movie!!
If my kid's school district pulls this nonsense, I will get a bunch of parents together and we will go to each school and reenact the whole damn movie!!
I need to repeat this again I am an American First with every right to an opinion … then I am an actor .. Got that Mr. Walker .. Mr famous Athlete
The Kid's argument for not wanting to go to school today. "The toilet paper. It's not good. Like, it's bad. Unfortunately bad." #thekidaintrightinthehead #parenting #momlife
The kid went to school dresses as General Grievous today 😂🥰 #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay #thekidaintrightinthehead
6pm me is a firm believer in "why do today what you can put off til tomorrow" and 6am me hates that asshole.
The Kid just ate his vegetables without making a single comment about it since he first learned to speak and I'm afraid to make eye contact with him in case it breaks whatever spell has been woven over dinner. #momlife #parenting
reuters.com/technology/exc… ARRRRRRRGGH
Lego me is having a mini existential crisis @EffinBirds
Lego me is ready for a relaxing weekend at work @EffinBirds
Lego me *gestures at... everything* @EffinBirds
If you are still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this status. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.
This is heartbreaking.
The Kid is stressed out because he wants the "book of Boba Fett" armour for Halloween, and can only find "classic" armour. Yes, it's March. Yes, I'm proud of my little nerd. @DisneyPlus @HamillHimself #raisehimright #thekidaintright
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Helge Sanchez @Helgemsanchez
318 Followers 1K Following He/Han/Él - 🇧🇻/🇦🇷 #geekystuff #popculture #politics #language #andmore - @ helgesanchez on TikTok & Twitch - Tweets in English/Norwegian/Spanish
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Jackie McMahon ☮️ @jackiemac63
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Capricious Bow @CapriciousBow
672 Followers 2K Following My Tweets are the flower, you are the seed, we walked in the Twitter, we planted a Soliloquy... Don’t try and find me, please don’t you dare! ....
Brian Trevarrow @Geddysburg
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Kevin Werner @Werkniagara
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Richard Carbone @hailthevillain3
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Kara morton @Karamorton28
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Steven Del Duca @StevenDelDuca
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Cheri DiNovo @CheriDiNovo
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The WOW Dealz @dealz_wow
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Hammy Kids @Hammy_Kids
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Ian Howard @IHoward1749
160 Followers 889 Following May I ask you a highly personal question?" "It's what life does all the time. Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
Alexander Crichton @Sandman847
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Alexandre Boulerice @alexboulerice
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Javier Gonzalez @JavierG25545074
14 Followers 125 Following I'm from Mexico City...But I have moved to Seattle Washington and I've been living there for 3 yrs now. I have 2 lovely kids a boy and a girl.
Peter Julian @MPJulian
23K Followers 16K Following MP for New Westminster-Burnaby | @NDP House Leader, NDP Critic on Canadian Heritage, Deputy Critic on Finance | Leader parlementaire du NPD @NPD_QG
Herne @Herne
744 Followers 446 Following Ranting Canadian, Print Designer & Production Curmudgeon, and Occasional Smartass. Mostly here for the dog, cat, and baby goat pics… Opinions are my own.
The New Voice of Ukra.. @NewVoiceUkraine
217K Followers 37 Following The New Voice of Ukraine is Ukraine’s premier independent English-language news resource. On FB at https://t.co/xxKztntehD
The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent
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IKEA Canada Support @IKEACASupport
6K Followers 5 Following IKEA CA Customer Service – We’re here to help 7 days/week 9AM to 9PM EST. IKEA CA Service à la clientèle – Nous sommes là pour vous, 7jours7 de 9h00 à 21h00 EST
HamOnt Fire Dept @HFD_Incidents
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Hamilton Firefighters.. @hamiltonfire288
5K Followers 2K Following The Hamilton Professional Fire Fighters Association IAFF Local 288 are 550 proud trade unionist serving the City of Hamilton. Home of the HPFFA Charity.
Justin Ling (Has Left.. @Justin_Ling
129K Followers 994 Following I'm not here. Substack: https://t.co/5Y2BQGr0Au Mastodon: https://t.co/kbLXRE4nXL Bluesky: https://t.co/VxdwTwK33E… (DMs still open.)
Barney Panofsky's Bes.. @mynamesnotgordy
92K Followers 2K Following Former progressive conservative specializing in delivering satirical irony through interpretive dance since June 2018. If anyone orders Merlot I'm leaving.
Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell
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Stands @Stands
41K Followers 250 Following We work with your favorite celebrities to create limited edition merchandise, benefitting charity. Casual viewer. She/Her
Ninja Coffee Bar @NinjaCoffeeBar
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Keanin Loomis @keaninloomis
9K Followers 7K Following Father, husband and VP Member Services at the Ontario Chamber of Commerce. Hamilton is home.
HSRnow @HsrNow
4K Followers 2 Following Hamilton Street Railway's real-time cancellation alerts provided 24/7. Follow @hsr for other updates. This account is not monitored. 🚌📲
Hamilton Street Railw.. @hsr
9K Followers 86 Following The official account for Hamilton Street Railway providing news & customer service. Monitored weekdays from 8:30am to 4:30pm. For service alerts follow @HSRnow.
Ashley Winter MD || U.. @AshleyGWinter
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Kara morton @Karamorton28
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Richard Carbone @hailthevillain3
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Movano Health @MovanoInc
482 Followers 9 Following A purpose-driven healthcare solutions company designing devices at the intersection of medtech and consumer devices.
Effin' Birds @EffinBirds
286K Followers 1K Following by @aaronreynolds (he/him) • merch, books and tour details at https://t.co/telhOub0Fs • defeated Jimmy Fallon in a popularity contest
Swear Trek @swear_trek
151K Followers 708 Following GIFs by @aaronreynolds & tweets by @kris__myers. Captions by @NicRobes, @ninjaburger, @noemptyline, & @joesondow. Loves colourful metaphors. ON HIATUS
Hot Chocolate Design @hotchocolated
2K Followers 231 Following Unique designs for shoe lovers! Venezuelan brand created by Carolina Aguerrevere and Pablo Martinez
Irregular Choice @IrregularChoice
25K Followers 1K Following A supply of something fresh & fun that maintains imagination & originality above all else since 1999!✨🇬🇧 Contact us: [email protected]
SparkNotes @SparkNotes
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Matt Ingram @MattIngramNEWS
4K Followers 5K Following Anchor/Reporter/Producer/VJ/Host @CHCHNews @CHCHTV 🇨🇦 📺🎙️ Covering newsy things all around the Golden Horseshoe. Send tips to [email protected] or DM me.
Steven Del Duca @StevenDelDuca
54K Followers 14K Following Mayor of Vaughan. Together, let’s Get Vaughan Moving.
Tower Defense Simulat.. @paradoxum_games
290K Followers 7 Following Developers of #TowerDefenseSimulator on @Roblox ✨ Created by @BelowNatural 🎮 https://t.co/PgFw5rLBbn 📧 [email protected]
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
31.1M Followers 995 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
Elementary Educators @ETFOeducators
54K Followers 2K Following ETFO is a union committed to public education, social justice and equity. We represent 83,000 elementary teachers and #onted education workers in Ontario.
OTF/FEO @otffeo
9K Followers 149 Following The OTF/FEO is the unifying voice for all teachers in Ontario’s publicly funded schools and safeguards their profession, pensions & public education
Seth Trueger @MDaware
62K Followers 13K Following emergency doc @NorthwesternEM | Digital Media Editor @JAMANetworkOpen | opinions ≠ my employers' or med advice | @mdaware.bsky.social
Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty
240K Followers 4K Following blue check was free - I am an international crouton. 🐘 https://t.co/icOYFrComT ✴️ https://t.co/scTdFKwg8F
Terrible Planet Comic.. @TerriblePlanet
4K Followers 326 Following Created by @VikingJonesy & @CrockettForReal
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
The White House 45 Ar.. @WhiteHouse45
24.2M Followers 12 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
theHUB by Walmart Can.. @thehubWM
179 Followers 31 Following Helping Canadian moms save time, bring big ideas to life and make every dollar count.
COVID-19 Ontario @COVID19Ontario
3K Followers 250 Following Following the outbreak of COVID-19 in Ontario, Canada #COVID19Ontario
Emily Cochrane @ESCochrane
34K Followers 4K Following covering the American South for @nytimes | Florida woman, recovering Hill reporter, now in Nashville | tweets/cat photos mine | [email protected] I
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
236K Followers 4K Following Washington Bureau Chief for The Daily Beast. Be silent, be still.
CBC News: The Nationa.. @CBCTheNational
373K Followers 177 Following This account is inactive | Watch the latest from The National: https://t.co/qHwGHbycRT
Igor Bobic @igorbobic
165K Followers 961 Following Senior politics reporter at HuffPost. California raised, Bosnia born. Former Chargers fan. [email protected]
Hamilton Paramedics @HPS_Paramedics
19K Followers 563 Following The official Twitter account of Hamilton Paramedic Service. This account is monitored M-F 8-4. In case of emergency, dial 911. #HamOnt
Hamilton Fire Departm.. @HamiltonFireDep
26K Followers 93 Following The official Twitter feed of the Hamilton Fire Department. This account is not monitored 24/7. For emergencies call 911.A warm, morning kiss of fresh blood bit.ly/HCD-MJ-KissME
@HamiltonPolice @HWDSB Glad to see NOTHING has changed w/our school system in the city. When i was younger it was always my school Sherwood, Hill Park & Barton always having some type of problem or problems. Wasn't uncommon to have the PD or FD show up once a week.
Prince Harry wears military uniform for vigil at Queen's coffin ctvnews.ca/world/prince-h…
I’m no fan of The Queen but meeting Liz Truss and then immediately dying is a move I respect.
@Best_person_itw @JoeBiden You speak for no Americans. Sit down and shut up.
@bonerg0ku420 @itsJeffTiedrich Your parenting sucks! Who lets an 8 1/2 yr old read Twitter? There are more appropriate ways to teach defending democracy. SMH
Tommy Lee changing his bio to New Album Out Now then posting his whole dick is the future of music marketing. That’s it from now on. Dicks on main.
For those who missed the Tommy Lee post, here it is.
In just two press conferences after being MIA for weeks, Health Min. @SylviaJonesMPP has shown that she has no intention of fixing the immediate & long-term issues of our health care system, and is solely here to deflect blame off the Ford government. #RepealBill124 #onpoli
To every single healthcare worker: Yes, there is a crisis. And no, you are not the problem. Don't let @SylviaJonesMPP or anyone else tell you otherwise. It's time to stop treating HCWs like liabilities and start treating them as our most valuable resource. #onhealth #onpoli
Make no mistake: Blaming health workers for taking vacations is a new low from an Ontario government that continues to deny that our healthcare system is in full blown crisis. Please...Repeal Bill 124. Pay nurses more. Improve working conditions for nurses. Just. Get. It. Done.
office violence policies exist because of men who can’t say “thanks” to a peer without adding “bud”
Despite the whole #PrinceOfPegging revelation, I still think the most unsavoury part of William is that he’s part of a hereditary monarchy in the 21st century.
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Me: So my husband -- First grader: You have a husband? Me: I do, the whole time you've known me. First grader: Oh. I always thought you were feral. Me: Er, do you mean 'single'? First grader: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats. 🙀
@CBCAlerts Now, it might just be me, but drag reading hour sounds like a much better place for kids than being used as human shields during an illegal occupation and being half deafened by horns.
“what would the founding fathers have to say abou-” you mean the guys with the leeches? any other medical decisions you wanna run by the leech guys
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